Ghostsof1915 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Blam..blam...blam. Officer why did you shoot that naked man? He was going for my face. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brahma Bull Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 definitely on PCP. what is it with PCP that turns people into nudist cannibals? there are countless cases of people doing that filth and going into the streets naked with near super human strength, and many cases of them killing people and literally eating them dunno why anyone would take that drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaDeuce Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 ya'll biscuit heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuckin_futz Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 any news on the reason why he was naked in the 1st place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoGuitar Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Zombies man, Zombies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Integra Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 face-palm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 any news on the reason why he was naked in the 1st place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buggernut Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 You guys are just too facetious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Miami Face-Eating Attack Lasted 18 Agonizing Minutes http://abcn.ws/KKnHEu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Evil Twin Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 CANNIBALS Grab Your Boomstick: The Zombie Apocalypse May Actually Be Upon Us By now we've all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man's face. We joked around about it being the canary in the mine shaft of an impending zombie apocalypse. But as Tumblr blogger "I Hope Rick Santorum" helpfully points out in an appropriately viral post, this latest incident is not so much a warning shot as it is another in a disconcertingly intensifying stream of zombie-invoking headlines — all from the past two weeks, and all from the Sunshine State. It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a "mysterious rash" at McArthur High School in Hollywood that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown. Flashfoward two days: HazMat crews were called in to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport to determine the source of an "unknown chemical" that sent five people to the hospital. Theories abound, but an exact cause was not confirmed. On 5/20, the first real sign of trouble: 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird, was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol near Orlando and charged with felony battery charges for spitting blood in a patrolman's face. He was also "extremely agitated and enraged," and repeatedly banged his head on the patrol car's plexiglass partition "until he bled." A few days later, another mystery rash was reported at yet another Broward County school. A HazMat team was once again called in to investigate, and once again left without any concrete answers. The following day, a "disoriented" Canadian man was arrested aboard an American Airlines plane after he inexpicably attempted to rush the cockpit. The plane had just landed in Miami. On Saturday, an unidentified homeless man had some 80% of his face bitten off by 31-year-old Rudy Eugene. And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter." And in Hackensack, New Jersey, today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he reportedly cut out his own intestines and threw them at police officers. Forget Facebook Stock: Invest in a good bunker. http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boomstick-the-zombie-apocalypse-may-actually-be-upon-us Zombie apocalypse coming soon 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingto..._n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/...in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburba...-in-Westchester 5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/...110/detail.html 5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandie...-153100125.html 5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamihera...ol-reports.html 5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/...110/detail.html 5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.c...miami-arrested/ 5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police http://www.huffingto..._n_1548359.html 5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arresthttp://abcnews.go.co...ory?id=16436402 All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida. http://ihopericksant...pse-coming-soon Good thing I watched The Walking Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillooet_Hillbilly Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 you're freaking me out! NOBODY IS ALLOWED IN LILLOOET!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrels.Gone.Wild Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Is it me or does it seem like the weirdest crap happens in Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnycanuck46 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 obviously possessed by demons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukhKular Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Eating man. Growls at police. Shot; continues to eat man. According to my research... He's a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester@wraiths.ca Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 It's pretty weird... i don't really recall hearing of events like this before, but here's 3 similar events in a very short span in the same area... man eating others face, behaving bestial man spitting blood at officer, then smashing his face repeatedly till bleeding man stabbing himself all over and then ripping parts of his flesh and intestines and throwing them It's certainly not out of the realm of possibility that some disease/virus could be a cause. Considering that various other species are known to have diseases or parasites effect them and create completely deviant behavior - with our level of genetic research, it's certainly possible for some lab to create something that effects humans... not saying that is the case, just saying, I'm surprised there hasn't been any genetic attacks (especially against the USA) yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No5Butcher Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Is it me or does it seem like the weirdest crap happens in Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brahma Bull Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Anyone see the pics of the victim in this? Soooooooooooo gross. I'm obviously not going to post it, but it's out there. (please do not post it on this site). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrels.Gone.Wild Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 This should be used as a PSA for bath salts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpcurtly Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Anyone see the pics of the victim in this? Soooooooooooo gross. I'm obviously not going to post it, but it's out there. (please do not post it on this site). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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