Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 BTW... if you're planning what I think you're planning... Sex in an outhouse is a terrible idea. She wanted spontaneous and exciting, it was the best idea I could come up with... Link to comment
Scott Hartnell's Mane Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 She wanted spontaneous and exciting, it was the best idea I could come up with... why not go the candles, wine (or pot), massage and romance route. Spontaneity and excitement doesnt always mean public sex. lol. Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I`ll answer this guys rude question. Why are you seeking attention through this thread....? He is not seeking attention but helping us when needed. Do you have any real friends? More than you Im sure. Are hoping that one specific question will help you open up about something that is deep within you and you want to let it out? Mabey P.S Dont hate, congratulate Link to comment
avelanch Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 why not go the candles, wine (or pot), massage and romance route. Spontaneity and excitement doesnt always mean public sex. lol. quit being a ewt blanket. public sex is great. also, gummy, you're less likely to get caught at the beach when it's raining. I say go for it, just wear protection, safety goggles are a good start. Link to comment
aGENT Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 She wanted spontaneous and exciting, it was the best idea I could come up with... Try harder. Firstly, the "eau de outhouse" is not the likeliest fragrance do enhance the mood. Second, it's cramped, generally full of mosquitoes, flies and other assorted critters. Third they tend not to be the tidiest of places. Does this sound like a place the beautiful jewel of a woman your lucky enough to be dating would enjoy having you treat her like an amusement park ride? The outdoor thing is fine, just come up with a better local than "outhouse". Link to comment
Scott Hartnell's Mane Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 quit being a ewt blanket. public sex is great. also, gummy, you're less likely to get caught at the beach when it's raining. I say go for it, just wear protection, safety goggles are a good start. Public sex is great until you get busted on the beach by metro cops and you and your woman wind up spending a day in a Hawaiian jail for public indecency Link to comment
avelanch Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Public sex is great until you get busted on the beach by metro cops and you and your woman wind up spending a day in a Hawaiian jail for public indecency unless you share a cell, in which case location #2 on sexual fantasies fulfilled as well. Link to comment
Scott Hartnell's Mane Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 unless you share a cell, in which case location #2 on sexual fantasies fulfilled as well. touche...but that wasn't the case, alas. I spent the day toking some nice Purple Haze with a local kid arrested for trespassing and she being 43 and a woman and with a past record was assigned to beach detail cleanup for the day. bummer. Link to comment
aGENT Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Just find somewhere ACTUALLY out of the way/secluded. Go for a hike or something, pack in a blanket and a small picnic lunch. Snack, give her a massage and let the games begin. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Try harder. Firstly, the "eau de outhouse" is not the likeliest fragrance do enhance the mood. Second, it's cramped, generally full of mosquitoes, flies and other assorted critters. Third they tend not to be the tidiest of places. Does this sound like a place the beautiful jewel of a woman your lucky enough to be dating would enjoy having you treat her like an amusement park ride? The outdoor thing is fine, just come up with a better local than "outhouse". Outhouse wasn't exaclty the first place I had in mind either. Public sex is great until you get busted on the beach by metro cops and you and your woman wind up spending a day in a Hawaiian jail for public indecency But that's what makes it so fun! Just find somewhere ACTUALLY out of the way/secluded. Go for a hike or something, pack in a blanket and a small picnic lunch. Snack, give her a massage and let the games begin. So, no to public sex then? Link to comment
aGENT Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 So, no to public sex then? As in the middle of a crowded, public place? No, that's not likely to turn out too well for you (especially with your desire to become an officer of the law). Outside in a secluded but publicly accessible area? Absolutely! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 As in the middle of a crowded, public place? No, that's not likely to turn out too well for you (especially with your desire to become an officer of the law). Outside in a secluded but publicly accessible area? Absolutely! Yeah, the more I think about it the less appealing it becomes. Hmmm.... There is a large nature park here with large patches of thick forest. Or we could go camping. And hey! I'm not an officer yet! Gotta make the most of it! Just joking Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Heading the right direction now Well, no one said I was Casanova. I'm just a stupid, stupid man with a girl who's way to good for me. But I try, I try my hardest to make sure she's happy. Link to comment
aGENT Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Well, no one said I was Casanova. I'm just a stupid, stupid man with a girl who's way to good for me. But I try, I try my hardest to make sure she's happy. Said every man ever in a happy relationship Link to comment
Scott Hartnell's Mane Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 we're all stupid stupid men when it comes to women. My gf was wearing a t-shirt today that said "Grow your own dope, Plant a man" on it. I am not even going to try fooling myself into believing I wear the pants in this relationship. We do stupid stupid things because women have this mesmerizing hold on us that makes us that way. hehe. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Hey Av, I just pulled off possibly the most romantic thing I've ever done. Wanna know what it was? Link to comment
MikeyBoy44 Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 i'll run it by my wife, maybe we can install cameras in every room and broadcast it online! It's old I know, I just wanted to know if this has come to fruition? My porn subscription just ran out. Link to comment
avelanch Posted May 20, 2013 Author Share Posted May 20, 2013 Hey Av, I just pulled off possibly the most romantic thing I've ever done. Wanna know what it was? of course It's old I know, I just wanted to know if this has come to fruition? My porn subscription just ran out. nope, and i doubt you'd be entertained anyway. we just had a kid. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 of course Ok. Well yesterday we went down to the nature park, I was just going for a bit of pre-scouting and she thought we were just going for a walk. Honestly, I had no intentions of doing anything naughty, well no more or less than usual, anyway we were in the park and the weather turned pretty nasty, all rainy and a bit of thunder, so we tried to find a part of the forest that was thick enough so we wouldn't get soaked. We found a nice think part of the forest and we were just sitting there waiting for the rain to let up and there she was just looking extra pretty, dripping wet from the rain and we sorta looked at each other and ... well, one thing led to another... Link to comment
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