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#1951 Niloc009

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:21 PM

:(

For all I know you may have already hung our with my GF. You said you got a 16 yr. old chick drunk once and I seem to recall a 16 yr. old hitting on you. Back off man.


Cmon man get your facts straight.

A 15 year old drunk girl kissed me (was NOT my choice)
A 18 year old girl hit on me a while back, and we recently made out at a party.

Gosh Galch.

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#1952 Gally

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:22 PM

Cmon man get your facts straight.

A 15 year old drunk girl kissed me
A 18 year old girl hit on me a while back, and we recently made out at a party.

Gosh Galch.

My GF is cheating on me :(

Galch is the ugliest nickname ever lol

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#1953 Niloc009

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:23 PM

My GF is cheating on me :(


Yep. I'm intercoursing Galch's girlfriend as we speak.

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#1954 Crom!

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:23 PM

Reminds me of belch.

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#1955 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:24 PM

Gally, I'll beat the guy your girlfriend is cheating on you with in exchange for your sister. It's a good deal.

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#1956 Dion Phaneuf

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:24 PM

Raunchy.

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#1957 Kazmanian Devil

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:24 PM

This thread is just grand tonight.

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#1958 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:26 PM

Yep. I'm intercoursing Galch's girlfriend as we speak.


16 = legal
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#1959 Gally

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:26 PM

Gally, I'll beat the guy your girlfriend is cheating on you with in exchange for your sister. It's a good deal.

Sounds like a bargain, keep pumping iron mash

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#1960 Gally

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:29 PM

Yep. I'm intercoursing Galch's girlfriend as we speak.

Nothing like all 3 at once

Sex CDC 16

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#1961 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:30 PM

This thread summed up in one photo:

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#1962 Kazmanian Devil

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:30 PM

Me and my brother Morris did smack.

My veins feel so alive.

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#1963 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:31 PM

Me and my brother Morris did smack.

My veins feel so alive.


Derek Morris has been suspended indefinitely from Phoenix for substance abuse.

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#1964 Caboose

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:32 PM

Derek Morris has been suspended indefinitely from Phoenix for substance abuse.


How are you going to reach the cap floor now?

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#1965 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:33 PM

How are you going to reach the cap floor now?


I'm going to offer John Scott 7.6 million for 1 year.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:35 PM

I'm going to offer John Scott 7.6 million for 1 year.


I will 1 up that offer.

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#1967 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:36 PM

I will 1 up that offer.


Yeah, well... I have Crombeen, technically you gave me a BJ for Hanzal.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:36 PM

I'll offer him 10 yrs. 110 million. John Scott=Shea Weber

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#1969 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:38 PM

I'll offer him 10 yrs. 110 million. John Scott=Shea Weber


I'll trade you back the rights for your sister and Bryan Little for John Scott.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:39 PM

I'll trade you back the rights for your sister and Bryan Little for John Scott.

Conditional sister if Little hits 45 points

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#1971 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:40 PM

Conditional sister if Little hits 45 points


Conditional Sister sounds like a band name to be honest.

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#1972 Kazmanian Devil

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:41 PM

Conditional Sister sounds like a band name to be honest.


It's my band. We're the opening act for One Direction.

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#1973 BananaMash

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:43 PM

It's my band. We're the opening act for One Direction.


I think your lead single should be "Sister Sister, I'll Condition Your Hair". It'll be a hit in the southern states.

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#1974 swedishdomination

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:43 PM

It's my band. We're the opening act for One Direction.


You should be ashamed.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:44 PM

You should be ashamed.


He gets more sisters conditionally than you could even get in a life time.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:44 PM

What did I come back to?

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:45 PM

I can only imagine if VC reads the last few pages, his reaction will be like:

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#1978 Niloc009

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:45 PM

What did I come back to?


An average CDCSL night.

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#1979 Crom!

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:46 PM

So that's what VC looks like.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:47 PM

It's because UMBS gone

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