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That Thread where we predicted threads 5 years ago thread.

PART TWWWOOOOO "NO. ALFS. ALLOWED."

Rated PG13 because kids under 13 have been banned from the internet...

Side Plot: But now there's an underground society of internet smugglers helping youth get back online. The overwhelming shock of experiencing the internet for the first time at age 13 has lead to too many basement dwellers. 3 Kids go on the adventure of a lifetime to find their way onto the web, only to realize it's just full of fake news, and discussion boards where people try and tell people the best way to do something in their opinion. But it's not about the destination, it's about the journey, so they obviously learned something along the way...

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.... Meanwhile

 

Canuck's Generational Prospect and 2022 1st Overall Pick Accidentally Shot ending his Playing Career Permanently 

 

Recent Vancouver Canucks 1st Round and 1st overall pick, touted as the next generational talent, David McConnor was shot in the spine paralyzing him and ending his playing career.  The incident happened as David McConnor was with his other prospects during the prospects camp performing his daily drills while, coincidentally, former Canucks David Booth was also in the vicinity bear hunting but, as he was about to pull the trigger on his rifle, Booth broke his foot lost his aim and the bullet ricocheted after bouncing from a rock and hit David McConnor. 

 

As a result of the incident,the NHL provided the Canucks organization compensation by allowing Vancouver to pick any former 1st Overall players currently available and without a NMC or NTC. As it stands the only available option is former Oilers and Blues and current DEL player Nail Yakupov will now be part of the Canucks organization.

 

Yakupov's last NHL team was with the St. Louis Blues but after he had an argument with Blues GM Doug Armstrong and gave him a DDT on the Rink Yakupov was released by the Blues and was banned from the NHL for 3 years. After the Ban was lifted Yakupov tried to find an NHL team but was unable to find one due to gaining 50 pound over the last 3 years but since has been playing for DEL of the German league as a regular healthy scratch normally found eating curry-wurst during practice.  

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On 4/20/2017 at 1:50 AM, Derp... said:

That Thread where we predicted threads 5 years ago thread.

PART TWWWOOOOO "NO. ALFS. ALLOWED."

Rated PG13 because kids under 13 have been banned from the internet...

Side Plot: But now there's an underground society of internet smugglers helping youth get back online. The overwhelming shock of experiencing the internet for the first time at age 13 has lead to too many basement dwellers. 3 Kids go on the adventure of a lifetime to find their way onto the web, only to realize it's just full of fake news, and discussion boards where people try and tell people the best way to do something in their opinion. But it's not about the destination, it's about the journey, so they obviously learned something along the way...

That pretty much sent coffee out my nose. Laugh of the day.  :lol:

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