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#1 DarthNinja

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:04 PM

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Head Coach Alain Vigneault - “With minimal effort all year, we still ended up winning the division today. “Operation Meh-gular Season” has been a gret success in every way… except for the name”.

Roberto Luongo – “You’re sure you guys don’t want to ask me any questions about flopping on my belly or playing the puck poorly? Yeah I didn’t think so! Your move, Cory.”.

Henrik Sedin – “Shh! I’m actually Daniel. Henrik needed a rest too. The only bad thing about this plan is that we didn’t think of it sooner”.

Chris Higgins – (lifts up shirt) “… I think I’ve said all I need to say”.

Ryan Kesler - “We’ve played these guys a couple times, you know, and you want to keep them on their toes and surprise them a bit. Actually scoring and starting our comeback in the second period seemed to do the trick. Nobody saw that coming”.

Mason Raymond – “Another solid, point-producing game for Mason Raymond. I know it’s silly of me to expect a heroes welcome at the airport when we land back in Vancouver, but at least nobody will be throwing tomatoes or real estate listings at me.”.

Marc-Andre Gragnani – “Me and Alberts ducked out of the press box to check out Hunger Games. Nobody seemed to notice we were gone”.

Jannik Hansen – “Forecheck? Please. Let’s call it what it was: That was clearly a Five-Check. Ma-na-ma-na do dooo do do do”.

Aaron Rome – “I’m sure the league will be looking at the hit that knocked me out of the game. Don’t worry, Aaron Rome fans. Both of you can take comfort in knowing justice will be served”.

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“Sometimes you just gotta step up and do whatever you can to take out one of their best guys. And sometimes those guys aren’t on the ice so you have to hit Aaron Rome”.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:31 PM

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:42 PM

How are these post game comments we wish were true? None of them are actual quotes...

Post game comments some people may wish were made, maybe (I guess).

Edited by Zissou, 25 March 2012 - 03:43 PM.


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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:43 PM

some of them are pretty clever.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:50 PM

How are these post game comments we wish were true? None of them are actual quotes...

Post game comments some people may wish were made, maybe (I guess).


Hence the wishing they were true part. :picard:

But AV's quote on Rome is clearly true because you can see him saying it!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:51 PM

not bad funny comments
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:52 PM

lol @ Chuck Kobasew's

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 03:57 PM

Hence the wishing they were true part. :picard:

But AV's quote on Rome is clearly true because you can see him saying it!!!!!!!!!


I guess. But wishing they were real would have been a more clear wording I think.

Edited by Zissou, 25 March 2012 - 03:58 PM.


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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:12 PM

Somebody just watched The Muppets...

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:20 PM

bahahaha I love the Chris Higgins part.

Probably more than I should, but being a female, how can you blame me?

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:24 PM

bahahaha I love the Chris Higgins part.

Probably more than I should, but being a female, how can you blame me?

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:45 PM

lol got a good laugh out of these

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:07 PM

Ryan Kesler: One game at a time. One game at a time. One game at a time. One game at a time.
O wait, nvm....

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:41 PM

Ryan Kesler: One game at a time. One game at a time. One game at a time. One game at a time.
O wait, nvm....


Luongo: Umm well you know, uhh we played good, and uhh you know, I was seeing the puck well and the guys were scoring so it all worked out.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 06:02 PM

Henrik: I was thinking about shooting the puck but then I didn't. Bork bork bork herb-a-herb-a-herb

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 06:08 PM

Henrik Sedin – “Shh! I’m actually Daniel. Henrik needed a rest too. The only bad thing about this plan is that we didn’t think of it sooner”.

Genius.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 06:36 PM

Landeskog's part was the funniest, in my opinion...


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Gabriel Landeskog – “It’s always nice to play against another Calder candidate to see how I measure up. By the way, did Hodgson go through puberty or something since the last time we played? Guy is a BEAST now!


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Posted 25 March 2012 - 07:31 PM

Henrik poked a little at the media in one of the interviews about winning the division again. He said somethin along the lines of he was happy to win the division but questioned how much it really mattered in this city. I found that pretty funny

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 09:13 PM

haha that was pretty funny

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 09:41 PM

AV: " I know I'm supposed to say that Edmonton has got a great team over there, and we have to give our best effort to win. But honesty, you can't suck that bad and expect me to keep a straight face while complimenting them."

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 05:27 PM

I guess. But wishing they were real would have been a more clear wording I think.


I agree 100%. Those quotes come from the article "Post Game Quotes (I Wish Were Real)" that I write for The Province's Canucks blog. At least whoever started this thread included a link to it at the bottom.

Canucks/Avalanche Post Game Quotes I Wish Were Real.

Edited by j.Bowman, 26 March 2012 - 05:27 PM.





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