marinated.pea Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Oxygen and Potassium went out on a date once. It was OK. 2 Link to comment
TrudeauVoter Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop! Link to comment
Steve23 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? - Fo 'drizzle 1 Link to comment
CCF4E Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Did anyone post the joke about the pizza yet? Nevermind it's too cheesy 2 Link to comment
NikiShiz Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Knock Knock? Whose there? Little old Lady Little old lady who? ....I didn't know you could yodel... Thats the most cheesy + appropriate joke I have lol 1 Link to comment
TimberWolf Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The Wheelchair.... And this, for the chemestry people: Edited July 8, 2012 by TimberWolf 1 Link to comment
dajusta Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What does a gay cow eat? "Heeeeeeeeeeeey!" 2 Link to comment
Flying Man Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Two atoms were sitting at a bar Atom 1: "Oh my, I think I lost an electron!" Atom 2: "Are you sure?" Atom 1: "I'm positive" 4 Link to comment
Don't.Mess.With.Kes<3 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 How do you get a bunch of pikachu's onto a bus? ...you pok-em-on (poke them on for those of you that don't get it) hahaha 2 Link to comment
Teen Icarus Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last. After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!" "A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe, watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering an empty building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person. “They have reproduced,” said the biologist. “Oh no, an error in measurement,” the physicist sighed. “If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again,” the mathematician concluded What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a tiger cage? Claude What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a piece of paper? Mark What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being cooked by cannibals? Stu Edited July 8, 2012 by Teen Icarus 1 Link to comment
Drybone Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks..............".so , why the long face"............... How do you piss your wife off when making love? ..................Phone her. Blond walks down the beach with boyfriend. Boyfriend says ......"look , dead pelican " ................Blond looks up and goes" Where"? Doctor sees a patient tell him he has six months to live. Turns out the patient couldn't pay the bill, doctor give him 6 more months. Link to comment
Gran Turismo Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) Knock knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Madame foot is stuck under your door. Edited July 8, 2012 by Gran Turismo 2 Link to comment
nucklehead Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Funny pictures thread? Since we're into chemistry jokes, Proton walks into a bar, and finds Neutron sobbing over a drink. "Don't be so negative, you two have chemistry!" "How do you know?" "Because I'm positive!" ... Right, that's why I'm at home and not out with friends... Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Rene are you going to have a drink today?" He thinks for a moment before replying, "No, I don't think that I am". *POOF* He vanishes into thin air. 1 Link to comment
marinated.pea Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I'm just gonna sit here and give out pluses. A lot of these are giving me a good chuckle Link to comment
UMB Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The Wheelchair.... And this, for the chemestry people: Copy cat.. Link to comment
vancanfan Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What has 4 legs and eats ants? 2 uncles 1 Link to comment
Popular Post Jägermeister Posted July 8, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve strings here". The string, without saying a word, walks outside where he proceeds to tie himself into knots and mess up his ends. When he walks back in and asks for a beer the bartender says, "Aren't you the string that was just in here?" "No", he answered, "I'm a frayed knot." Edited July 8, 2012 by Jagermeister 6 Link to comment
CaNuCkSLoUiE23 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 What did one guy say to the other? "Hi." Link to comment
CaNuCkSLoUiE23 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Knock knock Whose there? I'm a pile-up I'm a pile-up who? 3 Link to comment
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