General Manager and Interim Chief Social Sciences Councilor of the Rangers, Primal Optimist released a short media advisory today allowing for plenty of time after tomorrow's Season Opening road game against the defending Cup Champs, the Los Angeles Kings, but denying any media time will be made at all prior to the game. This being the season opener, players were expected to be available as early as 7am in Los Angeles, where the Rangers will kick off a month long road trip while Madison Square Garden gets the finishing touches on its make over.
PO, while laughing a little explained, The SSC's, as we will be calling the dataminers we are bringing in will be working on best practice models for everything from sleep times, to when its best to ingest fuel on game days, and how often players should call their mom's and kiss their wives. No joke, wives have been told to be on standbye to fly into the road trip anytime after next tuesday. That is the day our team gets on active duty here. They couldn't come earlier as they were under contract for Prince Harry of the UK until Sunday night.
Edited by Primal Optimist, 01 October 2012 - 09:18 PM.