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What's a similarity between me and a neutrino?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom.

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I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

orly?

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I bet being a doctor is nothing but disappointment.

And dat-appointment.

Also: related:

doctor to a patient: "You have an inoperable brain tumor. We would have found it earlier but you kept eating an apple a day and keeping us away."

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Q: Why don't you ever see mathematicians at the beach?

A: Cause they already have sin and cos for a tan.

:P

\What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?He worked it out with a pencil.......bahahahahahaha

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there are 10 types of people.............. those that can read binary and those that can't

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

Does anyone know any jokes about Stats? Probably

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there are 10 types of people.............. those that can read binary and those that can't

::D I get it

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted... peanut.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face"

Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face"

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My lonely cousin: I finally found friends!!!

Me: Wow that's great, good for you!

My Lonely Cousin: Yeah I know, I got season two at best buy for 20 bucks! What a steal right?

Me: K

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