Crom! Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 (Ladies?) and gentlemen, please allow me to borrow a minute of your time please. It isn't every day that someone like myself comes along in a league like this as an agent, it also isn't every day that you all get to witness the evolution of a future legend. I may just be the greatest agent of all time. Sure there have been other good agents. Crom is fantastic, and I'm proud to have an agency with him, but I am still at the pinnacle of my career. SOB and Batman dropped out of the league out of sheer fear that I would take over, and they would have no work. Which I would have. They made the right choice. Let's face it, who else is their to contend? Murray? Sure he's a nice kid, but look. Over 9 million for Huberdeau? This is how you plan to make money? You expect a limited group of general managers to pay that much? Please tell me that was merely a statement signing, and not a financial investment. No, there can't be more than one Mash. Some are born great, and others have greatness thrust upon them. I am the former, but the only thrusting the rest of you will be having happen is Ryan Murray bending you over again and again if you sign any of his players. In the terms of CHL agents, I am Mash, I am greatness. Make the right choice, choose Mash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Im sorry. No hard feelings to you or to Canucklax. I appreciate the hire but I have lost all interest in this league. In a month, NHL 13 will be out so I honestly don't see the popularity increasing in this league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niloc009 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Mash is on a power trip guys. And its amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Mash is on a power trip guys. And its amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigs Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Look out guys the Mashroller is coming! All will fear him, but none will survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigs Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 And actually, the funny the funny part about all this is that I have a contract with Murray, but the only player I've signed has been from Mash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedishdomination Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Imma creep up on you Mash and dethrone you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 And actually, the funny the funny part about all this is that I have a contract with Murray, but the only player I've signed has been from Mash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigs Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Murray getting slammed hard. That's what he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crom! Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Just realized that Henrik Sedin was the GM who gave Murray the 4yr x $7,000,000 affiliation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Just realized that Henrik Sedin was the GM who gave Murray the 4yr x $7,000,000 affiliation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crom! Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 What's funny about that contract is that Henrik Sedin tried to give him like 15mil for 10 years. Maybe we should investigate whether Murray had him join the league so they could make the deal and then have Henrik Sedin quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted August 6, 2012 Author Share Posted August 6, 2012 To be fair with teams getting agent money back, agents must also drop 75% of whatever they have gotten from teams whose gm's have quit, if you don't have enough it will come out of your next sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Murray Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 It's not like I don't offer my affiliates players. They just choose not to sign them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Murray Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 What's funny about that contract is that Henrik Sedin tried to give him like 15mil for 10 years. Maybe we should investigate whether Murray had him join the league so they could make the deal and then have Henrik Sedin quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigs Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 The real question is: What on earth are you doing up at 5:45 on a stat holiday?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmen81 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 The real question is: What on earth are you doing up at 5:45 on a stat holiday?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbox Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 What's funny about that contract is that Henrik Sedin tried to give him like 15mil for 10 years. Maybe we should investigate whether Murray had him join the league so they could make the deal and then have Henrik Sedin quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmen81 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 November 4th, 2011 (6-2-3) Calgary @ Buffalo(9-2-0) (2-5-3) Washington @ Carolina (4-6-2) (5-7-0) Chicago @ Tampa Bay (5-6-1) (4-5-3) Colorado @ Dallas (9-2-0) (6-5-0) Montreal @ Ottawa (7-5-1) (9-4-0) Vancouver @ St.Louis(4-4-3) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbox Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Just realized that Henrik Sedin was the GM who gave Murray the 4yr x $7,000,000 affiliation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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