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Cody Hodgson was born in Romania to gypsy hockey playing vampires. Unfortunatley, his parents were killed in a tragic gopher attack. At the age of 12 he ran away from the castle and was cast as a young Liev Schrieber in the broadway adaption of X men. An overnight success story, his life soon spiralled out of control as he found himself addicted to Viagra and late night the price is right re-runs. He was kicked out of the theatre company and found himself once again alone and on the street. After living on the street for the next 28 years, Cody became a black market millionaire selling street meet and pirated dvds until he was caught by the police and sentenced to 5 years community service. During his rehab, he was forced to coach an inner city youth hockey team and changed his name to Gordon Bombay for "spiritual" reasons. It was here he discovered his passion for hockey, joined the chl, yada yada yada, drafted by the canucks, end of story!

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