Hank Moody Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Let's play "What type of golfer" each Canuck player would be. The idea was brought up on Facebook and I thought hey, might take our minds off the loss or let us blow off some steam So, what type of golfer would each Canuck be? I'll start us off with.. Raymond Raymond would be the guy who tries to make hero shots from and into the sand traps... "Get it onto the green? Screw that, i'm going for the hole in one!" Hamhuis would be the guy who isn't very vocal about it but after 16 holes is all of a sudden 5 strokes ahead of you, without anyone noticing. Luongo would be the guy who would be the leader 12 holes in, but then have one absolutely terrible hole and just lose it from there, going into a complete freefall (this is me golfing, btw hahaha) Any of you guys got any good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brahma Bull Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Kesler would be the one sticktapping his golf club while everyone else is about to swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanev's Smirk Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I don't know anything about golf. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigneault's Timeout Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Edler would keep playing the wrong ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashian Kassian Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Not funny... Too soon.. bad Thread... Just don't make this mistake again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Faulk Yourself Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 The Sedins would golf as one player, Henrik takes the harder shots, sand bunkers, heavy rough, and puts, and Daniel would take the fairway shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PENGUINScanFLY Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Lapierre in the bushes, wielding an airhorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustWall Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Lappiere and burrows would roll the golf cart on the 17th bunker, while beaking a squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Dane Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 The sedins would be playing the same ball and try some of that sedin magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canucksbiggestfan Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I think the best golfer would be one of the goalies, I'll give it to Luongo. Also think that Edler and Bieksa are good golfers. The worst might be Kesler or Burrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEwantCUP Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Aaron Rome is the best golfer on the team apparently Kassian is the type of golfer where you're thinking to yourself, why is he here? Sure he may be a good golfer some day, but shouldn't he be at the driving range, or pitch and putt, learning the game 1st? Hansen is the type of golfer that does everything very well. Drives the ball very well, great from the fairways. Manages to get himself out of trouble when playing in the sand, rough. But he just can't birdie any holes. He just saves par Bieksa is the type of golfer that comes out to play just to hang out with his friends, has a few beers, tries to cheat on his score card, and makes his friends laugh Kesler is the type of golfer that takes losing very hard, even if he's hurt or the people playing against him were just better And finally the Sedins are the type of golfers that everyone doubts because they fall short often. However they come back stronger each time they play and they keep their sights set on one day winning that Green Jacket. And one day they may just surprise everyone and grab it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van_City123 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Kesler would be the one sticktapping his golf club while everyone else is about to swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamHerO Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Play a game? Who can egg AV's and MG's house without getting caught huehhuehue Just kidding, i mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeanBeef Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Edler would be going through broken golf clubs all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Fatigue Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 this couldn't frickin' wait at least a day? oh my f***ing god. pull your head from you anus. let's all collectively mourn. then let the golfing etc threads surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Fatigue Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Not funny... Too soon.. bad Thread... Just don't make this mistake again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightHawkSniper Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Raymond would fall in the process of swinging his golf-club...don't ask me how it's possible. Booth would just swing without hesitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Solo Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I don't know anything about golf. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Solo Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Play a game? Who can egg AV's and MG's house without getting caught huehhuehue Just kidding, i mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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