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Breaking News- Gillis Finally Reels In His Big Fish


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#61 Schmanky

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:40 PM

I heard that MG was reelin' to sign this guy to the tuna-v $1,000,000. Our GM will go anywhere to sign a player. Probably only took a hour or so to land him.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:49 PM

This has been one of the better threads on CDC this summer....hope the summer gets more interesting!
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:59 PM

That's massive. Nice to see him enjoying his summer. I feel bad for GMs. They barely get any time off.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:09 AM

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maybe Gillis thought that was a CoHo lol
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:37 AM

package him for Weber


Lol. Genius +1
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:42 AM

Rumors are that he offered the fish a one year two-way $750,000/150,000 contract and the fish refused so he strung him up and ate him because he didn't want it to sign with the Oilers.

Rumor has it, he planned to do that to Justin Schultz as well, but he fled to Edmonton before GMMG could catch him...

- Sources: Samjam99 & Hockeyyinsider
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:44 AM

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"Mike's a little tea pot, short and stout. There is his handle, there is his spout."
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 01:31 AM

Probably flops less than kiprusoff
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 01:38 AM

Some really epic posts in this thread.

But my word that fish is massive. Well done, MG.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 01:55 AM

Looks like Gillis has bigger fish to fry than getting some new players on the team.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 02:01 AM

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Come on guys, scale back on the fish puns. You're all just krilling it at this point.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 02:51 AM

Gillis got him off wavers on the west coast in a large scale aquaisition
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 03:48 AM

I have no idea why anyone thinks these threads are so amazing.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 06:55 AM

Sadly, this has been one of the best threads all summer. It must be all the mutual frivolity :frantic: - and uncharacteristic lack of constantly flaming each other. Let's keep it going.

Edited by Burrdin, 16 July 2012 - 06:57 AM.

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 06:56 AM

Still doesn't flop as much as Mitt Romney. :bigblush:
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 07:46 AM

This picture makes me want to break into a rousing rendition of "I'm A Little Teapot"...
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 08:34 AM

ZOMG!!! M.G. IS A FREAKIN MURDERER!! CALL PETA...FIRE HIS A$$... BLAH BLAH BLAH.


Nice fish M.G.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:05 AM

I don't see any grit though...... <_<
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:13 AM

There WILL be cans of tuna thrown on the ice next season.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:14 AM

fish or cut bait.

Edited by Primal Optimist, 16 July 2012 - 09:15 AM.

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:24 AM

I don't see any grit though...... <_<

sure he's clean, but he's smooth and fast. I see him as a part of our albacore for years to come.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:26 AM

Come on guys, scale back on the fish puns. You're all just krilling it at this point.


Easy, Chum. Everyone's just having a little fun, no need to flounder. I'm sure the OP didn't mean to open up a can of worms. Hopefully Mike didn't get sick on the trip, would hate to see him green around the gills.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:28 AM

now off to fine tune a hockey team!!
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:30 AM

Come on guys, scale back on the fish puns. You're all just krilling it at this point.



scale back :lol:

I see what you did there...
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:39 AM

I wouldn't get excited for a 4th line checker like that. All speed and size with no hands.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:48 AM

what a waste of a 2nd round round fishing rod.. he was passed on in last years derby and his numbers are clearly inflated by swimming in a talented sea.. this guy is going to be a career Mcfilet-o-fish with possible call ups to Joeys Only.

i have no problem taking him as a sleeper in the 5th round but we shoulda reeled in a damon severfish with a pick that early
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:50 AM

I hope he makes use of the great oppor-tuna-ty he will get in Vancouver.


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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:56 AM

Easy, Chum. Everyone's just having a little fun, no need to flounder. I'm sure the OP didn't mean to open up a can of worms. Hopefully Mike didn't get sick on the trip, would hate to see him green around the gills.


Awww I sea what you did there.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:57 AM

that's massive :o


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Posted 16 July 2012 - 09:59 AM

It's almost bigger than he is!

Edited by DRCN SLYR, 16 July 2012 - 10:29 AM.

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