Caboose Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Now, the biggest trade in CDC SL history is finally complete. To Florida Panthers: Pretty-Swede-91's toenail clippings, 2 pennies, Elmer's gluestick To Winnipeg Jets: Cabooster Juice's broken toaster To New York Rangers: Lint, small length of string To Colorado Avelanche: 2 high-fives (from Kazakh Man and Cabooster Juice respectively) To Tampa Bay Lightning: AA Battery with half charge remaining, 00-01 VAN team picture, a broken paperclip This took the better part of an hour to iron out, you could say the gluestick was a major sticking point, and PH wouldn't take just 1 high five. We felt a fully charged AA was too high a price, but the initially offered AAA was too low. Niloc needed that team picture to play goal, it is being enlarged with a Xerox machine as we speak (no word on whether this violates league rules Re: performance enhancing drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AriGold Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 NYR win that trade.. COL loses hard.. The funny part is the "Anticipation" as you would call it is only between the 5 teams who know about it.. Nobody else cares lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Remember; don't remove assets form spreadsheet until everyone has them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Underwood Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Now, the biggest trade in CDC SL history is finally complete. To Florida Panthers: Pretty-Swede-91's toenail clippings, 2 pennies, Elmer's gluestick To Winnipeg Jets: Cabooster Juice's broken toaster To New York Rangers: Lint, small length of string To Colorado Avelanche: 2 high-fives (from Kazakh Man and Cabooster Juice respectively) To Tampa Bay Lightning: AA Battery with half charge remaining, 00-01 VAN team picture, a broken paperclip This took the better part of an hour to iron out, you could say the gluestick was a major sticking point, and PH wouldn't take just 1 high five. We felt a fully charged AA was too high a price, but the initially offered AAA was too low. Niloc needed that team picture to play goal, it is being enlarged with a Xerox machine as we speak (no word on whether this violates league rules Re: performance enhancing drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Underwood Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 NYR win that trade.. COL loses hard.. The funny part is the "Anticipation" as you would call it is only between the 5 teams who know about it.. Nobody else cares lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niloc009 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 We are pleased to welcome AA, picture, and paperclip to our team. Though lint, string, and the pennies were tough to give up, it was worth it. AA battery will really charge up our powerplay, and the paperclip will really hold together our D corps. The team picture, although it has the picture of Dan Cloutier on it, literally has no holes that can be shot through. Tampa bay new lines: Lucic-Stamkos-St. Louis Kulemin-Vermette-AA Battery Sturm-Konopka-Downie Thornton-Jones-Ward Paperclip-Letang Ference-Kubina Meszaros-Michalek Scuderi Team Picture Bryzgalov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Welcome Your Newest Florida Panther's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 People are seriously undervaluing the broken toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Underwood Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Rumour has it that Newest acquisitions Lint and Small piece of string will be thrusted immediately into the spotlight, playing in the top 6. Top two lines will look like: Gaborik - Richards - Lint Small String - Kopitar - Callahan Good luck opposing goalies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AriGold Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Rumour has it that Newest acquisitions Lint and Small piece of string will be thrusted immediately into the spotlight, playing in the top 6. Top two lines will look like: Gaborik - Richards - Lint Small String - Kopitar - Callahan Good luck opposing goalies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Underwood Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 I don't think they would pass the physical, trade may have to be delayed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Are you crazy... Dont break up Lint and small string, they are in the same family Small String - Kopitar - Lint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraveHart Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Now, the biggest trade in CDC SL history is finally complete. To Florida Panthers: Pretty-Swede-91's toenail clippings, 2 pennies, Elmer's gluestick To Winnipeg Jets: Cabooster Juice's broken toaster To New York Rangers: Lint, small length of string To Colorado Avelanche: 2 high-fives (from Kazakh Man and Cabooster Juice respectively) To Tampa Bay Lightning: AA Battery with half charge remaining, 00-01 VAN team picture, a broken paperclip This took the better part of an hour to iron out, you could say the gluestick was a major sticking point, and PH wouldn't take just 1 high five. We felt a fully charged AA was too high a price, but the initially offered AAA was too low. Niloc needed that team picture to play goal, it is being enlarged with a Xerox machine as we speak (no word on whether this violates league rules Re: performance enhancing drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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*VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS* Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 SEASON 1 GAME AWARDS STANLEY CUP Toronto Maple Leafs PRESIDENTS TROPHY Boston Bruins CLARENCE S. CAMPBELL San Jose Sharks PRINCE OF WHALES Toronto Maple Leafs ART ROSS Sidney Crosby HART MEMORIAL Sidney Crosby JAMES NORRIS MEMORIAL Dustin Byfuglien LADY BYNG MEMORIAL Marion Gaborik CALDER MEMORIAL Ryan Nugent-Hopkins CONN SMYTHE Marc-Andre Fleury VEZINA Jaroslav Halak WILLIAM M. JENNINGS Jaroslav Halak BILL MASTERTON MEMORIAL Bryan Allen FRANK J. SELKE Pavel Datysuk TED LINDSAY Jarolslav Halak MAURICE RICHARD Sidney Crosby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS* Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Guys we need to fill 3 teams, ask anyone you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AriGold Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 CONN SMYTHE Marc-Andre Fleury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM24 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Manny Malhotra is OTB for a team looking for a solid 3rd line center. Cory Schneider is going to get a long look this offseason, and if you're interested, make sure to gt an offer in before we accept another one. Don't lose out on a future #1 goalie. Sami Salo (Rights) is on the block too for a team looking for a veteran defensemen that is a solid producer. Aaron Rome (Rights) OTB for a draft pick. Andrew Alberts OTB for a draft pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimon Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Finished adding prospects: ANA: Rakell, Etem, Caputi, Clark, Vatanen BOS: None BUF: Zagrapan, Catenacci, Armia, Lepkowski, Mackenzie, Jacobs, Sundher, Szczechura CGY: Howse, Bartschi CAR: Lowe, Dalpe CHI: Nermark, Danault COL: Beaupre, Meurs, Holos, Hishon CBJ: Jenner, Goloubef DAL: Oleksiak DET: Ouellet, Nedomlel, Sproul EDM: Rieder, Cornet FLA: Huberdeau, Racine, Petrovic, McFarland, Wright, Trochek, Howden LAK: Roach, Kolomatis, Toffoli MIN: Gradvac, Bulmer, Cuma, Prosser, Coyle MTL: Tinordi, Leblanc, Nattinen NSH: Watson, Beck, Roussel, Latta, Salomaki NJD: Nagy NYI: Kabanov, Sundstrom, Backman NYR: Erixon, McColgan, McIlrath, Miller OTT: Puempel, Prince, Noesen, Smith, Zibanejad PHI: Cousins, Bourdon, Gustaffson, Wellwood PHX: Gormley, Lessio PIT: Harrington, Morrow, Depres, Pierro-Zabotel, Rogalski, Bathgate SJS: None STL: Rattie, Sonne, Berglund TBL: Kalinski TOR: Broll, Percy, Deschamps, Lashoff, Ross VAN: Corrado WSH: Galiev, Gustafsson WPG: None Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS* Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 GM HIRING UMADBRO? has been hired as the new GM of the Nashville Predators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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