Hobble Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 1.What position do you play? A: Goalie 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 3G 10A, 40W, 2.21 GAA, .928 SV% 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 5 (for cross checking Cooke in the face) 4.How often do you fight? A: Once 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: 4mil (not greedy) 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with? And why? A: Winnipeg, because I am from Winnipeg 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Starting Goaltender 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Cooke, Avery and Marchand 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 40 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 69 (So that when I stand on my head, the commentators don't get confused) 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Trojan (nothing gets past me) 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: At least 5000 per year, either to help support hockey for kids or for cures to diabetes/cancer 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Thomas/Hasek (flop around a lot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canucks13 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 1.What position do you play? A:D 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:10G 15A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:32 4.How often do you fight? A:Rare maybe twice if it has to be a good reason 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:2Million per year 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Habs, awesome team and rich history. 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Solid two way D man. Good Leader. 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Pat Kane, or Dave Bolland 9.How old are you when you retire? A:41 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:3 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A:not sure 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:Lots, be quite visable in the community and donate a quarter million to both Van and Mtl charities. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A:Willie Mitchell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieksa Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 1.What position do you play?A: Right D2.How many goals and assists would you average per year?A:10G 21A but +203.How many penalty minutes would you get per year?A:50-754.How often do you fight?A: approx 1/4th of games5.What would/should your salary be in your prime?A:5yr. 15 mill. contract6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why?A:Hamilton Tigers want a solid D man for there new franchise. Or NJ wants me on the point during PP.7.What would your role be on the team?A: Shutdown D, 2nd PP on the point8.Who would you most like to fight?A: Patrick Kane9.How old are you when you retire?A:3610.What would you choose as your jersey number?A:6411.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be?A: The Doctor12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes?A: 500,000k a year, 5 charities a year.13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players.A: Tyler Myers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalie13 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 5 (for cross checking Cooke in the face) 4.How often do you fight? A: Once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A:D 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:25G 55A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:40 4.How often do you fight? A:Rarely, unless you run my goalie, or try and hurt a teammate 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $2 Million per year, final year $5 million 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Tough call, I love Vancouver. Probably Montreal 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Clutch guy, rock solid offensive defenseman in a Bobby Orr mold. 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Sean Avery 9.How old are you when you retire? A:50 Plays like Orr, durable like Howe 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:67 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Bulldog, I tend to drool. 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: 10-15% of my salary. For environment, kids education, and helping poor kids play sports, and developing better engineering courses at local universities 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Bobby Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil_314 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A:LW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 25G 35A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 40 4.How often do you fight? A: 5 times 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $3M 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Buffalo Sabres-- they`ve got something good going on there 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Gritty, chirpy second or third line guy who can score too 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Sean Avery. Never liked the guy. 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 34 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 17 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Clutch 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: $100k and some of my off-season 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Matt D'Agostini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanuck_DK Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A: Winger. 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 25G 45A. 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 65. Small, but fiesty at times. 4.How often do you fight? A: Properly never, 155 lbs 5'7" doesn't leave many options for a fair fight. 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: 2 Million per year on a 4 year contract. 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Any with good management and enviornment like the nucks, but is has to be a normal hockey market. No cali, florida and so on, for me. Gotta have winter and snow, because I am allergic to grass and some pollen, hate summer at times. Still gotta be happy just to make the NHL, since beeing from europe. 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Fast skater, good puck handler, the smoker, gotta have my cigarettes and mabye the slacker. Relying on SKILLZ'n'SPEED! 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Steve Sullivan and Tyler Ennis, they're small aswell. 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 30, go back to europe, so my body isn't totally wasted. 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 85, my birth year. easily obtainable. 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Mighty Midget Menace perhaps... 3M hahaha.... mabye smoker. 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: Properly any available time, not alot of my salary. