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The Return Of Daniel Means The Return Of The Cup


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it is the truth. Daniel Sedin is a TRUE NORD who will liberate our city from the evil Imperial emperors and kings.

THINK ABOUT IT

And more...

Whenever you watch interviews, does his voice not make the heavens tremble? Do you not hear the rumbling thunder that eminates from his breath? I tell you the truth, blind ones, Daniel is no ordinary individual.

HE HAS BEEN BORN WITH THE BLOOD AND SOUL OF A DRAGON!

LET US TOGETHER REPENT

AND SING THE SONG OF THE DRAGONBORN,

DANIEL SEDIN!

Daniel Sedin, Daniel Sedin,

by his honor the people are mean

To keep Kings forever at bay!

When they hear the triumph's shout,

Daniel Sedin, for your blessing we pray!

Hearken now, sons of Canucks, to an age, long ago

and the tale, boldly told, of the one!

Who was kin to both wyrm

and the races of man

with a power to rival the sun!

And the Scrolls have foretold

of purple kings in the cold

that when brothers wage war come unfurled!

Los Angeles, City of Kings,

ancient shadow unbound,

with a hunger to swallow the world!

But a day shall arise,

When the dark King's lies

will be silenced forever and then!

Fair Canucks will be free from foul King's maw!

Daniel Sedin, Daniel Sedin,

by his honor the people are mean

To keep Kings forever at bay!

When they hear the triumph's shout,

Daniel Sedin, for your blessing we pray!

Now, repent! Repent good people! Repent from your sins! The great Daniel has returned! And he has come to

FREE US ALL!!!!

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FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW

A FEW DAYS AGO

MY LORD XENU REVEALETH TO ME

A GREAT PROPHECY FOR EYES TO SEE

Do not fear. Thetans are here.

Also, according to my theory, there is no conceivable way the Canucks can lose.

Right now the Canucks are losing 3-0. Well guess what?

C A N U C K S

K I N G S

There are THREE letters in common. Coincidence?

I think not.

Xenu has already predicted the current situation millions of years ago. Now, the number of extra letters in the word CANUCKS = 4

In other words, FOUR WINS

AND HOW MANY TOTAL LETTERS? SEVEN

THE SERIES WILL GO TO GAME SEVEN

THE LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE

THE TRUTH IS IN FRONT OF US

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You dare doubt the great Daniel Sedin!?! I will show you that the Scrolls are not meant to be taken lightly.

Look at your name. Bertuzzi Babe. In binary, it turns into

01100010011001010111001001110100011101010111101001111010011010010010000001100010011000010110001001100101

What's so special about that?!?!?! Well look! If you add the string of numbers up, you get 48!

4+8=12

1+2=3

48/3 = 16

ARE YOU TREVOR LINDEN!?!?!

1+6 = 7

GAME SEVEN

THE SCROLLS ALL SHOW THAT THEY WILL BE VICTORIOUS

EVEN IN THE VERY NAMES OF THE SUPPORTERS OF VANCOUVER!

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