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Why does someone believe you when you tell them there is 4 billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet ?

When you choke a smurf what colour does it turn ?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing ?

Why is there only one commission that determines monopolies?

Do athiests get insurance for acts of god ?

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I was once banned too...

I told a poster to grab their cycle by the handlebars and pedal till that poster isn't angry anymore...or...something close to that.

I thought it was a good way to blow off some steam but apparently it was taken the wrong way. :huh: I almost always feel better after a bike ride.

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Paint is something we can touch and have an intimate interaction with. Stars, aside from our Sun, are objects that we can't interact with and therefore rely on others to make the inanimate intimate.

It turns purple. Purple would be the natural colour that one turns after experiencing 'deoxidization'. If you were 'white' you turn pink, then blue, then purple, then black....roughly speaking.

Because those suffering from Obesity have as much chance as being Anorexic, as those suffering Anorexia Nervosa have for being obese.

Because government has the monopoly on legislating monopolies.

I 'believe' so.

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