unbridled_id Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 KJREver heard the excuse, "The dog ate my homework"? Some of us may have actually used that line at one point or another in an attempt to get out of doing our homework in school. Well, folks, it looks like we got the saying wrong. Dogs apparently don't like homework, but they sure do like tickets to the Masters. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/dogs-eats-man-masters-tickets-leaves-augusta-190154931.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Dog was probably trying to save it's owner from dying of boredom. Golf should be banned like asbestos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Good dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Who is Master now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire_Spiky Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Lol nobody wants to watch golf anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g_bassi13 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 So the guy forced his dog to puke up what he ate, sorted through the vomit to find the chewed up ticket remains, pieced the bits back together as best he could, sent a picture of his efforts to tournament organizers, and successfully got his tickets reissued... This man really wants to watch his golf. That's devotion right there. Props to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Money Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Masters trip canceled, right? Wrong. Berkman ended up feeding his dog Hydrogen peroxide — it's safe for animals to ingest — in an effort to get his dog to puke the tickets back up. The trick worked, leaving Berkman with a pile of puke and ticket pieces. But the story gets better. Instead of cleaning up the mess, the guy went through the puke, piecing the tickets back together in an attempt to keep to the trip on track. That's what you call dedication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapefruits Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Um...YUCK! What's worse, going through dog puke to get pieces of your Masters tickets, or going to watch live golf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Integra Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Dog was probably trying to save it's owner from dying of boredom. Golf should be banned like asbestos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfxHaley Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 You learn to appreciate Golf when you actually play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 BAZINGA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_More_Larchide Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 So the guy forced his dog to puke up what he ate, sorted through the vomit to find the chewed up ticket remains, pieced the bits back together as best he could, sent a picture of his efforts to tournament organizers, and successfully got his tickets reissued... This man really wants to watch his golf. That's devotion right there. Props to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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