Salter

Cheesy Joke Thread

Rate this topic

605 posts in this topic

The title pretty much says it all! I just want to hear everyones stupid/funny cheesy jokes! Doesn't need to be canucks related but if you feel like it, go right ahead!

Some funny jokes!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, but I have no idea how they'd get in the lightbulb.

What kind of Computer sings?

A Dell. :bigblush:

What did Tigger find in the toilet?

Pooh!

I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To beat the s#!t out of Marchand.

Edited by Salter
0

Share this post


Link to post

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

0

Share this post


Link to post

What did the horse in denial say?

Neigh.

0

Share this post


Link to post

What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo!

that totally isn't old at all

0

Share this post


Link to post

What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

Moatzarella.

0

Share this post


Link to post

My dad has this really bad one that he always tells.

"How do you separate men from boys in Greece...? With a crowbar!"

And you just stand there thinking, oh my god, father... did you really just say this.

0

Share this post


Link to post

What did Tigger find in the toilet?

Pooh!

0

Share this post


Link to post

What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo!

that totally isn't old at all

Unfortunatly, Boston and Chicago are interchangable.

0

Share this post


Link to post

Why does cheese look sane?

Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.

0

Share this post


Link to post

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

:lol: Thats great.

0

Share this post


Link to post

I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

4

Share this post


Link to post

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

1

Share this post


Link to post

There's three dudes standing in an elevator. One of them says

"Hey guys, my name is Chad, nice to meet you!"

And the second guy says

"Woah, my name is Chad too, nice to meet you as well."

And the third guy says

"YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! BOTH OF YOUR NAMES ARE CHAD!"

1

Share this post


Link to post

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

35l0p5.jpg

4

Share this post


Link to post

Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you

0

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.