avelanch Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 cody hodgson is a massive tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Marchand Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson must have kicked your dog and pissed in your cornflakes. What the hell is up with your massive hate for the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson bullied him in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kesler_is_clutch Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 cody would be great if AV gave him a proper chance to play and not on the fourth line with horrible players who get 4 minutes if that a game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdon Algur Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson is the bigger man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson's monkey business is the official business he conducts with primates. Cody Hodgson finds squirrels untrustworthy. Cody Hodgson figure skates, and it's glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonedanielsedin Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hodgson is making it rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumballthechewy Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 And I watched him. He now makes me want to beat women because he made hitting your mom look cool and hip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson is the only recipient to ever win the Cody Hodgson trophy and likely will always be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robongo Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Look up controversy in the dictionary and you'll find a picture of Cody Hodgson - End Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canvoucer Vanuck Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson must have kicked your dog and pissed in your cornflakes. What the hell is up with your massive hate for the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumballthechewy Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 The Devil sold HIS soul to Cody Hodgson. Cody Hodgson told me to tell you to turn your music down. Cody Hodgson is the sum of all fears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micgao Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Satan sold his soul to Cody Hodgson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 The Devil sold HIS soul to Cody Hodgson. Cody Hodgson told me to tell you to turn your music down. Cody Hodgson is the sum of all fears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbridled_id Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 The Top 15 "Versteeg Facts": * Some say his breakfast cereal contains only pucks and milk and that his parents conceived him in the back of a Zamboni. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say he uses his skates to shave and that his heart beats to the same rhythm as the intro to "Hot For Teacher." All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that he's landed the starring role in a major motion picture adaptation of Webster's Dictionary and that he keeps an actual piece of the iceberg that sank the titanic in his freezer at home. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that in his hometown of Lethbridge, families don't put stars on top of their Christmas trees, they put VERSTEEGS, and that every Candy Cane the world over was once straight but curved itself in the image of his stick. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say he unwinds with a fine brandy and a rousing game of pinochle, and that he believes screaming "SHOOT!" should get you kicked out of the stadium. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that he was born with a birthmark shaped like the Hart Trophy below his right armpit and that his sweat smells like Play-Doh. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that all bagels used to be bialys until VERSTEEG used them as targets for shooting practice and that he has ordered to the death every person ever to utter the phrase "I'm gellin." All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that opposing goalies cross themselves three times at the mere mention of his name, and that the sound of his slapshot doesn't create an echo. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that Q's mustache is made up of hair from VERSTEEG's first haircut and that chicken thinks everything tastes like VERSTEEG. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that once VERSTEEG pops he can stop, he knows where the beef is, you spell relief V-E-R-S-T-E-E-G, he can believe he ate the whole thing, you're in good hands with VERSTEEG and that maybe he's born with it, maybe it's VERSTEEG. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that yellow snow becomes white in his presence and that the city of Boston no longer documents its years as A.D., but as A.V. after his departure. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that VERSTEEG once saved an entire colony of leopard seals by humming the theme to MASH and that his blood is actually being studied as an alternative fuel source. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that if you hold VERSTEEG up to your ear you hear the sound of the goal horn and that if you slow the sound down it says "He's called VERSTEEG." All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say that he recently proved that it does not, in fact, take two to make a thing go right and that he single-handedly hit a two-handed backhand, single-fisted two beers and doubled down with one card. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. * Some say he can defrost a frozen turkey in seconds by stickhandling it and that he defeated the Soviet Union and ended the Cold War with a grueling game of Duck-Duck-Goose. All we know is...he's called VERSTEEG. Honorable Mention: -VERSTEEG can name that tune in NO notes. -VERSTEEG can believe its not butter. -VERSTEEG runs Windows Vista on an Etch-a-sketch. -VERSTEEG once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves. -VERSTEEG never got "called up" to play in the NHL, he called up the NHL and the league jumped at the chance to play hockey with him. Read more: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/sarah-spain/2010/01/versteeeg-facts.html#ixzz1S7LLOxtX oh wrong thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannimal Hoetruck Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson is banging Kristen Reid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gumballthechewy Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody Hodgson doesn't deke, he just stares down the defenders/goalies until they move out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdon Algur Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hockey wasn't Hodgson's first choice of sport, he tried swimming but the dudes so cold the water frooze as soon as he touched it. Cody Hodgson can have his cake and eat it too The Devil went down to Georgia, to visit Cody Hodgson Cody Hodgson doesn't play for the Canucks, the Canucks play for Cody Hodgson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanucksBen Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody HodGson is giving Don Cherry another way too mispronounce Canucks players names (Lulongo, Bee-eska) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niloc009 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Cody HodGson is giving Don Cherry another way too mispronounce Canucks players names (Lulongo, Bee-eska) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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