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#541 Snake Doctor

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#545 The Sedin's 6th Sense

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#547 The Sedin's 6th Sense

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#549 Snake Doctor

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 02:03 PM

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:45 PM

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:34 PM

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:35 PM

Disguised Weapons
Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07

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**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

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Here you go:

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Looks like a normal spoon, right?

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Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

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Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can (frig) off.

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Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

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At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

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Still thirsty for justice? Try this M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

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This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a ***** ******** ****** ****. you prob walk around with that **** too you dumb *******. I hope you get hit by a car. *****, eat crap, and die.

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#556 hockeyville88

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 11:01 PM

So true lol

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Yo Yo you cant see me anyway what i dont need to writing skills to act cool i got froobacks and steel chains to act cool i lead the new school. Iam untochable this wont be a fight ill walk away with your mic and make you suck your own tailpipe


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Posted 17 April 2012 - 07:13 AM

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#560 Magikal

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 11:46 PM

I don't care if this isn't a picture it is amazing.



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Posted 18 April 2012 - 07:46 AM

Oh Mikey, you've hurt my eyes.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:26 AM

Deb I think it might be the most wonderful thing i've ever seen on the internet.
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#563 Snake Doctor

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:54 PM

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:02 PM

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:24 PM

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That is eerie. Looks like some creepy cross between Toews and Kane ahahaha.
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#568 Snake Doctor

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 11:48 AM

That's what I thought, totally patrick kane.
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