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#2761 Snake Doctor

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:16 AM

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:17 AM

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#2763 -Vintage Canuck-

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:47 AM

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:51 AM

http://www.amazon.co...aw/d/B0047E0EII not a picture but if you have time read the reviews. They're simply priceless

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Don't believe the lie
Customer rating 1.0/5.0
January 3, 2013 By r3ronald
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Description clearly states "Great for cereal." However, my experience subjecting cereal to the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer left me with nothing more than a milk-sodden shirt and bitter remorse.

Humanity's Decline
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December 13, 2012 By A.C.W.
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This seemingly innocuous device grins forebodingly at me, like the disembodied grin of The Cheshire Cat. A sense of impending doom slices through me, like the barbarous teeth of this slicer through vulnerable banana flesh.

Heed my words people, no good can come from this device, none at all.

It takes no great mind to peer down into the rabbit hole, and the gloomy future that the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer represents. Just think about it. Only the wealthy could afford such a piece of craftsmanship- such an engineering marvel. Where does that leave the socioeconomically disadvantaged? I'll tell you where. It leaves them clutching a non-serrated butterknife, hacking away at unyielding banana fibres, blearily trying to peer through the sweat that drips from their brow, to prepare a folate-rich snack, while their offspring cry out in pain with desperate hunger. Precious hours are lost at home over futile banana-carving, while the wealthy saunter off to work. Off to work to increase their wealth, greedily stashing away funds into overstocked bank accounts- like so many precision-sliced banana slices into a greedy gullet.

And so the class divide ever increases. Day after day, banana after banana.

Oh yes my friends. Evil comes in many forms, and sometimes that form is banana-shaped. I leave you with the words of Albert Einstein:

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

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#2765 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:12 AM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII not a picture but if you have time read the reviews. They're simply priceless


Those reviews are too funny!!

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:18 AM

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:50 AM

Those reviews are too funny!!

lol it works better than the hammer I was using to slice my bananas
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#2768 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:31 AM

lol it works better than the hammer I was using to slice my bananas


That a good one!

I like the one where she said is saved her marriage and they use it in the bedroom too. :P

I love how there isn't one serious (that I saw) review about it! :lol:
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:42 PM

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Had a buddy who did this to his couch once....

...lifted up the cushion and everything....
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 03:44 PM

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I'm Greenie O'Rainbow


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Luongo is blamed for a lot of things. I think he was blamed for the teachers strike, and the high gas prices in Vancouver. Alain Vigneault

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 03:57 PM

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Mine's Warty McMuffin...
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:22 PM

Lol.

Mine is Goldie McMuffin.
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#2773 Down by the River

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:17 AM

Greenie McSmelly.
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OMG we could've had McKeown!

I think Virtanen was a terrible pick given that he's out for 6 months which will hinder his development. You don't pick someone at #6 under that circumstance, along with the fact that he was given a 3/5 IQ (aka he's dumb). 

God dammit Benning. WHY VIRTANEN? Terrible move.

Down by the River - Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.


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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:21 AM

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I'm Greenie O'Rainbow

Greenie McSpud, I married Stumpy McFeverish, and birthed Warty McSpud
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:30 AM

http://www.amazon.co...aw/d/B0047E0EII not a picture but if you have time read the reviews. They're simply priceless

http://www.amazon.com/WSWS-Simply-Slice-Strawberry-Slicer/product-reviews/B000XQ18SE/ref=pr_sims_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
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#2776 Kumquats

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 11:55 AM

http://www.amazon.co...aw/d/B0047E0EII not a picture but if you have time read the reviews. They're simply priceless

Better link: http://www.amazon.co...howViewpoints=1
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 11:13 PM

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#2778 Kumquats

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 07:56 AM

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 09:03 AM

Mine's Warty McMuffin...


Mine is Goldie McMuffin.


Are you guys related? :lol:
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Posted 19 March 2013 - 10:27 AM

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#2790 That's What She Said

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