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If you were an NHL player in NHL game-shape right now.... assuming you are the same person as you are today, but with NHL ability and skillset.

It's 13 question test, to find out what type of player you would be.

What type of player would you be?

1.What position do you play?

A:LW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:31G 29A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:90

4.How often do you fight?

A:Sometimes. 5 or so times per year

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:4.2Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:LA Kings, Dustin Brown and I would play well together, great potential, excellent city and ownership.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Gritty second line winger. Good Leader.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Kevin Bieksa

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:34

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:83

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Gun-Train/Gunner/Gunsie

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:Lots, as much as I could fit into the schedule time-wise, donate 250k a year to various causes.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Dustin Brown

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1. LW

2. 38 G 29 A

3. 48

4. about 4 times /seasom

5. 5 mill

6. Sharks, great team, cup ready good chemistry with Pavelski

7. 2nd line sniper.

8. Dave Bolland

9. 37

10. 43

11. Crispy

12. 100k to Red Cross and another 225k to other various charities

13. Bobby Ryan.

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What type of player would you be?

1.What position do you play?

A: RW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 34G 25A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 38

4.How often do you fight?

A: Never

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 5 Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Edmonton, possible cup contender down the road..

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: 2nd line winger, and isn't afraid to challenge the goalie.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Again, no one.. I'm not a fighter

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 35

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 22 (my birthdate is on the 22nd)

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: J, Jen (whatever the player come up with that I like)

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: as much as I can when I have time, 300k to Cancer Research, children hospitals, etc..

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Daniel Sedin

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1.What position do you play?

A: Center

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 2543652G; 435886224A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 410 (one fight per game)

4.How often do you fight?

A: Every game.

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: $550, 000

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Detroit. Class organization all the way, playing with Datsyuk, Lidstrom, Franzen, and Zetterberg would be amazing.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Tough 1st liner with the offensive skill of 100 Gretzkys.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Cooke. I'd pull a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to take his face off. Like in that movie, Face Off.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 150

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:99 (NHL un-retires it as The Great Gonzo becomes obsolete.

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Gaz

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: All of it! I'll live in a refrigerator box on E. Hastings.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Myself.

I get traded to the Canucks mid-season for Aaron Rome, and bring the team the Stanley Cup after a re-match with the Bruins (Brad Marchand also receives the "Face Off" treatment).wink.gif

Edit: Really? A minus? Tought crowd. huh.gif

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1.What position do you play?

A:D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:11G 35A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:55

4.How often do you fight?

A:Only and Every time someone asked me to drop the gloves

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:$4.5Mil

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Panthers - would love to live in Florida with a holiday home in BC... also, there'd be a great chance I'd get called up to the Canucks and play in the big leagues :)

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Big shutdown D-man with a quick first outlet pass to set up breakaways

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Iginla - guy wreaks of class and doesn't do stupid fights. Also, I'd be scared (therefore it'd be a great personal challenge) to fight a black dude on skates.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:44

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:31 (closest number to pi)

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Snuggles. Don't ask.

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:*IF* I donated money, it would be to start up a peewee league like Steve Nash did... otherwise, I'd spend as much time coaching kids as possible.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Chris Pronger - everyone would hate me, until Olympic hockey rolled around. EDIT: And female sports reporters are hot... lets face it...

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1.What position do you play?

A:D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:30G 55A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:40

4.How often do you fight?

A:Rarely if ever

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:6M

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Detroit, run well with the system the have and learn a strong defensive side to defensemen

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Offensive Defense men

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Kevin Bieksa

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:37

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:76

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Hichui/Chewy

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:Considerable amount, I only make $16/hr right now and I still donate to charitable events and stuff0

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Paul Coffey

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1.What position do you play?

A:D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:12G 35A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:45

4.How often do you fight?

A:Rarely, once a year

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:4.5 Mil

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Detroit, to get a chance to play with Lidstrom

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Offensive defenceman and powerplay quaterback

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Any Bruin/Flame/Blackhawk

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:41

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:16 or 2

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:jizz lols

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:500K a year once I make it big

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Lidstrom

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What type of player would you be?

1.What position do you play?

A: Defense

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:7-10G 25-35A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:Between 150 and 200

4.How often do you fight?

A: Often. Whenever a team mate needs to be fought for.

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: Depends on the team really. Whatever it takes to not break the bank.

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Phoenix Coyotes - Favourite team, love the management and the player mentality. Also they need someone who will play with grit. Shane Doan<3

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Quiet in the media, great guy for morale. Always joking and keeping things upbeat. Mostly defensive, but can chip in points when needed.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Kevin Bieksa mostly. Absolutely despise him.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:38

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:75

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Probably Dryer or something lame like that. My last name begins with Dry.

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: As much as possible. Whenever the team had people go and visit wherever, I'd go. Probably

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: I guess Kevin Bieksa

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1.What position do you play?

A:LW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:29G 26A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:75

4.How often do you fight?

A:Sometimes

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:3.9Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Detroit. Great players and organization, and closest to home without playing in Toronto

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Power Forward.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: No one in particular

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 42

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 90 or 17

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: Sometimes

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Jarome Iginla

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1.What position do you play?

