Satan's Evil Twin Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Apocalypse now: ‘Jersey Shore’ cast to go Tirdad Derakhshani, Inquirer Sideshow Columnist Email Tirdad Derakhshani In a revelation that has shocked us to the very Ground of Being, MTV has decided that the original cast of its post-bac humanities distance college course, Jersey Shore, will be ousted after the reality series’ sixth season next year. That means, for those readers with Jersey Shore-sized IQs, that if the show comes back for a seventh season, it will not feature Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino or even Jenni “JWoww” Farley, the three human beings who have made our lives worth living. Yes, I’m afraid it’s Situation Critical in Seaside Heights! In Touch Weekly says the dread news was first conveyed to the cast and crew last week when they showed up at the shore to begin shooting what will be their final season. (The season will have the pregnant Snooki living in a separate home of her own.) “An executive producer announced that this season will be the last,” Anonymous “insider” tells In Touch. “She stressed to the cast that fans will remember them for this season, not the first, so they should bring their A game.” The source says the cast did not let on they were sad. ““They decided to make the most of their final days at the Shore,” said the source. We know better. We know the show’s supporting players Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio and his pals Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Deena “No Nickname” Cortese and Vinny Guadagnino are shattered. We know they weep within. Yet it’s a testament to their fortitude, their spirit, their esprit de corps that they don’t let on just how hurt they are. And what of Jersey Shore’s top stars, that most honorable triumvirate of pre-Mensa heroes, that trinity of sex, booze and bad grammar? We think they’ll move on to bigger and better things. The Situation for president! We say. Read more: http://www.philly.co...l#ixzz1x5Ic74Ll I don't even have a TV at home and this is the best news I've heard all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Korea Bob.Loblaw Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 If they're really as popular in the US as the media claim they are, they might hold up for a couple more years. I don't understand what the producers are doing, though. They're killing a cash cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g_bassi13 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Oh noes! You mean they will no longer get paid or continue to be famous for their ability to act like a bunch of douchebags? </3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigs Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Thank God. One can only stand so much Ronnie/Sam drama + Mike causing trouble for no reason. I'm ashamed to say that I even watched this show....but I did, and after two seasons I was already sick of these people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pimpcurtly Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 People with "Jersey Shore-sized IQ" can read?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armada Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 This is the most disappointing news of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 People with "Jersey Shore-sized IQ" can read?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpcurtly Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 If they couldn't who would have bought this? Although I'm sure there is some fun colourful pictures inside just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 did anyone buy that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayStation Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 They always say this is the last season and end up coming back so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Situation Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I am surprised it made it to season 6 with the current cast. They were increasing their demands for money per episode with each season. I am looking forward to a new cast if they can find guidos with as colorful personalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Evil Twin Posted June 7, 2012 Author Share Posted June 7, 2012 Apparently enough did to make her write this: Oh god I just realized it says she was a "New York Times Bestselling Author"... Looks like we have an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Situation Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Thank God. One can only stand so much Ronnie/Sam drama + Mike causing trouble for no reason. I'm ashamed to say that I even watched this show....but I did, and after two seasons I was already sick of these people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I am surprised it made it to season 6 with the current cast. They were increasing their demands for money per episode with each season. I am looking forward to a new cast if they can find guidos with as colorful personalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpcurtly Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Apparently enough did to make her write this: Oh god I just realized it says she was a "New York Times Bestselling Author"... Looks like we have an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan's Evil Twin Posted June 7, 2012 Author Share Posted June 7, 2012 I don't know what's more appropriate, or or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapefruits Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 did anyone buy that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoKnows53 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 "STAP IT RAHN! - Famous quotes in Jersey Shore History. Reference: Seasons 1-4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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