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#31 Satan's Evil Twin

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 11:02 PM

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Grab Your Boomstick: The Zombie Apocalypse May Actually Be Upon Us

By now we've all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man's face.

We joked around about it being the canary in the mine shaft of an impending zombie apocalypse. But as Tumblr blogger "I Hope Rick Santorum" helpfully points out in an appropriately viral post, this latest incident is not so much a warning shot as it is another in a disconcertingly intensifying stream of zombie-invoking headlines — all from the past two weeks, and all from the Sunshine State.

It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a "mysterious rash" at McArthur High School in Hollywood that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown.

Flashfoward two days: HazMat crews were called in to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport to determine the source of an "unknown chemical" that sent five people to the hospital. Theories abound, but an exact cause was not confirmed.

On 5/20, the first real sign of trouble: 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird, was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol near Orlando and charged with felony battery charges for spitting blood in a patrolman's face. He was also "extremely agitated and enraged," and repeatedly banged his head on the patrol car's plexiglass partition "until he bled."

A few days later, another mystery rash was reported at yet another Broward County school. A HazMat team was once again called in to investigate, and once again left without any concrete answers.

The following day, a "disoriented" Canadian man was arrested aboard an American Airlines plane after he inexpicably attempted to rush the cockpit. The plane had just landed in Miami.

On Saturday, an unidentified homeless man had some 80% of his face bitten off by 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.

And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter."

And in Hackensack, New Jersey, today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he reportedly cut out his own intestines and threw them at police officers.

Forget Facebook Stock: Invest in a good bunker.


Zombie apocalypse coming soon

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburba...-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamihera...ol-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.c...miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arresthttp://abcnews.go.co...ory?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

Good thing I watched The Walking Dead.

Edited by Scorpio Ego, 30 May 2012 - 11:03 PM.

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Father (Peace be upon You) Satan (Peace be upon You), I call to you (Peace be upon You) from the deepest parts of my heart, I praise your (Peace be upon You) name with every breath of my body, I worship you (Peace be upon You) with every fiber of my being. You (Peace be upon You) shown me what true strength is. You (Peace be upon You) have shown me what true love is. Out of the darkness you (Peace be upon You) came to show me the true light.

My master (Peace be upon You), my father (Peace be upon You) and my friend (Peace be upon You) what a great gift that is.

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:23 AM

you're freaking me out! NOBODY IS ALLOWED IN LILLOOET!!!

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 11:26 AM

Is it me or does it seem like the weirdest crap happens in Florida?

Edited by Squirrels.Gone.Wild, 31 May 2012 - 11:27 AM.

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 11:32 AM

obviously possessed by demons
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:57 PM

Eating man.
Growls at police.
Shot; continues to eat man.

According to my research... He's a zombie.
I'm saying Aladeen a lot because http://forum.canucks...dpost__10922428

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 02:16 PM

It's pretty weird... i don't really recall hearing of events like this before, but here's 3 similar events in a very short span in the same area...
man eating others face, behaving bestial
man spitting blood at officer, then smashing his face repeatedly till bleeding
man stabbing himself all over and then ripping parts of his flesh and intestines and throwing them

It's certainly not out of the realm of possibility that some disease/virus could be a cause. Considering that various other species are known to have diseases or parasites effect them and create completely deviant behavior - with our level of genetic research, it's certainly possible for some lab to create something that effects humans...

not saying that is the case, just saying, I'm surprised there hasn't been any genetic attacks (especially against the USA) yet...

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 05:44 PM

Is it me or does it seem like the weirdest crap happens in Florida?

It's just you. It's usually Japan that the weird stuff comes from.

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 07:18 PM

Anyone see the pics of the victim in this? Soooooooooooo gross. I'm obviously not going to post it, but it's out there. (please do not post it on this site).

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:27 PM

This should be used as a PSA for bath salts.

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:40 PM

Anyone see the pics of the victim in this? Soooooooooooo gross. I'm obviously not going to post it, but it's out there. (please do not post it on this site).

Wish I didn't see the pic. :sick:
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 04:52 PM

Poppo remains in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Despite initial news reports, officials believe that Poppo may survive but will require extensive facial reconstruction. As Vega told news, Poppo “had his face eaten down to his goatee [by Eugene]. The forehead was just bone. No nose, no mouth [remains].”


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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:55 PM

I couldn't really tell it was a face until I saw that eye :sick:

In my eyes drouin is overrated he can score in the qmjhl but did nothing in last two gold medal games that canada lost. Fox will be better pro than him talk to me in five yrs

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