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1. LW

2. 32G,47A. I would have 2-3 season where I get 45G,58A

3. 95

4. 5 times a season or when someone challenges me in the right situation.

5. 4.8-5 million. (For the Canucks it would be 2.350-3 million)

6. Anaheim because they have a great city, great coach, and Teemu Selanne.

7. 1st or 2nd line, Two-Way Forward.

8. A lot of the Boston Bruins and Chicago Blackhawks players.

9. 38-40

10. It would depend on what is available but I would be happy with either 27 or 72.

11. Sandman

12. Around 300-450k every year and when I get older I would start doing charity events.

13. Alex Burrows or Ryan Getzlaf.

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1.What position do you play?

A:D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:11G 26A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:85

4.How often do you fight?

A:Whenever it's necessary

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:3.5Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Probably the Rangers, I like New York City. The Leafs and Habs are viable options too

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Tough, hard-hitting D-man with lots of blocked shots, some offensive skill and a cannon for a shot

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Matt Cooke, for obvious reasons

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:41

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:2

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:No idea

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:I'd try and start up a way for kids to get into hockey without cost being an issue

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Alexander Edler

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1.What position do you play?

A:LW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:22G 44A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:55

4.How often do you fight?

A: 4 times

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:3 Million is enough

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Detroit or any canadian team

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Gritty second line winger, pest

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Sean Avery

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:35

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:71, with right jersey tuck

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Burn

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:donate my money but not my time

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: claude lemieux

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1.What position do you play?

A: D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 10G 20A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:75

4.How often do you fight?

A: Often

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 525K/year (That's a lot of money, I only take that much so my team can sign star players.

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: New York Rangers, only cause then I'll get to live in NYC.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Shutdown Defenceman

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Zdeno Chara

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 65 :P Pension lol

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:93

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Brown Suga

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: 10 %

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Scott Stevens

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1.What position do you play?

A:RW but can also take faceoffs

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:10G 50A, setup man so my teammates will love me

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:50, only take one when I need to send a message, plus the odd hooking call

4.How often do you fight?

A:Only when one of my star teammates is runover

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: League minimum, so I get better linemates and minimize my chances of ever being cut/traded

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:The Wolves or Florida, either way I'd end up on the Canucks eventually

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Second line playmaker / defensive beast

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Anyone trying to injure my teammates, personal grudges are irrelevant

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:32, well before my talent fades

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:42

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Teammates/media choose that

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:None of my salary, but most of any sponsorship money I get, probably not much time, I will be extremely busy training, focus more on community when I retire

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Hansen but with sick passing skills

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What type of player would you be?

1.What position do you play?

A:D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:5G 29A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:46

4.How often do you fight?

A:Rarely

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:4 million

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:LA or NYR, party towns

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Shutdown d-man

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Matt Cooke

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:38

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:21

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Flow

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:Lots, as much as I could fit into the schedule time-wise, donate 500k a year to various causes.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Willie Mitchell

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1.What position do you play?

Right Wing

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?16 goals, 21 assists (but I had my fair share of twenty goal years and one 30 goal season thank to my linemates)3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

75

4.How often do you fight?

when my team needs the energy

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

2.5 million

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

Maybe the hometown Jets, but I could play a role on any team and the fans would love me

7.What would your role be on the team?

Heart and soul type winger that will go hard into the corners, dish the puck, score some goals (but I am very streaky), even surprise some guys with some beautiful dekes and lay out the odd big hit. I surprise people cause im pretty skinny out there but I manage to dominate on the boards behind the net. Most importantly I put everything I've got into every shift and everyone knows it.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

Since I would not be that much bigger than him maybe I would get the opportunity to kick the crap outta Pat Kane.9.How old are you when you retire?

40

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

10

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

The Kat

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

My fair share

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A weird combination of Alex Burrows and Kyle Wellwood

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1.What position do you play?

A: D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 5G 27 A (32 P) with 1-2 seasons with 40-45 points.

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 30

4.How often do you fight?

A: Rarely, Maybe once per year

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: $3.2M/year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Probably any Canadian team because of the incredible fan base and atmosphere.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: A good two-way defenseman. Can get some points, but also great defensive play

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Someone whom I could beat. :PBut probably Sean Avery.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 39

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 24

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Shredder (My last name is Schroeder :D)

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: Plenty, as I realize just how fortunate we all are to live in Canada and be so wealthy.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: A much smaller Rod Langway with less penalties.

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Quiz-tion-aire!

What type of player would you be?

1.What position do you play?

A: D

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 20-25G 33A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 90

4.How often do you fight?

A: Sometimes

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 5 Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Ideally, the Detroit Red Wings or Buffalo Sabres. The Wings because they are the Wings. Buffalo, because I like their team and style of play. Or any Canadian team except for the Leafs and Flames.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Offensive Defenseman.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Brad Marchand

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 37

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 2, or 27

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: can't think of one :)

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: I would donate as much time as possible to charity, as for my salary, it would depend on how much I'm making.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Scott Niedermayer

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1.What position do you play?

