pimpcurtly Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? LW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? 18 goals, 30 assists 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 115 4.How often do you fight? 7-10 times a year 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 1.8 schmill 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? Any team willing to pay me. No bias at all but preferably not Boston. 7.What would your role be on the team? Gritty 3rd liner. Enforcer type that can still put the puck in the net. On good days a power forward. 8.Who would you most like to fight? Brad Marchand....that answer applies to real life as well. 9.How old are you when you retire? 36 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 19 or 91(if 19 unavailable). 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? curtly or hacker 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? As a former patient in Childrens Hospital, i would spend a lot of time between there and Canuck Place(already donate as much as I can). 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. I have always try to play like Bertuzzi(minus sucker punching) but I'd probably fight more than him. Fun quiz dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marleau_12 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 1.What position do you play? LW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? 30G, 20A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 10 4.How often do you fight? Never 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? $3.5M a year 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? Florida, I like their heart lol 7.What would your role be on the team? 2nd line, two-way, gritty winger who can shoot and be a pest. Pretty great player to have! 8.Who would you most like to fight? Duncan Keith 9.How old are you when you retire? 38 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 17 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? Jeevz 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? Couple thousand for charity 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Dustin Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo Park Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A: RW/C 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 10G 15A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 35 (sometimes I try too hard) 4.How often do you fight? A: 2 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: League Minimum 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Columbus, or Winnipeg 7.What would your role be on the team? A: 3/4 line RW/C, Hard worker, one of, if not the fastest skater on the team/defensive specialist. 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Whoever needs to be fought, circumstances dependant. 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 38 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 13 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: The Lake (I work hard, therefore I sweat, a lot) 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: I like to give, I also don't like expensive things. I would say 25% salary and whatever time I have when I'm not playing, training, or living. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Artem Chubarov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieksa Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A:RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:44G 42A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:38 4.How often do you fight? A: 2-3/yr 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:5.0M 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Phoenix Coyotes, I quite like the team's jersey, I really nice red and the logo is simple but sleek for an animal icon. 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Equally solid goal scorer and playmaker 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Lucic, Keith 9.How old are you when you retire? A:46 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:50 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: HardCorreia 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: 250k/yr to the richard dawkins foundation supported charities, 250k/yr to cancer related charities, $0/yr to the red cross. (have you read about what they support?) 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A:Burrows (Scores and assists evenly. Left shot right-winger. A few fights a year. Clutch.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1.What position do you play? A: LW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 18G 13A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:158 4.How often do you fight? A: Around 10 times a year 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $2.5 million 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Playing for a Southern team such as Carolina or Nashville would be pretty neat, great weather, and great fans. 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Energy player, go out there and get some momentum on our side. 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Either Drew Doughty or Pat Kane, not like they would fight back though. 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 37. 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: Seeing as 12 is retired for the Canucks, I'd go with 93. 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: The Jager Bomber 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: I probably wouldn't be the most charitable, maybe 10% or so, but I'd do my share of community work. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Cal Clutterbuck/Matt Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1.What position do you play? LW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? 30 G 30 A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 40, 5 mistakes(minors), 6 fights 4.How often do you fight? See above, only to stick up for my team mates. 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? $1.0 Million Canucks, $3.5 Million anyone else. 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? Montreal. I'd love the challenge. And I can drool over the babes there. 7.What would your role be on the team? Hard working, shoot first, hit hard, forecheck like your life depended on it, block shots, pass the puck, but look for the juicy rebounds, kinda guy. 8.Who would you most like to fight? Avery or Kane. Ground them into cheese flavoured dog food. 9.How old are you when you retire? 60, or when either my doctor or GM says, buddy you can't do this anymore. 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 28 for Luc! 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? Tacoma. Not the biggest, not the fastest, but the most reliable, and i hit like a truck! 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? As much time as I can spare, Canadian Cancer Society, BC Children's Hospital, WWF, Canuck Place, 15% of my salary. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Geoff Courtnall but smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Purple Panda Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1.What position do you play? A:RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:20G and 45A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:20 4.How often do you fight? A:Not at all 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:I would hope for 5 Million. 