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Posted 05 May 2012 - 02:27 PM

^ No, you're thinking of plenty of rabbits...
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 02:41 PM

i prefer plenty of sheep cuz once you go sheep, you never go baa-aaa-ack.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 03:26 PM

To the dude who said "you're desperate to use it".
I just got out of a relationship, and I've got no problem picking up girls. It's just another way to do so.


Anyways, here's a follow up...
I get a phone call this morning at 9. I say "Hello", there's no response, then they hang up.
I call back, it's her dad! (She's 22, still lives at her dads.)
He says "You f*cked with the wrong people"
I start trying to explain myself, and why she ended up in jail. I hear her in the back saying I tried to rape her (Which I didn't).
Conversation goes sour, I can hear that he's clearly driving, so I call the cops.
Get another threat from her online.
Christ... She knows where I live and has 3 brothers and a father to worry about.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:01 PM

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You do realize that everything you're posting here on the board about this could be used as evidence if she decides to press charges (however unwarranted they may be)?

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:05 PM

To the dude who said "you're desperate to use it".
I just got out of a relationship, and I've got no problem picking up girls. It's just another way to do so.


Anyways, here's a follow up...
I get a phone call this morning at 9. I say "Hello", there's no response, then they hang up.
I call back, it's her dad! (She's 22, still lives at her dads.)
He says "You f*cked with the wrong people"
I start trying to explain myself, and why she ended up in jail. I hear her in the back saying I tried to rape her (Which I didn't).
Conversation goes sour, I can hear that he's clearly driving, so I call the cops.
Get another threat from her online.
Christ... She knows where I live and has 3 brothers and a father to worry about.

That sucks, I hope they don't don't start messing with you. If "crazy"runs in the family, maybe you better move.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:06 PM

Considering she's threatened me three times, and while the police were here, she pleaded her case and went to jail, I don't think she'll be charging me.
There was also no signs of any attempted rape, or anything like that.
So while I appreciate the advice, I don't believe I have anything to worry about. Let her press charges. I guess I'll see her in court in 4 years.
The girl needs psychiatric help.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:07 PM

To the dude who said "you're desperate to use it".
I just got out of a relationship, and I've got no problem picking up girls. It's just another way to do so.


Anyways, here's a follow up...
I get a phone call this morning at 9. I say "Hello", there's no response, then they hang up.
I call back, it's her dad! (She's 22, still lives at her dads.)
He says "You f*cked with the wrong people"
I start trying to explain myself, and why she ended up in jail. I hear her in the back saying I tried to rape her (Which I didn't).
Conversation goes sour, I can hear that he's clearly driving, so I call the cops.
Get another threat from her online.
Christ... She knows where I live and has 3 brothers and a father to worry about.

i suggest moving if at all possible, not that you should have too but its a good preventative measure
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:11 PM

Considering she's threatened me three times, and while the police were here, she pleaded her case and went to jail, I don't think she'll be charging me.
There was also no signs of any attempted rape, or anything like that.
So while I appreciate the advice, I don't believe I have anything to worry about. Let her press charges. I guess I'll see her in court in 4 years.
The girl needs psychiatric help.


She definitely sounds like a loony tune, that's for sure, Stefan. Glad to hear you survived the ordeal! (Document EVERYTHING - the phone calls, the threats, the emails, the contact initiated by her family....... EVERYTHING.)

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:26 PM

To the dude who said "you're desperate to use it".
I just got out of a relationship, and I've got no problem picking up girls. It's just another way to do so.


Anyways, here's a follow up...
I get a phone call this morning at 9. I say "Hello", there's no response, then they hang up.
I call back, it's her dad! (She's 22, still lives at her dads.)
He says "You f*cked with the wrong people"
I start trying to explain myself, and why she ended up in jail. I hear her in the back saying I tried to rape her (Which I didn't).
Conversation goes sour, I can hear that he's clearly driving, so I call the cops.
Get another threat from her online.
Christ... She knows where I live and has 3 brothers and a father to worry about.


