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#91 Wilfred

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:01 PM

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Lol, I got a speaker. :bigblush: :picard: :bigblush:

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:51 PM

To my left...Lighting Console and Ball point Pen...I'm dead guys.
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 07:39 PM

To my left: a window.

I'll stand behind it and they'll run into it comically.

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:09 PM

To my left

Hershel's shotgun

Time to single-handedly end the zombie apocalypse

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:22 PM

i would do what i always do


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Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:09 PM

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Military would wipe out a zombie outbreak so damn fast. Military bases wouldnt be over ran. maybe the cities ect, but not the bases.

Pretty much in every major zombie movie, the zombies stick together in massive hordes. Now imagine 30mm He rounds and 2000 pound bombs droping on them. Best part yet is that the Canadian and american military have such a massive stock pile of ammunition it isn't funny.

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:15 PM

If you haven't got one yet the gov'ts got your back

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:27 PM



Worth a watch. ^_^


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Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:33 PM

Corner Camp w/ Claymores and a shotty

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 09:43 PM

Corner Camp w/ Claymores and a shotty


Has anyone made a CoD joke yet?

Besides the franchise of course :lol:

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 12:03 AM

To my left

Pillows

I'm officially screwed.

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 07:04 AM

How about a new name? The way the current one is worded kinda makes it seem like you guys are anti-resistance and pro-zombie.

Edited by One one two, 03 June 2012 - 07:04 AM.


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Posted 03 June 2012 - 07:55 AM

Has anyone made a CoD joke yet?

Besides the franchise of course :lol:


I think I was the first!

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 11:49 AM

Lol, I got a speaker. :bigblush: :picard: :bigblush:

Flat screen!

To survive a zombie apocalypse, I would use no guns as that would attract zombies by the noise. I would use melee weapons and/or flamethrowers, and definitely an axe or a katana. That is all :D


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Posted 03 June 2012 - 05:28 PM

Zombie Spiders?
This happened about a month ago :
Swarm of aggressive spiders attack town

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A TOWN in India is living in fear of a swarm of venomous spiders, which last month left two people dead after being bitten.


It may sound like a B-grade horror movie, but residents of the town of Sadiya, in Assam state, say that on the evening of May 8 as they were celebrating a Hindu festival swarms of spiders suddenly appeared and attacked them, The Times of India reported.


Over the next few days two people - a man, Purnakanta Buragohain, and an unnamed school boy - died after being bitten by the spiders. Scores more turned up at the town's hospital with spider bites.


District authorities are panicking and are considering spraying the town with the insecticide DDT.


Locals say the most terrifying aspect is that spiders appear in swarms and their behaviour is highly aggressive.


"It leaps at anything that comes close. Some of the victims claimed the spider latched on to them after biting. If that is so, it needs to be dealt with carefully. The chelicerae and fangs of this critter are quite powerful," head of the department of life sciences at Dibrugarh University Dr LR.Saikia said.


Teams of Indian arachnid experts have flocked to the town, hoping to identify the species, but so far they have drawn a blank.


They say it could be a tarantula, a black wishbone or even a funnel-web spider - or it could be a whole new species.


One thing they agree on is that it is not native to the area as there is no record of venomous spiders in Assam. The black wishbone and funnel-web are native to Australia.


Researchers are also still running tests to find out the toxicity of the spiders' venom.


Dr Anil Phatowali, superintendent of the town's hospital, said they had not administered antivenin as they could not be certain the spider was venomous at all.


He also pointed out other factors may have contributed to the two reported fatalities.


"All the bite patients first went to witch doctors, who cut open their wounds with razors, drained out blood and burnt it. That could have also made them sick," Dr Phatowali said.




Read more: http://www.news.com....6#ixzz1wmPMmjWY

Maybe the end really is coming? Honestly sounds like some Revelations business.



Edited by The Brahma Bull, 03 June 2012 - 05:31 PM.



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Posted 03 June 2012 - 05:40 PM

not sure how they are zombie spiders...

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 05:54 PM

not sure how they are zombie spiders...


okay. i might have stretched it a bit. :P


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Posted 03 June 2012 - 10:40 PM

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Military would wipe out a zombie outbreak so damn fast. Military bases wouldnt be over ran. maybe the cities ect, but not the bases.

Pretty much in every major zombie movie, the zombies stick together in massive hordes. Now imagine 30mm He rounds and 2000 pound bombs droping on them. Best part yet is that the Canadian and american military have such a massive stock pile of ammunition it isn't funny.

But... What if the military becomes a horde of zombies?
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 02:40 AM

Always use blunt objects. A baseball bat won't get stuck in a zombies skull.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:10 AM

Anyone see this yet? Prankster in Miami trying to scare people. Honestly, lucky someone didn't pull a gun on him (edit: in the description it says he almost gets shot at 2:00). You totally know this type of prank is going to start spreading now.


Edited by The Brahma Bull, 04 June 2012 - 09:21 AM.



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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:47 AM

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 11:02 AM

Since I only have a pencil and a glass jar next to me, I would definitely try to act like them like this brilliant, brilliant person:


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Posted 04 June 2012 - 03:49 PM

If you haven't got one yet the gov'ts got your back

http://www.ctvbc.ctv...BritishColumbia


That's hilarious weird shameful funny for us BC'ers.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 04:02 PM

My zombie plan is to hook up with Emma Stone.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 04:18 PM

Anyone see this yet? Prankster in Miami trying to scare people. Honestly, lucky someone didn't pull a gun on him (edit: in the description it says he almost gets shot at 2:00). You totally know this type of prank is going to start spreading now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo


That was hilarious! The guy getting chased by the group of people at the end was really funny.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 04:51 PM

Dazzle them with my brilliance. That, or confuse them with my chaos.

Either way, I have my BC Lions football horn ready just in case...irritate them to death.

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 03:54 PM


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Posted 22 June 2012 - 11:54 PM

I'd use a .45 caliber pistol with a subsonic load, with a silencer, thus eliminating a sonic boom.

Common ammunition, very quiet shot. Extreme stopping power included, im set.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 11:59 PM

I'd use a .45 caliber pistol with a subsonic load, with a silencer, thus eliminating a sonic boom.

Common ammunition, very quiet shot. Extreme stopping power included, im set.

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