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Penguins. They have a great shot at the cup and have some of the best younger players in the game. Playing alongside Crosby, Letang, Malkin, Staal and Fluery would be an honor. 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Probably 2nd line playmaker 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Luongo 9.How old are you when you retire? A:41 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:2 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A:Ehhh i dont really have any nicknames so none. 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:Quite a bit because 5 Million is a lot of money and Im not one of those people who need to spend all of it. And time.. Honestly not much. When I'm not playing hockey I would still need to be with my wife and spend some time with my family. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A:Ryan Kesler. Dedicated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangelos Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Quiz-tion-aire! If you were an NHL player in NHL game-shape right now.... assuming you are the same person as you are today, but with NHL ability and skillset. It's 13 question test, to find out what type of player you would be. What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A:LW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:31G 29A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:90 4.How often do you fight? A:Sometimes. 5 or so times per year 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:4.2Million per year 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:LA Kings, Dustin Brown and I would play well together, great potential, excellent city and ownership. 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Gritty second line winger. Good Leader. 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Kevin Bieksa 9.How old are you when you retire? A:34 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:83 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A:Gun-Train/Gunner/Gunsie 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:Lots, as much as I could fit into the schedule time-wise, donate 250k a year to various causes. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A:Dustin Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedishdomination Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1.What position do you play? A: D 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 3G 27A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:50 4.How often do you fight? A: 3 times 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $5.5 Million 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Anybody really, would love a good Canadian team tho 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Most shutdown-ey defenceman ever known 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Marchand 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 35 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 5 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: wouldn't have one :'( 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: The money would be mine, but i'll donate time 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Scott Stevens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Murray Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Position: Goaltender G/A per year: 0 G, 4 A, 4 PTS; 2.16 GAA PIM Per Year: 4 PIM Fights: Never Salary: $5.4 M Team: Sabres, Senators, Sharks, Blues, Canucks Role: Starting Goalie, Butterfly style Like to Fight: Tim Thomas Retiring Age: 41 Jersey Number: 10 Nickname: Clutch Beast Charity: I have an autistic cousin, so I would give $100,000 to an autism charity, or, if I'm on the Canucks, give to the Vancouver Canucks Autism Network (CAN) Comparison: Braden Holtby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Singh Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1.What position do you play? A:Goalie 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:2.00 GAA 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:4 4.How often do you fight? A:once a season 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:5.33 million 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Philidelphia Flyers- my favourite non canuck team 7.What would your role be on the team? A:game saver 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Carey Price 9.How old are you when you retire? A:50 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:67 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: bob 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: a fourth 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A:Roberto Luongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeanBeef Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Gonna take another crack at this 1.What position do you play? A:C 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:22G 41a around 60pts 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:120 4.How often do you fight? A:8-10 times per year 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:4.2Million per year 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:San Jose sharks, so that I can play with Clowe 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Gritty hard hitting,pass first second liner:Power Forward 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Milan Lucic 9.How old are you when you retire? A:35 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:88 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A:Plug/Fanner 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:15 percent of my salary and any time I have available 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Ryane Clowe,Taylor Pyatt, and Stephen Weiss combined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denguin Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1.What position do you play? RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? G: 18, A: 22 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 62 4.How often do you fight? Rarely, only if a star player is targetted or a cheap play is made 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 2.3 million 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? San Jose - dry (humidity wise) climate, good fan base, close to Vancouver (home). 7.What would your role be on the team? Third line checker with mild offensive skill... But chokes away lots of chances. 8.Who would you most like to fight? Marchand 9.How old are you when you retire? 36 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 24 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? Plug 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? 40-50 hours per year; $100 000 - 200 000 depending on if I have contract security. If not, then ~$50 000. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Jannik Hansen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsey Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1. Winger - probably RW 2. 30-35G 20-25A 3. 50? PIM 4. Probably never tbh - Fight 5. $4-5M 6. Detroit, they know how to compete every year and playing with great players is always a bonus 7. Potentially first line winger but ultimatley a second line winger 8. Anyone who messes with my team. 9. 