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#1231 avelanch

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 01:34 PM

If you had 1,000,000 dollars to give away, how would you do it?

i would give it away slowly to those that provided me with various products and services... or I'd give it all to a bank with the expressed condition that they return it in small amounts at my choosing, with interest.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 01:51 PM

Who is there in your life that you would take a bullet for?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 01:53 PM

Who is there in your life that you would take a bullet for?

my wife, my unborn daughter, and my dog.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 01:54 PM

Why is there an Interstate Highway in Hawaii? What other state is there to connect to?
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 02 January 2013 - 01:59 PM

Why is there an Interstate Highway in Hawaii? What other state is there to connect to?

because it's part of the network of freeways that forms a part of the National Highway System of the United States and it was paid for and is maintained with the federal fuel and tire taxes the residents pay.

Edited by avelanch, 02 January 2013 - 01:59 PM.

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#1236 Scott Hartnell's Mane

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:01 PM

because it's part of the network of freeways that forms a part of the National Highway System of the United States and it was paid for and is maintained with the federal fuel and tire taxes the residents pay.


I'm impressed with how quickly you found that. Very nice. I lived out there and asked a native the same question. lol.
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:05 PM

also: the full name for the interstate highway system is the Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:10 PM

When have you seen Karma at work in your life?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:12 PM

why won't my fingers fing
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


#1240 avelanch

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:20 PM

When have you seen Karma at work in your life?

back when I used to work in the office in Chicago we had a secretary named Karma. she was quite a good worker, actually.

why won't my fingers fing

because your hands are huge, and they can touch anything but themselves.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:27 PM

Why hasn't my mediocre drawing ability made women swoon to me like pigeons on bread?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:02 PM

Under what circumstances would you adopt a child?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:14 PM

Why hasn't my mediocre drawing ability made women swoon to me like pigeons on bread?

because you're not doing it on canvas with paint in a dimly lit studio while brooding and drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.

Under what circumstances would you adopt a child?

there are a couple situations:
1. if my wife and I could not sire another child through our own natural means
2. if I have 3 girls, I would adopt a boy
3. if my best friend and his wife pass away in a horrific accident I would raise their redheaded boy as my own, as both of their families are seriously messed up, and I'd hate to see him end up with either one of them.

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:21 PM

Why were you given your name?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:28 PM

Why were you given your name?

my real name or my e-name?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:31 PM

my real name or my e-name?


Real name.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:40 PM

Real name.

it means little king in Gaelic, and I run this ish, yo.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:46 PM

If you needed someone to act as a character reference for you who would you chose?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:49 PM

If you needed someone to act as a character reference for you who would you chose?

are out filling out a credit card/job application for me?


I would choose one of my coworkers as a character reference for me, i got a couple in mind that would work.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:50 PM

Dou you enjoy The Who? Mash's e-portrait of you looks eerily like 70's Pete Townshend!

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:51 PM

Who is someone from your past that you are sorry you lost track of?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:27 PM

Why does Vintage Canuck not shut up?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:28 PM

Why does formyhunny77 always play WWE13?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:50 PM

Why does formyhunny77 always play WWE13?

I'm not sure what your problem is with that TBH.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:52 PM

I'm not sure what your problem is with that TBH.


We should play NHL 13 sometime again.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:54 PM

then count me in. I'll need to procure a monocle for our travels though.


No need, I have extra.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:55 PM

IS this thread -VC-'s new post-count raising thread?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 05:01 PM

Should BananaMash start caring less for others?

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 05:11 PM

Should BananaMash start caring less for others?


I already don't care very much for anyone.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 05:25 PM

Dou you enjoy The Who? Mash's e-portrait of you looks eerily like 70's Pete Townshend!

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I do enjoy the who.

Who is someone from your past that you are sorry you lost track of?

one of my friends from university. we had a big blowup, though i think it was more one sided on my side, and then i didn't invite him to my wedding. I've always regretted that. then again, he's a leavs fan, so i just have to remind myself of that to make myself feel better

Why does Vintage Canuck not shut up?

you can hear him talking? are you two in the same room or something?

Why does formyhunny77 always play WWE13?

because he enjoys it, i reckon.

I'm not sure what your problem is with that TBH.

that's not a question...

We should play NHL 13 sometime again.

also not a question

No need, I have extra.

well then, tallyho, 'tis adventure time! What be our first quest?
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