Read the rest of my comment.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:37 PM

To the dude who said "you're desperate to use it".
I just got out of a relationship, and I've got no problem picking up girls. It's just another way to do so.


Anyways, here's a follow up...
I get a phone call this morning at 9. I say "Hello", there's no response, then they hang up.
I call back, it's her dad! (She's 22, still lives at her dads.)
He says "You f*cked with the wrong people"
I start trying to explain myself, and why she ended up in jail. I hear her in the back saying I tried to rape her (Which I didn't).
Conversation goes sour, I can hear that he's clearly driving, so I call the cops.
Get another threat from her online.
Christ... She knows where I live and has 3 brothers and a father to worry about.


Hopefully they're all talk and start to leave you alone. Ya never know with some of those wonky families.
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#41 Matthew Lombardi 18

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:48 PM

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You do realize that everything you're posting here on the board about this could be used as evidence if she decides to press charges (however unwarranted they may be)?


I don't think it could be "used as evidence against him"; however, there is a risk that it could compromise the case, which is a slight difference, which, if Stefan chose to file charges against the family, might not go through as smoothly as possible.

Hopefully Stefan isn't really using his real name and even if he was, it is no big deal, just as long as he isn't publishing his first AND last name as well as his address.

Stefan, you should seriously document to the police that his father called and said "you fracked with the wrong family". This is 100 percent harassment and even if he wasn't planning on doing anything, his father will 100 percent get into crap, considering his daughter made several false statements, as well as threatening the assault of a cat. He shouldn't be talking, period. He would only make the case worse for them.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:58 PM

Would you guys find it weird to see someone you know's profile on POF?

I mean, I made a profile just to check it out and I don't have a pic up yet, but I saw my friend's profile in my search results. She doesn't know I have one but I know she has one.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:07 PM

Would you guys find it weird to see someone you know's profile on POF?

I mean, I made a profile just to check it out and I don't have a pic up yet, but I saw my friend's profile in my search results. She doesn't know I have one but I know she has one.


I know at least two people who have a profile on there. It is strange.
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So we are officially in a bit of a silly season, and in general I stay away from the completely crazy rumors that persist on the internet, or in the case of the Leafs having interest in Nabokov or Turco I will occasionally debunk them...however, I have been getting inundated with emails, PMs, and questions on twitter regarding a few rumors that are out there...so here goes.. I will address the rumors and follow with what I have or haven't heard...If you all like this format, maybe Wacky Wednesdays could be a regular feature. I wouldn't do it more than once a week, because I am too busy talking to actual sources and attempting to provide you all with as much unique information as possible.


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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:09 PM

Would you guys find it weird to see someone you know's profile on POF?

I mean, I made a profile just to check it out and I don't have a pic up yet, but I saw my friend's profile in my search results. She doesn't know I have one but I know she has one.

I know at least two people who have a profile on there. It is strange.


ask them out you jerks
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:10 PM

Would you guys find it weird to see someone you know's profile on POF?

I mean, I made a profile just to check it out and I don't have a pic up yet, but I saw my friend's profile in my search results. She doesn't know I have one but I know she has one.


You could always let her know. :bigblush:
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:11 PM

ask them out you jerks


The thing is, I know with some certainty that I'd never connect with them.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:13 PM

The thing is, I know with some certainty that I'd never connect with them.


oh ok n/m
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:14 PM

Would you guys find it weird to see someone you know's profile on POF?

I mean, I made a profile just to check it out and I don't have a pic up yet, but I saw my friend's profile in my search results. She doesn't know I have one but I know she has one.