38-40 10. 91 11. no idea. This would probably depend on what team mates think of me and/or if I do anything stupid that brings a 'bad' nickname (example - CrackJack- Sopel) 12. As much as i could 13. Naslund - maybe not as good but similar style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonny_Bohonos_14 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 1.What position do you play? D 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? G: 2, A: 10 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 65 4.How often do you fight? Occasionally - don't touch my goalie. 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 3.85 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? NYR, Nashville - Competitive teams that play to my style(defence first) and have some of the best goal tenders. Winnipeg - proximity to home. 7.What would your role be on the team? Shut down defenseman - PK specialist 8.Who would you most like to fight? Drew Doughty 9.How old are you when you retire? 36 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 2-9 (not really picky) 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? Lobo 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? As much time as I can & 100,000 - 200,000. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Bryan Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokasmoka Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 .What position do you play? A:Center 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:30g 70a 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:300 4.How often do you fight? A:As often as the knuckles will allow it 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:7.5mil 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Any team on the West Coast, perfer L.A. 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Top Line Center, PP QB 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Gary Bettman, Brad Marchand, Zdeno Chara - all at once. 9.How old are you when you retire? A:40 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:95 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Hurricane Hannu, Tokasmoka(assuming there is no drug tests) 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:Lots of money, little time. SPCA and Canadian Cancer Society 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A:Scott Walker meets Joe Thorton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermelons Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 1.What position do you play? A: C/RW (mainly C) 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 43G, 42A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 90 4.How often do you fight? A: Around 5 times a year - whenever it is necessary (cheapshots on teammates, defending teammates) 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $5.2 Million per year 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Toronto, Montreal or Philadelphia (nice cities, passionate fans and lots of history) 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Gritty two-way centre, clutch player 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Brad Marchand, Milan Lucic, Dave Bolland 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 40 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 26 or 87 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: $1 Million after first major paycheck and $350k annually after that...and spend time in the community around once a month 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Mike Richards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ukcanuckzfan Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 1.What position do you play? A:D 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:7G 20A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:30 4.How often do you fight? A:Often 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:2 Million 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Washington Capitals,Wonderful team could work well in lower Defence lines 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Defence Grinder,A dressing room team player,Motivator 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Johnathan Toews 9.How old are you when you retire? A:38 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:74 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A:Busta/Ninja/Tank 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:As much as possible help build up the community and start up my own Charity 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A:Luke Schenn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoreanHockeyFan Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 1.What position do you play? LW or RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? 21G 68A at my prime. 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 42PIM 4.How often do you fight? Very rarely. 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 6.2 million/year 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? Senators, Capitals, or the Rangers. great cities, not too much pressure but enough to make it worthwhile (other then New York, but the city makes up for it). Ottawa is a nice and quiet city, while playing with Ovechkin would be freaking awesome. 7.What would your role be on the team? 1st line playmaker. Makes plays behind then net. 8.Who would you most like to fight? The least it I would like to do is piss off Marchand. 9.How old are you when you retire? 40. 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 19. 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? Cho-Cho Train (last name) 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? As much as I could, that being said, things can change when I'm introduced to millions of dollars. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Hybrid between Joe Thornton and Markus Naslund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oregon Canucky Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? D 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? 30 goals, 20 assists 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 30 4.How often do you fight? never 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 3.7 mil 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? Probably Colorado. They love their team and I love the mountains and the forest. I wouldn't want to play for some HUGE dirty city. 7.What would your role be on the team? Sniper and a bit of passive aggressive agitating (because i'm only 5'4" and masochistic.) 8.Who would you most like to fight? no one i couldn't out-skate (run away! run away! *point and laugh*) 9.How old are you when you retire? 36 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 6 (this is how old i was when i chose a favorite number) 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? Puppy or Pups (small in stature) 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A lot of money (200k + a year) but NO time (being honest). 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. though im built like a mac-truck (wide with big upper body) there is really no one i could compare myself to (thats actually made it to the big show) im so small that a completely NEW style of hockey would have to be invented with my mad skillz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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