A: C/W

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 23 goals, 34 assists

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 24

4.How often do you fight?

A: Only to come to my team mates aid

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: Anywhere between $2.5 mill to $3 mill

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Montreal Canadiens I've always wanted to live in Montreal and mainly because of the history of the team

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Role player, step up in big games and score clutch goals

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Brad Marchand

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 38

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 17

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Moose/Snipes

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: $1 mill - $2 mill

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Patrice Bergeron with a Kesler like wrister

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1.What position do you play?

A: Centre

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:40G, 25A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 40 to 50PIM

4.How often do you fight?

A: Rarely, Under 5 times in a year

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 4.0M, so I leave room in the salary cap

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: Jets or Oilers - Great potential to be a great team, close to family and both are hky mad markets

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Leadership as a 2nd line centre as well as on the PK

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Sean Avery so I could beat the crap out of him.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 35

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 25

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Shawzner, Shaw, SD

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: As much as I could fit in and would donate $$$ to minor girls hockey.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Steve Yzerman, Ryan Kesler

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1.What position do you play?

A:C

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:25G 60A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:110

4.How often do you fight?

A:rarely, once a year at most

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:6-7M

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Toronto Maple Leafs, New York Yankees of hockey and fun to play for

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Playmaker center with great vision and able to play good 2-way game

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Brad Marchand

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:38

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:52

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:None

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: Spend lots of time with hospitals, sick children, elderly. Donate alot to good funds, 250K a year or so

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Ryan Getzlaf

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1.What position do you play?

A: F

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 1G 4A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 50-60

4.How often do you fight?

A: Who knows.

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: League Minimum

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: New York Islanders + plugs = nuff said

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Fourth line duster.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: Marty Turco

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 33

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 12

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: Plug

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: No idea.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Paul Bissonnette on ice.

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What type of player would you be?

1.What position do you play?

A: RW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 42G 25A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A: 38

4.How often do you fight?

A: once in a blue moon

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A: 5 Million per year, but id play for free

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A: the pens, contenders

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: 2nd line winger, and isn't afraid to challenge the goalie.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A: keven bieksa

9.How old are you when you retire?

A: 40

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A: 69

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A: rastah

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A: none, what have they done for me? i clawed my way 2 the nhl

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: ryan kesler with a marcus naslund attitude

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1.What position do you play?

A:Goalie. But for the purpose of this questionnaire I'll say LW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:25G 35A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:60

4.How often do you fight?

A:Not too many majors. Probably more tussles that lead to 2 minute roughing penalties. 3-5 majors

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:3.5 mill

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Habs - amazing history. Pens - great leadership

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Two way forward. Responsible on D. Timely offense. Emotional leader.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Hordichuk - because he can't land a punch to save his life :lol:

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:39

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:88

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Scruf

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:I'd pick a few causes/charities close to my heart and donate sizeable amounts to them. I'd also was to give back with my actions and not just with money. It'd be great to spend some time with sick kids, underprivileged families, etc.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Alex Burrows

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1.What position do you play?

A:Centre

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:45 45

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:32

4.How often do you fight?

A:rarely

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:6 mil

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:TO, born in Ontario

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:First liner, go to the dirty spots

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:The Douche from the Rangers, can't remember his name right now.

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:38

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:13

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:The spleen

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:A very good portion of time, money depends on family and friends

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Doug Gilmour or Dave Keon

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1.What position do you play?

A:C

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:22G 20A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:105

4.How often do you fight?

A:2 or 3 times a year

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:2.5Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:NY Rangers: It's New York.

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:Third line center. Defensive center.

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Brad Marchand

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:40

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:93

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:No idea

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:A bit of time. Probably donate 50k a year to charity.

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A: Maxim Lapierre

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1.What position do you play?

A:RW

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A:25G 36A

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:70

4.How often do you fight?

A:Never

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:4.2Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:Montreal Candiens, 2nd favourite team

7.What would your role be on the team?

A:2nd liner checker

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Parros

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:36

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:12

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:Young Gun

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:At least 100k per year

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Chris Drury

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1.What position do you play?

A:Defense

2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?

A: 8 goals 33 assists 41 points basically 30-45 pts

3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?

A:88

4.How often do you fight?

A:3-6 times a season

5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?

A:4.5 Million per year

6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?

A:LA Kings or Chicago Blackhawks so that I could be paired with Doughty, or Keith

7.What would your role be on the team?

A: Hard hitting,mobile,speedy two way defender that can put up points, also a hipcheck specialist

8.Who would you most like to fight?

A:Brad Marchand, Milan Lucic, Nathan Horton, Dan Carcillo, Boris Valabik, Jody Shelley, Adam McQuaid, Ben Eager, Shawn Thornton, George Parros, Ryan Getzlaf, Corey Perry

9.How old are you when you retire?

A:32

10.What would you choose as your jersey number?

A:88

11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?

A:I have no idea

12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?

A:Probably around 15 percent of my salary per year

13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.

A:Keith Ballard (But taller)

Height: 6'2

Weight: 215 lbs

Career high:41 pts

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