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Mabye Paul Kariya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukhKular Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 1.What position do you play? A: Goaltender 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 0G; 5A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 12 4.How often do you fight? A: Never 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $1,000,000 (Hometown discount) 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Anaheim Ducks, Los Angeles Kings or San Jose Sharks (I just wanna live in California) 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Franchise goaltender. 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Tim Thomas... He's a just a lucky hick. 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 40 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 1 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Jessica Alba husband! 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: $100,000... Plus lot's of signings for charity, etc. (But not for like EA Sports to help them sell Video games etc) 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Luongo (Not All-Star Luongo and not 8 GA Luongo, Just slighty above average Luongo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nd84 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A:RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:23G 28A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:56PIM 4.How often do you fight? A:Once or twice a year 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:3.75 million/year 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Winnipeg Jets (Want to be part of their plan for success) 7.What would your role be on the team? A:Great 2-way Second Liner with a good offensive upside 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Kevin Bieksa 9.How old are you when you retire? A:35 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:17,18 or 84 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Dee 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:At least 250K a year 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: a little less talented than Ryan Kesler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burrkeshanlon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 What type of player would you be? 1.What position do you play? A:RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:15G 25A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:72PIM 4.How often do you fight? A:A few times 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:1.2 mill 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Philadelphia, i like their rough play and they've always been my 2nd favorite team 7.What would your role be on the team? A:3rd liner grinder, a bit of an agitator 8.Who would you most like to fight? A:Brad Marchand I'd love to ounch his nose in 9.How old are you when you retire? A:32 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:14 or 18 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: just my last name or Han-Dog 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A:about 15% to charity, and make a few visits to children's hospitals here and there 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Hansen or Torres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weber's Playoff Beard Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 1.What position do you play? A: Defence 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 0G 0A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 50 4.How often do you fight? A: Never 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $0 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Can't make an NHL team 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Floater 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: nobody 9.How old are you when you retire? A: now 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 29 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: AHLer for life. 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: Too poor after getting suspended 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: I am the one and only Aaron Rome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiznak Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 1.What position do you play? Center/Right-wing 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? Goals: 15-25 : Assists: 40-60 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 50 4.How often do you fight? Only if I have to. 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 4.8M 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? 1. Anaheim - Get a chance to play with the one of the best duos in the league, weather. 2. Montreal - Passionate fans, rich history. 3. Tampa Bay - A chance to play with Stamkos, weather. 7.What would your role be on the team? Top 6, Playmaker 8.Who would you most like to fight? 1. Sean Avery 2. Ryan Kesler 3. Mike Ribeiro 9.How old are you when you retire? 37 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 15 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? Shizzy 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? Often, will donate 1K for every point I get in each season. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Trevor Linden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totes McGoats Posted May 28, 2012 Author Share Posted May 28, 2012 Its really very interesting to read, who you'd be as a hockey player really says a lot about yourself. Very interesting thread to read through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Heyman Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 1. All forward positions, predominantly LW 2. 27g 35a 3. 94-110 4. Anytime that I felt dropping the gloves was what the team needed (or I needed). 5. $4.6M/yr 6. Montreal Canadiens, great history, great team, great city, great gir-history. 7. Gritty 1st/2nd Liner who plays well at both ends of the ice, pass first but goes for greasy goals. 8. Brad Marchand 9. 38-39 10. 10, my Uncle who I idolized's Lacrosse number, made the NLL wearing it and captained the local Senior A team for as long as I could remember before he retired. Also Pavel Bure. 11. Moose, my name is Eliot so that's been my nickname in sports forever. 12. A good chunk of my salary would find its way back into the community in various ways. I'd do plenty of community work. 13. Stan Smyl. I'm not the biggest guy, but I give it my all and never back down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobble Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 1.What position do you play? A: Goaltender 2.How many wins would you average per year? A: 30-35 3.What would be your S% and GAA per year? A: About .910 and 2.10 4.How often do you go to the bathroom during games? A: Only during playoff elimination games in overtime 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: Around 3-4 million. If I played in Winnipeg, it would be closer to 3. 