Caboose Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 What's a similarity between me and a neutrino? We're both constantly penetrating your mom. Link to comment
Argon Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. orly? Link to comment
Baercheese Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 What's green, has four legs, and eats a lot of balls? A pool table 1 Link to comment
Kumquats Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 No brow cheese: Wanna hear a joke? I fart, you choke. Want another? I fart, you smother. Link to comment
Vapourstreak Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Q: Why don't you ever see mathematicians at the beach? A: Cause they already have sin and cos for a tan. Link to comment
avelanch Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I bet being a doctor is nothing but disappointment. And dat-appointment. Also: related: doctor to a patient: "You have an inoperable brain tumor. We would have found it earlier but you kept eating an apple a day and keeping us away." Link to comment
nucklehead Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Q: Why don't you ever see mathematicians at the beach? A: Cause they already have sin and cos for a tan. \What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?He worked it out with a pencil.......bahahahahahaha Link to comment
GodzillaDeuce Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 (edited) there are 10 types of people.............. those that can read binary and those that can't Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. Does anyone know any jokes about Stats? Probably Edited July 11, 2012 by GodzillaDeuce 2 Link to comment
Slender Man Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 yo momma so fat she has to wear large clothes 1 Link to comment
UMB Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 there are 10 types of people.............. those that can read binary and those that can't I get it Link to comment
Vapourstreak Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 \What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?He worked it out with a pencil.......bahahahahahaha Ew. Link to comment
Squirrels.Gone.Wild Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) A guy walks into a bar... "Ouch!" he says. Edited July 12, 2012 by Squirrels.Gone.Wild Link to comment
-canuckslife- Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 there are 10 types of people.............. those that can read binary and those that can't took me awhile Link to comment
avelanch Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted... peanut. a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face" Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face" 1 Link to comment
Teen Icarus Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 *insert any comment about Aaron Rome during his first few games last season* Link to comment
Super19 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 You can tune a piano, BUT YOU CAN'T TUNE A FISH!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Teen Icarus Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Do constipated people give a crap? Link to comment
LeanBeef Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 My lonely cousin: I finally found friends!!! Me: Wow that's great, good for you! My Lonely Cousin: Yeah I know, I got season two at best buy for 20 bucks! What a steal right? Me: K 1 Link to comment
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