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Now, the biggest trade in CDC SL history is finally complete.

To Florida Panthers: Pretty-Swede-91's toenail clippings, 2 pennies, Elmer's gluestick

To Winnipeg Jets: Cabooster Juice's broken toaster

To New York Rangers: Lint, small length of string

To Colorado Avelanche: 2 high-fives (from Kazakh Man and Cabooster Juice respectively)

To Tampa Bay Lightning: AA Battery with half charge remaining, 00-01 VAN team picture, a broken paperclip

This took the better part of an hour to iron out, you could say the gluestick was a major sticking point, and PH wouldn't take just 1 high five.

We felt a fully charged AA was too high a price, but the initially offered AAA was too low.

Niloc needed that team picture to play goal, it is being enlarged with a Xerox machine as we speak (no word on whether this violates league rules Re: performance enhancing drugs.

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NYR win that trade..

COL loses hard..

The funny part is the "Anticipation" as you would call it is only between the 5 teams who know about it..

Nobody else cares lol..

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Now, the biggest trade in CDC SL history is finally complete.

To Florida Panthers: Pretty-Swede-91's toenail clippings, 2 pennies, Elmer's gluestick

To Winnipeg Jets: Cabooster Juice's broken toaster

To New York Rangers: Lint, small length of string

To Colorado Avelanche: 2 high-fives (from Kazakh Man and Cabooster Juice respectively)

To Tampa Bay Lightning: AA Battery with half charge remaining, 00-01 VAN team picture, a broken paperclip

This took the better part of an hour to iron out, you could say the gluestick was a major sticking point, and PH wouldn't take just 1 high five.

We felt a fully charged AA was too high a price, but the initially offered AAA was too low.

Niloc needed that team picture to play goal, it is being enlarged with a Xerox machine as we speak (no word on whether this violates league rules Re: performance enhancing drugs.

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We are pleased to welcome AA, picture, and paperclip to our team. Though lint, string, and the pennies were tough to give up, it was worth it. AA battery will really charge up our powerplay, and the paperclip will really hold together our D corps. The team picture, although it has the picture of Dan Cloutier on it, literally has no holes that can be shot through.

Tampa bay new lines:

Lucic-Stamkos-St. Louis

Kulemin-Vermette-AA Battery

Sturm-Konopka-Downie

Thornton-Jones-Ward

Paperclip-Letang

Ference-Kubina

Meszaros-Michalek

Scuderi

Team Picture

Bryzgalov

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Rumour has it that Newest acquisitions Lint and Small piece of string will be thrusted immediately into the spotlight, playing in the top 6. Top two lines will look like:

Gaborik - Richards - Lint

Small String - Kopitar - Callahan

Good luck opposing goalies

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Rumour has it that Newest acquisitions Lint and Small piece of string will be thrusted immediately into the spotlight, playing in the top 6. Top two lines will look like:

Gaborik - Richards - Lint

Small String - Kopitar - Callahan

Good luck opposing goalies

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Now, the biggest trade in CDC SL history is finally complete.

To Florida Panthers: Pretty-Swede-91's toenail clippings, 2 pennies, Elmer's gluestick

To Winnipeg Jets: Cabooster Juice's broken toaster

To New York Rangers: Lint, small length of string

To Colorado Avelanche: 2 high-fives (from Kazakh Man and Cabooster Juice respectively)

To Tampa Bay Lightning: AA Battery with half charge remaining, 00-01 VAN team picture, a broken paperclip

This took the better part of an hour to iron out, you could say the gluestick was a major sticking point, and PH wouldn't take just 1 high five.

We felt a fully charged AA was too high a price, but the initially offered AAA was too low.

Niloc needed that team picture to play goal, it is being enlarged with a Xerox machine as we speak (no word on whether this violates league rules Re: performance enhancing drugs.

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SEASON 1 GAME AWARDS

STANLEY CUP

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PRESIDENTS TROPHY

Boston Bruins

CLARENCE S. CAMPBELL

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PRINCE OF WHALES

Toronto Maple Leafs

ART ROSS

Sidney Crosby

HART MEMORIAL

Sidney Crosby

JAMES NORRIS MEMORIAL

Dustin Byfuglien

LADY BYNG MEMORIAL

Marion Gaborik

CALDER MEMORIAL

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

CONN SMYTHE

Marc-Andre Fleury

VEZINA

Jaroslav Halak

WILLIAM M. JENNINGS

Jaroslav Halak

BILL MASTERTON MEMORIAL

Bryan Allen

FRANK J. SELKE

Pavel Datysuk

TED LINDSAY

Jarolslav Halak

MAURICE RICHARD

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Manny Malhotra is OTB for a team looking for a solid 3rd line center.

Cory Schneider is going to get a long look this offseason, and if you're interested, make sure to gt an offer in before we accept another one. Don't lose out on a future #1 goalie.

Sami Salo (Rights) is on the block too for a team looking for a veteran defensemen that is a solid producer.

Aaron Rome (Rights) OTB for a draft pick.

Andrew Alberts OTB for a draft pick.

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Finished adding prospects:

ANA: Rakell, Etem, Caputi, Clark, Vatanen

BOS: None

BUF: Zagrapan, Catenacci, Armia, Lepkowski, Mackenzie, Jacobs, Sundher, Szczechura

CGY: Howse, Bartschi

CAR: Lowe, Dalpe

CHI: Nermark, Danault

COL: Beaupre, Meurs, Holos, Hishon

CBJ: Jenner, Goloubef

DAL: Oleksiak

DET: Ouellet, Nedomlel, Sproul

EDM: Rieder, Cornet

FLA: Huberdeau, Racine, Petrovic, McFarland, Wright, Trochek, Howden

LAK: Roach, Kolomatis, Toffoli

MIN: Gradvac, Bulmer, Cuma, Prosser, Coyle

MTL: Tinordi, Leblanc, Nattinen

NSH: Watson, Beck, Roussel, Latta, Salomaki

NJD: Nagy

NYI: Kabanov, Sundstrom, Backman

NYR: Erixon, McColgan, McIlrath, Miller

OTT: Puempel, Prince, Noesen, Smith, Zibanejad

PHI: Cousins, Bourdon, Gustaffson, Wellwood

PHX: Gormley, Lessio

PIT: Harrington, Morrow, Depres, Pierro-Zabotel, Rogalski, Bathgate

SJS: None

STL: Rattie, Sonne, Berglund

TBL: Kalinski

TOR: Broll, Percy, Deschamps, Lashoff, Ross

VAN: Corrado

WSH: Galiev, Gustafsson

WPG: None

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