My supervisor messaged my friend's friend looking for a hook-up. My friend recogized the person and forwarded a screenshot to me. Most disgusting profile/message I've ever read. I haven't been able to look at my supervisor the same way since then.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:22 PM

ask them out you jerks


Nah, I would never date her. Plus, she's not hot.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:23 PM

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Nah, I would never date her. Plus, she's not hot.


omg you're actually a jerk lol
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:33 PM

My supervisor messaged my friend's friend looking for a hook-up. My friend recogized the person and forwarded a screenshot to me. Most disgusting profile/message I've ever read. I haven't been able to look at my supervisor the same way since then.


What was the message like?
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:38 PM

Hilarious story :lol:

My friend hooked up with this guy off PoF and he refused to call her by her real name all evening long. He kept treating her as though she was someone else and she basically figured out that he was still in love with his ex-gf who had just dumped him and he was trying to get her to role play and pretend that she was the ex. She got super freaked out, ran away from his apartment, and deleted her account lol.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:41 PM

Hilarious story :lol:

My friend hooked up with this guy off PoF and he refused to call her by her real name all evening long. He kept treating her as though she was someone else and she basically figured out that he was still in love with his ex-gf who had just dumped him and he was trying to get her to role play and pretend that she was the ex. She got super freaked out, ran away from his apartment, and deleted her account lol.


When a guy is that hooked with a girl, my god... Poor guy.
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So we are officially in a bit of a silly season, and in general I stay away from the completely crazy rumors that persist on the internet, or in the case of the Leafs having interest in Nabokov or Turco I will occasionally debunk them...however, I have been getting inundated with emails, PMs, and questions on twitter regarding a few rumors that are out there...so here goes.. I will address the rumors and follow with what I have or haven't heard...If you all like this format, maybe Wacky Wednesdays could be a regular feature. I wouldn't do it more than once a week, because I am too busy talking to actual sources and attempting to provide you all with as much unique information as possible.


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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:47 PM

What was the message like?

Basically wanted a hook up and pictures were involved.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 06:52 PM

Would you guys find it weird to see someone you know's profile on POF?

I mean, I made a profile just to check it out and I don't have a pic up yet, but I saw my friend's profile in my search results. She doesn't know I have one but I know she has one.

No.
Always have messaged for fun.
Most people are shy about being on POF, like there's some negative stigma attached to meeting people online... I mean aside from the death threats. But it's not like that's normal... haha.
If I saw a friend, I'd tease her. I have no problem with openly telling people I don't know if the conversation somehow calls for that discussion.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 07:21 PM

One thing I don't understand is why you would invite someone to your place right away.

I would choose to meet somewhere else, see if they're crazy and if they're not then I would invite them.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 07:28 PM

One thing I don't understand is why you would invite someone to your place right away.

I would choose to meet somewhere else, see if they're crazy and if they're not then I would invite them.


Hey, if he's not going to pick up on warning flags from her forest civilization description... :P
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You do realize that everything you're posting here on the board about this could be used as evidence if she decides to press charges (however unwarranted they may be)?


You must be a hoot at parties, dear madam.


Hmmm, quite.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:08 AM

The worst thing I've ever ran into are photo's that are a few years old or the embellishment of their jobs.

If you've put on 75 pounds since the last photo it's time to update, and being a line cook at Boston Pizza does not make you a Chef.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:23 AM

I moved to the lower mainland from a very small town back in 2006, so I thought I'd give the online scene a shot for the hell of it to see what happened and came across PoF. (Hilarious how that line is basically the way I opened my profile description, HA!).

For the most part, people on their are just there for curiosity and not that seroius. It's not just about hookups, there's people looking for that, but there's people just looking to haing out (like I was) and date too. I met a girl who I dated for a few months... but didn't work out. 4 years later we're still best friends and she's happily engaged.

I'd say AT LEAST 1/4 relationships for people under the age of 25 start online... there's lots of people that lie about it (we pretended we met at school to hide the fact we met online). I still hide the fact that I'm there but if you give it a shot onlien scene can acutally be BETTER because you can message, then progress to texting, then progress to meeting up... it's like "pre-screening" before you meet someone rather than meeting right away in person and running into bad situations... something the original poster didn't do!

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