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#2341 J.R.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:29 AM

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:30 AM

Ok, check your PM's.

yeah, those are not legal...

there are not really any pics in my PM, you dirty pervs.

Edited by avelanch, 08 January 2014 - 11:32 AM.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:43 AM

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:48 AM

:bigblush: :frantic: :frantic: :towel: :emot-parrot: :emot-parrot: :emot-parrot:

check YOUR PM's JR

Edited by avelanch, 08 January 2014 - 12:24 PM.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 11:53 AM

I'm sensing something here...
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 12:03 PM

I'm sensing you guys might want to edit comments basically admitting to digitally transmitting child porn to each other over the web.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 12:09 PM

I'm sensing you guys might want to edit comments basically admitting to digitally transmitting child porn to each other over the web.

someone is missing the hidden text
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 12:15 PM

someone is missing the hidden text


Still not terribly bright. Hidden text/"kidding" or not.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 12:19 PM

jokes are jokes, if anybody is truly watching they'd have the technology to see nothing was transmitted or there.

Also, i just incriminated you too... so we're all going down on each other... i mean with each other... i mean... yeah.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 12:24 PM

True but it might also encourage the digital equivalent to the rubber glove treatment by those same folks just to be certain...

Besides, as a relatively new father to a precious young lady yourself, I'm a little surprised you'd be so glib about underage pornography...
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 12:27 PM

True but it might also encourage the digital equivalent to the rubber glove treatment by those same folks just to be certain...

Besides, as a relatively new father to a precious young lady yourself, I'm a little surprised you'd be so glib about underage pornography...

i'd personally destroy anyone who would actually take part in/have child porn, but i also believe in free speech, especially when it comes to comedy.

If i thought Gummy was even halfway serious i'd shun him like a leper.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:02 PM

Nobody should take anything I say seriously.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:07 PM

even that one thing you whispered in my ear late that one night?
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:12 PM

Especially that!



Unless that's the way you like it...

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:18 PM

i'm so conflicted on how i should take that...









































that's what she said.
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:35 PM

Every comedy act needs a straight man...
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 01:49 PM

Every comedy act needs a straight man...

is that why there are no successful gay comedy duo's?
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 03:10 PM

Perhaps!

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:03 PM

Do you intend to leave the title of this thread as a question forever?
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Posted 08 January 2014 - 09:59 PM

Do you intend to leave the title of this thread as a question forever?

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 01:28 PM

Coworkers and I were discussing this:

What is the correct pronunciation of the term "meme"?
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Posted 09 January 2014 - 02:04 PM

Meme's correct pronunciation is just like gene, but with an m instead of a g and n. sounds like "meem".

The word meme is a shortening (modeled on gene) of mimeme (from Ancient Greek pronunciation: mimema, "imitated thing", from mimeisthai, "to imitate", from mimos "mime") and it was coined by the British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in The Selfish Gene (1976) as a concept for discussion of evolutionary principles in explaining the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena. Examples of memes given in the book included melodies, catch-phrases, fashion, and the technology of building arches.


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Posted 23 January 2014 - 08:55 AM

Rising this thread from it's grave for a new wave of questions. Come at me, you filthy animals.
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 09:53 AM

When aliens finally come to visit us do you think they'll be friendly for not-so-friendly?
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 09:55 AM

i think they'll be friendly at first, but we'll do something to piss them off and they'll be forced to retaliate.
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 09:57 AM

is that why there are no successful gay comedy duo's?


What about The Bettman and Campbell Show? Those two guys are hilarious!
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Posted 23 January 2014 - 10:11 AM

I think of them as a tragedy...
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:57 AM

Why am I awake at such an ungodly hour?
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:04 AM

Why am I awake at such an ungodly hour?


Yes, 9 in the morning (BC time) on a Friday, totally ungodly. :frantic:
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:54 PM

Why am I awake at such an ungodly hour?

because i've been awake for 4 hours before you posted that...
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