Bossy Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 The New Jersey Devils will defeat the Flyers, the Rangers and finally the Kings with Brodeur outplaying Quick in a tight checking 7 game series. An emotional Brodeur will raise the cup after an OT winner by Elias for the last time, the fans in New Jersey will give him an ovation like no other because they know that this will be his last game. In the post game press conference Brodeur will announce his retirement. After cementing himself as the greatest of all time, the 40 year old will retire at the top, the only way he would want to end his career. Lamoriello will have the task of repleacing a hall of famer. His team still wants to win, they aren't done making runs yet and he needs a goalie that can play now. He does what he always does and makes a big move. He trades Parise's rights for Luongo, replacing Brodeur with the same man that replaced him at the Olympics. Parise re-signs in Vancouver and is put on a line with Kesler, the Canucks are no longer a one line team... Parise and Kesler light up the league, scoring on a pace similar the to Sedins. We finish 2nd in the West and dispatch of San Jose in the first round with ease... Chicago falls in the 2nd and the President Trophy winning Kings lose in the WCF in a rare 1-2 match up... Who do we meet in the finals? The Vezina winning Luongo and the New Jersey Devils... Then I woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avicii Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 And that my friends, is why you don't do drugs before sleeping. Ecstasy is one hell of a drug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles360 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 First off: It would take a hell of a lot more than Parise's negotiating rights for Luongo (i realize it's a joke but still...) Secondly, if Parise and Kesler lit it up on a Sedin-esque scale the Canucks would probably win a third straight presidents trophy, not second in the west Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossy Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 First off: It would take a hell of a lot more than Parise's negotiating rights for Luongo (i realize it's a joke but still...) Secondly, if Parise and Kesler lit it up on a Sedin-esque scale the Canucks would probably win a third straight presidents trophy, not second in the west Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kacholu Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 And that my friends, is why you don't do drugs before sleeping. Ecstasy is one hell of a drug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles360 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Actually the least believable part of that is probably Luongo netting Parise's rights... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BuckFoston Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Ok there, Morpheus. Is that what the Oracle told you? Remember, she only tells you what you think you need to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wattevr Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I still think for some reason that Darryl sutters castoff flyer superstars will convince brown and quick that they must beat the flyers in the final. Broduers swan song may get in the way though .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rounoush Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 May I borrow your time machine for a bit? I have so many things that I want to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uber_pwnzor Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I dreamed that wolves were attacking me and my family... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyHobo73 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 The New Jersey Devils will defeat the Flyers, the Rangers and finally the Kings with Brodeur outplaying Quick in a tight checking 7 game series. An emotional Brodeur will raise the cup after an OT winner by Elias for the last time, the fans in New Jersey will give him an ovation like no other because they know that this will be his last game. In the post game press conference Brodeur will announce his retirement. After cementing himself as the greatest of all time, the 40 year old will retire at the top, the only way he would want to end his career. Lamoriello will have the task of repleacing a hall of famer. His team still wants to win, they aren't done making runs yet and he needs a goalie that can play now. He does what he always does and makes a big move. He trades Parise's rights for Luongo, replacing Brodeur with the same man that replaced him at the Olympics. Parise re-signs in Vancouver and is put on a line with Kesler, the Canucks are no longer a one line team... Parise and Kesler light up the league, scoring on a pace similar the to Sedins. We finish 2nd in the West and dispatch of San Jose in the first round with ease... Chicago falls in the 2nd and the President Trophy winning Kings lose in the WCF in a rare 1-2 match up... Who do we meet in the finals? The Vezina winning Luongo and the New Jersey Devils... Then I woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
! Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 And that my friends, is why you don't do drugs before sleeping. Ecstasy is one hell of a drug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mau5trap Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukhKular Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Too bad you didn't dream about boobies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumquats Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Right, because every team wants to trade their captain for anybody on our roster. Parise, Weber, Nash, Doan, anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Hey can you PM me the next lotto numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheels22 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I usually dream about being a spy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the boards Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I'd rather dream about a deep playoff run from the Canucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chayne Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Line Juggler Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I was up in a tree and this guy with a chainsaw wanted to chop my head off with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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