Ask Sharpshooter Something

[Tony Romo]

There was an NHL, NFL, CFL, MLB before television.

I wasn't advocating to get rid of television.....just answering the question of what things would be like without it.

[Captain Aerosex]

I want to invade Micronesia. Nobody will support my requests for funding this invasion.

How do you propose to solve my solution?

[Satan's Evil Twin]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Sharpshooter]

Your current avatar is different than the ones you've had before. What's this one supposed to be?

[Satan's Evil Twin]

He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Sharpshooter]

WRONG.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.

http://www.getodd.co.../woodchuck.html

[Satan's Evil Twin]

Actually I am corrrect, for you did not specify the climate parameters in the question when you asked it, which was reflect in my correct and factual answer taking all climate parameters and no climate parameters into paradoxical account, which, ipso chucko revealed the true and only possible answer as: as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

You should have known that I am seldom wrong, even when it appears that i am incorrect. Appearances can be deceiving.....much like me.

[Jarvis]

I was banned because I asked someone which lubricant they used to assist them in inserting their cranium so deeply into their rectum.

I was unbanned because the site administrator re-thought their decision to ban me.

[Satan's Evil Twin]

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[Sharpshooter]

Was it BB?

[tocnhockey]

Are you in a relationship, and if not, what do you look for in a relationship? ("enquiring minds want to know" :D)

[Sharpshooter]

Are you in a relationship, and if not, what do you look for in a relationship? ("enquiring minds want to know" :D)

[daebak!]

Were you with or against troops in Afghanistan? And what is your view on our military an what they do?

[Sharpshooter]

Were you with or against troops in Afghanistan? And what is your view on our military an what they do?

[tocnhockey]

I have freed myself of the shackles and purgatorial nature of a recent relationship for a little while now and so, no, I am not in a relationship currently.

Without getting into everything I look for, allow me to simply just put it like this. I look for someone who can bring out the best in me and allows me to bring out the best in them, without much effort. Smart, saavy, saucy are also qualities that I look for.

I hope that's specific enough and that it answers your question.

[Sharpshooter]

vitriolic and verbose, vexatious and vexing vixen + smart, saavy and saucy = match made in heaven

Thanks for answering Sir.

btw..... If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and would you take your thesaurus with you?

[Kujala]

who is your favorite ice hockey player from Finland?

i need a motivation

[Sharpshooter]

who is your favorite ice hockey player from Finland?

i need a motivation

[Lil B From The Pack]

Hello friend. (Am I allowed to call you that?) Who is your favorite current NHL player that isn't on the Canucks?

[The Mircrowave]

Is Ehrhoff's quote in your sig meant to be ironic?