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Angry Ex-Girlfriend Goes Ballistic, Rips Off Man’S Scrotum

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Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum

By Taylor Bigler - The Daily Caller | The Daily CallerFri, Apr 6, 2012

http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfriend-goes-ballistic-rips-off-man-192805232.html

Talk about a ball buster.

An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.

As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.

In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.

Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.

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*covers her ears as the sound of men everywhere crossing their legs and whimpering is deafening*

:P

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As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.

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Disgruntled Kings fan finding out they have to play the Canucks in the first round.

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Well if she was able to beat his ass, he wasn't using them anyways...

Just kidding, just struck me funny. Seriously, though, hopefully she'll see a ton of jail time for this. No excuse.

*covers her ears as the sound of men everywhere crossing their legs and whimpering is deafening*

:P

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Yet another reason why briefs > boxers.

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I know it's wrong to hit women but if she's trying to rip your balls off, you should probably falcon punch the bitch.

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That girl had some huge cajones!

...at least, they were when she finally let go.

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Another good case for the death penalty.....

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