A: RW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 42G 45A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 10

4.How often do you fight?

A: Never

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 4.9Million

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Columbus, I play a lot like Rick Nash, there would be a lot of mind-numbing highlight reel goals between the two of us.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Sniper / playmaker

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Nobody, not a fighter

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 37

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 9

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Lee Harvey (sniper)

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: As much time that permits, create charities that don't exist in the area and give about half of my salary back.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Rick Nash / Mario Lemieux.

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1.What position do you play?

A:RW but can also take faceoffs

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:10G 50A, setup man so my teammates will love me

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:50, only take one when I need to send a message, plus the odd hooking call

4.How often do you fight?

A:Only when one of my star teammates is runover

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: League minimum, so I get better linemates and minimize my chances of ever being cut/traded

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:The Wolves or Florida, either way I'd end up on the Canucks eventually

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Second line playmaker / defensive beast

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Anyone trying to injure my teammates, personal grudges are irrelevant

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:32, well before my talent fades

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:42

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Teammates/media choose that

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:None of my salary, but most of any sponsorship money I get, probably not much time, I will be extremely busy training, focus more on community when I retire

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Hansen but with sick passing skills

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1.What position do you play?

A: G

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: -, 3A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 10, depending on how the team in front of me play. I can get very aggressive with bad calls or sloppy D play.

4.How often do you fight?

A: Once or twice, not against other goalies but aggressive forwards.

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 4.5 Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Montreal, great history of goaltending which means higher expectations, I thrive on pressure.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: I'd take the pressure on my shoulders so the team can just go forward without worry.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Not keen on fighting but if someone gives me hell in the net or attacks one of my Dmen, I'll throw down.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 27 (after winning 2 Stanley Cups, 1 Vezina and a Conn Smythe, :P)

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 29 (my birthdate is on the 29th)

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Locker Room: Jekyll, On ice: Hyde. I'm friendly off ice but an arse to underperformers on it.

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: As much as possible, I'd create a help centre for bullied kids, give lots to cetacean protection charities, give to kids with learning diffficulties etc.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Patrick Roy, I have a lot of self-belief and I love high pressure moments.

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1.What position do you play?

A: Goal (well, backup more likely)

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 2 or 3 assists per year, 1 career goal (scored against Toronto while their goalie was too busy watching the jumbotron, it was the last game he ever played)

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 4

4.How often do you fight?

A: Rarely, unless some guy really deserves it then I'll call upon my inner Cloutier

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: $900,000 per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Boston. Growing up I was a huge Bobby Orr fan. Plus the travel would be easier in the east so I wouldn't be away from my family as much. And it's a hockey town.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Opening the door. Being a good team player and never causing a goalie controversy.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Sean Avery

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 42. When our regular goalie got injured, I came off the bench and took the team to a Stanley Cup victory. It seemed like a good way to go out.

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 29 (my birthday)

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: That lucky bastard with the supermodel wife.

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: As much as possible.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: I would like to say Martin Brodeur, but it's probably more like Andre (Red Light) Racicot.

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11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: That lucky bastard with the supermodel wife.

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Funny coincidence!

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 29 (my birthdate is on the 29th)

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1.What position do you play?

A: Defense

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 14 G, 40 A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 60

4.How often do you fight?

A: Never

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 3 million

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Preds - classy organization where my style would fit in well (and given my point totals, I'd be the leading scorer :P )

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Top 4 defenseman and PP quarterback

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Patrick Kane

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 39

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 10

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Killer (yeah yeah I know, it's Gilmour's nickname, but I like it)

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: A decent amount - I would want to be remembered as a solid contributor, but not necessarily set the standard.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Ehrhoff

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1.What position do you play?

A: LW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 21G 36A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 38

4.How often do you fight?

A: About once, but I'd probably get punched in the face a lot for beaking off

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 3.6Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Pittsburgh Penguins. No matter what line I play, I get to play with a star centre. Who better to pass me the puck than Crosby, Malkin, or Staal?

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: 2nd line sniper who can battle a bit in front the net if need be

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Alex Semin

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 35

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 12

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: CoMa

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: I'd try to give as much as I could while still living the good life. 200k?

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Alex Burrows with less defensive awareness

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1.What position do you play?

A: LW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 30g 32a

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 130

4.How often do you fight?

A: Any time someone else tries to take liberties...sadly I don't win much.

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 2.8 million per year (I'd take less to play for the Nuckssmile.gif)

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Would love to play for Nashville, great coaching and a great grind it out style of play.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: 2nd line power forward, throw me out there on the top PP just to cause traffic infront.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Brad Marchand, his nose would be a real easy target.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 38 but I stuck around a few too many years...

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 12

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: They'd call me... the Rock Lobstah

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: As soon as I started living a comfortable life probably about 10% to 25% of my salary

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Milan Lucic

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Haha I noticed that too, you mentioned you would not cause any goalie drama which is sadly the opposite of myself = same number but polar opposite personalities!

EDIT: What birth month?

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