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Posted 03 November 2011 - 09:54 PM

Not me personally but who knows? Just flash your pass to random girls at Aberdeen Centre, see what happens.


Is that where a lot of cute Asian girls hang out? I had thought that Pacific Centre downtown had a good ratio going...

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:21 PM

:lol:

You might also like this one then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cspKsfe3VY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhseD2tRLUY

I approve, lol.

Indians can learn a thing or two from Koreans on how to make a music video. As they try to modernize their music scene, they come up with crap like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBkOKENu4W0

This is a hit song. When in the theater watching the movie this song is from, I was the only one laughing as the song was playing. That can't be a good thing.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:29 PM

No one besides East Indian men are attracted to East Indian females though, so they don't have to broaden their media export that much...

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:32 PM

Are BigBang still big or are they yesterday's news?

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:06 PM

Travel to Seoul, SNSD dude.
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:07 PM

Are BigBang still big or are they yesterday's news?


BigBang is awesome, don't be hatin' man.
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:10 PM

BigBang is awesome, don't be hatin' man.

Not hating just asking a legit question lol

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:04 AM

Do asian girls even do plentyoffish??

They really like cute small dogs...
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:11 AM

Do asian girls even do plentyoffish??

They really like cute small dogs...


Fifty pages of them within 10 miles of me apparently :mrgreen:

A bunch of them are phillipino though so.... :excl:

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:38 AM

Fifty pages of them within 10 miles of me apparently :mrgreen:

A bunch of them are phillipino though so.... :excl:

That astounds me. I... am astounded. Well good luck. Let us know if you have any success.
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 11:05 AM

No one besides East Indian men are attracted to East Indian females though, so they don't have to broaden their media export that much...

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:28 PM

My old 10th Grade Science teacher was ugly as hell. He wore a very noticeable hair-piece and he's was at least 70.

But he was married to a decent, much younger Phillipino chick.

Don't these bitches have standards.

To top it off he had the mannerisms of a 5 year old kid.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:33 PM

Duh, get your ass on a computer and show them how good you're at Starcraft.


Don't you guys know anything?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:12 PM

Littlemissorangepenguin has a huge crush on you Colon, she told me herself. ;)
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:25 PM

My old 10th Grade Science teacher was ugly as hell. He wore a very noticeable hair-piece and he's was at least 70.

But he was married to a decent, much younger Phillipino chick.

Don't these bitches have standards.

To top it off he had the mannerisms of a 5 year old kid.


You base standards off of looks, other people base standards off of money/security.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:30 PM

Make your parents buy you a ridiculously expensive car, suit it up, and street race with it.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:31 PM

and it's Filipino, not Phillipino, and a Filipino female is called a Filipina, not a filipino chick.

Edited by avelanch, 04 November 2011 - 01:32 PM.


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:48 PM

You base standards off of looks, other people base standards off of money/security.

I don't think you read that good enough. He said teacher

Edited by Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, 04 November 2011 - 01:48 PM.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:52 PM

I don't think you read that good enough. He said teacher

Maybe it's personality and sense of humour? I think chicks like that stuff... I think I heard it once on tv or something.

that or she married him for the citizenship.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 02:28 PM

Littlemissorangepenguin has a huge crush on you Colon, she told me herself. ;)


Really...

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 03:11 PM

also, maybe you should move from PlentyOfFish.com to the asian specific website: PlentyOfKoi.com

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 03:55 PM

Really...

Yeah, you should flirt with her.
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 04:01 PM

Yeah, you should flirt with her.


... even moreso? You got it and thanks for the heads up!

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 04:20 PM

Really...



They're coming to you without you having to do anything

Will you be releasing a book soon?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 04:20 PM

Do asian girls even do plentyoffish??

They really like cute small dogs...


I've always wondered why there was a dog in Colon's avatar... Now I know.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 05:07 PM

I've always wondered why there was a dog in Colon's avatar... Now I know.


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 05:40 PM

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I couldn't stop laughing at this for some reason :lol: I don't even know why...

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 07:08 PM

IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 07:54 PM

IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU?

pssssstt.. SC. Say NO!

We're all very serious here. :mellow:
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 08:03 PM

Guyzz

This WAS meant to be a serious thread!

So far, Canuck_83 and That's What She Said having been turning me down ON THE REGULAR. I need ideas to turn the tides!


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