Red Light Racicot Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I thought Jesus was an android sent back in time to kill John Connor... Or was that Star Wars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I thought Jesus was an android sent back in time to kill John Connor... Or was that Star Wars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buggernut Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Replace "Jesus" with "Mohammed". Run for your lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 How much money did they spend on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertuzzi Babe Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Don't worry it's just your tax dollars that are funding her education, possible grants, professors, scholoarships, student loans, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aixtek Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He might have been able to dunk too, but we'll never know with out a tape of the '28 final between the Romans and the Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthNinja Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Replace "Jesus" with "Mohammed". Run for your lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyJoeJoeJr. Shabadoo Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 He might have been able to dunk too, but we'll never know with out a tape of the '28 final between the Romans and the Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.K. Chesterton Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeStealth Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 If Jesus was a woman, she wouldn't be preaching, she'd be nagging..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susraiders Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I heard from a reliable source that he had a body double as well. Unfortuanately the body double was killed so Jesus went into hiding for a couple of days. And that's when Jesus discovered the similarity between rabbits and chocolate. I'm pretty sure that is how Easter was started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoItForRaymond Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 He might have been able to dunk too, but we'll never know with out a tape of the '28 final between the Romans and the Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJokinen! Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 What a horrible thing to say. Does that make you a better person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLumme Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I think it was a joke, because if this were true, then he literally could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocular Patdown Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Didn't have kids? Probably a hermaphrodite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Replace "Jesus" with "Mohammed". Run for your lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoGuitar Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I find this theory suspect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Didn't even bother to read the posted article, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertuzzi Babe Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Yeah as a matter of fact I did. You don't think a lot of public funds went into her getting her degrees so she could sit around and muse things like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
key2thecup Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Yes...but what if Jesus was black? Or he was a latino and his name was really pronounced Je'sus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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