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#271 Milk Hot Dog

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:54 PM

Me and my girlfriend laughed pretty hard at that... I ended up rewinding it like 10 times just to re-hear it over and over.
John Garret's talked about food so much, he's starting to think he IS FOOD.


Legend has it that when he got down on bended knee and proposed to his sweetheart, he opened the box and inside was a glistening golden crispy onion ring. It had been his grandmothers and had been passed down from lunch! Very sentimental.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:01 PM

Ah, John Garrett, I will never forget your no utensil diet
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#273 lemonway

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 08:10 AM

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Maybe this pic belongs here too...

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Just to illustrate problems being stated here: http://forum.canucks...ne/page__st__80

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#274 D-Money

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 12:05 PM

I have a great idea for a Canucks rage comic, but have no experience building them at all. I don't want to waste it on a failed attempt.

If anybody is a photoshop/comic pro, and might want to take a stab at it, PM me.
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#275 rypper-37

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:08 PM

i guess it makes sense, but jus has a terrible punchline... it falls between not dumb enuf to laugh at, and not clever enuf to laugh at


I liked it. Maybe you just don't get it
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#276 Canvoucer Vanuck

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 04:47 PM

I have a great idea for a Canucks rage comic, but have no experience building them at all. I don't want to waste it on a failed attempt.

If anybody is a photoshop/comic pro, and might want to take a stab at it, PM me.


It'll help to read a few to get a feel for how they work. Actually, not just a few. Before you know it you'll be reading one after another and you won't stop. :P

But as long as your story idea is good, it should come out alright. Just don't use meme faces in the wrong context e.g. Yao Ming Face is "F*** that", not "sad" or "crying".
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 10:09 PM

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#278 CanucksBen

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 12:47 AM

The thing is, the John Garret ones have only scratched the surface... hes says goofy stuff every game
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 12:48 AM

Where's the "I am a burger" memes?!
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 01:04 AM

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DING DING DING!

We have a winner!!
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#281 Great Save Luongo!!!

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 01:06 AM

Would love to see a picture of Burrows 'snapping' his stick, with the caption 'I'm in yo arenaz, snapping yo streakz'
I'd do it myself but I'm on my iPod.
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#282 Canvoucer Vanuck

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 01:10 AM

The thing is, the John Garret ones have only scratched the surface... hes says goofy stuff every game


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Posted 24 February 2012 - 01:12 AM

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Off tumblr :P
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 01:13 AM

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 01:32 AM

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 05:53 AM

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 06:24 AM

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Best, bro!
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I'm saying Aladeen a lot because http://forum.canucks...dpost__10922428

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 09:11 AM

seriously MODS why hasnt this thread been pinned yet....most epic thread of all time...PLEASE PIN
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 09:35 AM

Where's the "I am a burger" memes?!

10 posts up from yours
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 10:20 AM

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 10:26 AM

Can someone explain to me the john Garrett ones :blink:

Does he always talk about food and make real obvious observations or what am i missing here :blink: ??
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 10:30 AM

Can someone explain to me the john Garrett ones :blink:

Does he always talk about food and make real obvious observations or what am i missing here :blink: ??


Just listen to John Garrett. You will get it soon enough.
I thought of a great one last night but sadly I forgot. It was vintage Garrett.
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#293 PONCHE

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 10:32 AM

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"You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 10:37 AM

"You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I tried to +1 you for the post but I had also just reached my quota for the day :blush:
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#295 Perfect From Now On

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 11:20 AM

Can someone explain to me the john Garrett ones :blink:

Does he always talk about food and make real obvious observations or what am i missing here :blink: ??


most of the Garrett memes are quotes or very similar to stuff he has said in game
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 12:23 PM

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Would have shopped a jersey and hat on him but I gots no skills
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:00 PM

Can someone explain to me the john Garrett ones :blink:

Does he always talk about food and make real obvious observations or what am i missing here :blink: ??


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#298 Canvoucer Vanuck

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:24 PM

I tried to +1 you for the post but I had also just reached my quota for the day :blush:


Seems to be quite a common occurrence in this thread. :P
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 04:29 PM

FFS how do I get pics up on this thing, I've never done it before

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 04:43 PM

FFS how do I get pics up on this thing, I've never done it before

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On the post editor there is a little icon of a picture of a tree. Click on that, then paste the link of the pic in the box.
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