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can I say both?

Yes.

Do you have any suggestions about my girlfriends thoughts about my lack of excitement?

Not a fair question. I love all girls with hot asses :P

Don't we all? :P

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Yes.

Do you have any suggestions about my girlfriends thoughts about my lack of excitement?

excitement over her being topless all the time? i'm with her. man up and fondle them 24/7

Don't we all? :P

yes. yes we do.

"Excitement"...? :unsure:

This?

cialis-blister-l.jpg

apparently JR's a doctor now.
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apparently JR's a doctor now.

Nah...if I was a Dr. I'd like to think I'd be a GOOD one and not simply prescribe pills to treat symptoms but actually do my job to try to find the cause of his lack of "excitement". Is it psychological? Medical (blood pressure, injury, diet etc related)?

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cialis treats the blood pressure/injury root cause, and no real doctor would say it's psychological. you're a quack.

A lack of "excitement" can indeed be caused by psychological issues. Everything from say stress to shame, abuse etc.

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Guest Gumballthechewy

No no no, it's not "equipment failure" or lack of breast fondling (I don't think... Oh god, I hope not!!) the other day she said we don't ever do anything "exciting" and I don't mean zip lining.

Should I follow her into the ladies room at the mall or what? I would have thought seeing me naked would be more than enough excitement for one girl...

Wait... Is that it?

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No no no, it's not "equipment failure" or lack of breast fondling (I don't think... Oh god, I hope not!!) the other day she said we don't ever do anything "exciting" and I don't mean zip lining.

Should I follow her into the ladies room at the mall or what? I would have thought seeing me naked would be more than enough excitement for one girl...

Wait... Is that it?

Sounds like she's feeling you're both stuck in a "rut". That your day to day lives have become routine" (which tends to happen given a normal get up, go to work, come home etc cycle).

Try to do some different stuff. Take her out even for something simple. Engage in some new hobbies etc with her.

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No no no, it's not "equipment failure" or lack of breast fondling (I don't think... Oh god, I hope not!!) the other day she said we don't ever do anything "exciting" and I don't mean zip lining.

Should I follow her into the ladies room at the mall or what? I would have thought seeing me naked would be more than enough excitement for one girl...

Wait... Is that it?

no, she wants sex in public. take her for a nice love making session on the skytrain.
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Guest Gumballthechewy

Could be a rut, we haven't done anything new in quite a while, we've both been so busy lately.

Although I'll have to try Av's suggestion.

:bigblush:

I don't live on the coast so I'll have to find somewhere else, there is a lake/public beach, a provincial park, several campgrounds... ;)

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Could be a rut, we haven't done anything new in quite a while, we've both been so busy lately.

Although I'll have to try Av's suggestion.

:bigblush:

I don't live on the coast so I'll have to find somewhere else, there is a lake/public beach, a provincial park, several campgrounds... ;)

my wife and i were camping a couple years back, and at night we heard the sloppiest, wet slapping sex from the campground next to us. it was traumatic, especially once we saw what they looked like the morning after.

BE THAT COUPLE!

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my wife and i were camping a couple years back, and at night we heard the sloppiest, wet slapping sex from the campground next to us. it was traumatic, especially once we saw what they looked like the morning after.

BE THAT COUPLE!

Ok, campgrounds are out.... :sick:

Particularly prone to happen under those circumstances.

Public sexcapades wouldn't hurt would it?

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Guest Gumballthechewy

Then it's settled! I will try and nail my girlfriend at the public beach in one of the outhouses, preferably the ladies one because I hear it's nicer. Gonna have to wait for hotter weather, more people=more excitement. I want it to be a bit of a surprise too, maybe take her to the beach a lot and when she goes to the loo, BAM!

In the mean time I need to think up some things we could do together. Non sexual things, nice things. I think I should take her to Kelowna for the weekend, take her shopping, have dinner at The Keg, I dunno.

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