dudeone Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum By Taylor Bigler - The Daily Caller | The Daily Caller – Fri, Apr 6, 2012 http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfriend-goes-ballistic-rips-off-man-192805232.html Talk about a ball buster. An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports. The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.” The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip. As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries. In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage. Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertuzzi Babe Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 *covers her ears as the sound of men everywhere crossing their legs and whimpering is deafening* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbridled_id Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 That's nuts!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalie13 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brahma Bull Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Disgruntled Kings fan finding out they have to play the Canucks in the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJokinen! Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimberWolf Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Well if she was able to beat his ass, he wasn't using them anyways... Just kidding, just struck me funny. Seriously, though, hopefully she'll see a ton of jail time for this. No excuse. *covers her ears as the sound of men everywhere crossing their legs and whimpering is deafening* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hornet Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 *shudder* That poor man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Money Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Yet another reason why briefs > boxers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Stoch Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I know it's wrong to hit women but if she's trying to rip your balls off, you should probably falcon punch the bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdeath Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I know it's wrong to hit women but if she's trying to rip your balls off, you should probably falcon punch the bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoItForRaymond Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 BALListic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeyville88 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Haha she doesn't do so well on the Hot/Crazy scale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Money Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 That girl had some huge cajones! ...at least, they were when she finally let go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebs Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Another good case for the death penalty..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Pictures or it didn't happen yeah...no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donky Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Ball Memorial Hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buggernut Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 This lady has balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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