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Dog Eats Man’S Masters Tickets Right Before He Leaves For Augusta

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KJREver heard the excuse, "The dog ate my homework"? Some of us may have actually used that line at one point or another in an attempt to get out of doing our homework in school.

Well, folks, it looks like we got the saying wrong. Dogs apparently don't like homework, but they sure do like tickets to the Masters.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/dogs-eats-man-masters-tickets-leaves-augusta-190154931.html

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Dog was probably trying to save it's owner from dying of boredom.

Golf should be banned like asbestos.

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So the guy forced his dog to puke up what he ate, sorted through the vomit to find the chewed up ticket remains, pieced the bits back together as best he could, sent a picture of his efforts to tournament organizers, and successfully got his tickets reissued...

This man really wants to watch his golf. That's devotion right there. Props to him.

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Masters trip canceled, right? Wrong. Berkman ended up feeding his dog Hydrogen peroxide — it's safe for animals to ingest — in an effort to get his dog to puke the tickets back up. The trick worked, leaving Berkman with a pile of puke and ticket pieces.

But the story gets better. Instead of cleaning up the mess, the guy went through the puke, piecing the tickets back together in an attempt to keep to the trip on track. That's what you call dedication.

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Um...YUCK!

What's worse, going through dog puke to get pieces of your Masters tickets, or going to watch live golf?

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Dog was probably trying to save it's owner from dying of boredom.

Golf should be banned like asbestos.

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So the guy forced his dog to puke up what he ate, sorted through the vomit to find the chewed up ticket remains, pieced the bits back together as best he could, sent a picture of his efforts to tournament organizers, and successfully got his tickets reissued...

This man really wants to watch his golf. That's devotion right there. Props to him.

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