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A: Winnipeg Jets, as they are my home town team. Wouldn't mind playing a few years in St. Johns if I had to. If not my hometown team, I would say Colorado (always had a liking for them for some reason) or Ottawa 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Back-up initially. I imagine I'd be a quiet leader. 8.Who would you most like to stop on a breakaway? A: Alexander Ovechkin 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 38-40 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 33 (Wade Flaherty's number, my first favourite hockey player for the Manitoba Moose) or 69 (so when I'm standing on my head making saves, the play-by-play guys don't get confused) 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: Tweety (I like to whistle) 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: I would like to make a contribution to the community, whether that be official events, or showing up at random ice rinks to play with kids on the rink. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Ondrej Pavelec or Martin Brodeur (not quite butterfly, not quite stand up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87Crosby Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 1. RJ Umberger type player that can play all positions 2. 40G 45A 3. 40-60 4. When were losing by one against a great team with one star player and i ask him to fight so when were in the sin bin my team scores. 5. 5-5.5 Mil 6. Pitsburgh cause crosby,and Malkin need star wingers beside neal edit: Maybe even Don Cherry 7. well rounded disciplined top 6 player 8. Crosby and Thomas or Marchand 9. 43 want to play as long as i can 10. 91 because it was the day i was born of the year and cause of Tavares and Stamkos being my 1-2 fav players 11. Smokes 12.All but 1/3 13. A more passing Perry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uber_pwnzor Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 1.What position do you play? A: W 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A: 25 goals, 30 assists 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A: 150 4.How often do you fight? A: now and then, I'd step up and help my team mates and beat the crap out of guys like Marchand 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A: $3 millish 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, enot including the Canucks, and why? A: Detroit Red Wings the Red Wings is such a cool organization 7.What would your role be on the team? A: To fight now and then, stand in front of the net, work hard on the PK 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Brad Marchand or anyone else who pisses people off 9.How old are you when you retire? A: 34 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A: 13 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A: don't know, Rocky? 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? A: do not know, don't know if I'd donate anything... (I'm the only honest person here!) 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: Tod Bertuzzi without his skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirteen Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 1.What position do you play? A:RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? A:32G 25A 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? A:100 4.How often do you I deleted half the question on my iPhone. But I would defend my teammates if I had to. Marchand would of got laid out heavy. 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? A:I would ask for 3M plus a 1M bonus if I scored the SCF winner and 1M if I got 45 to 60 goals. 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? A:Chicago or Boston would fit my style. 7.What would your role be on the team? A: Marchand, Kane type player that get hot in the playoffs. Play hard and be the one pumping everyone up with a goal or a hit. 8.Who would you most like to fight? A: Who ever gets in my way of the cup! 9.How old are you when you retire? A:45 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? A:42 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? A:Kelzy? 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? I would Trevor Linden it since I wouldn't plan on having kids. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. A: I would try get compared to Bertuzzi, and great right wingers of the league. Mark Reechi to Howe just because they played long. My career goals would be score 50, win Calder, win the rocket, MVP, Selke and 4 cups. I would refuse to play in Toronto, NY, Calgary. Only sign 3M per year until I am over 36 then I would sign 900K contracts. My idele line mates would be Marchand-Bergeron-Myself. My motto Grind to score, Score to grind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Broke The Cup Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 1.What position do you play? RW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? 25/35 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 30 4.How often do you fight? Whenever it is necessary 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 2.5 m 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? Seattle Totems 7.What would your role be on the team? Scorer of clutch goals 8.Who would you most like to fight? Marchand 9.How old are you when you retire? 39 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 23 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? 250k to Shriners hospital for children. My daughter can walk, run, & skate because of them. 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. I'd like to say a hard worker like Higgins, but all my years of rec league resemble that of the gravity stricken Mason Raymond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaku Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 1.What position do you play? LW 2.How many goals and assists would you average per year? 15-25 g's 15-20 A's 3.How many penalty minutes would you get per year? 60-70 4.How often do you fight? As often as i need to. 5.What would/should your salary be in your prime? 2.25M 6.What team would you sign as a UFA with, not including the Canucks, and why? Sharks would play solid winger with some one like Pavelski. Devils would need help with secondary scoring i could help bring 20+ goals to the table for the Devils, or fill in a 3rd line role if needed. 7.What would your role be on the team? Hard working winger than can score. 8.Who would you most like to fight? Sean Avery. 9.How old are you when you retire? 40+ 10.What would you choose as your jersey number? 11 11.What would your locker-room/on-ice nickname(s) be? 12.How much of your time & salary would you dedicate back to the community or for charitable causes? 500k+ 13.Who would you most compare yourself to out of ALL PAST AND PRESENT Hockey players. Chris Higgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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