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#361 Shift-4

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:14 PM

Wasn't there suppose to be an alien landing during the opening ceremonies?

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Wasn't that her jumping out of the helicopter? ::D
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 03:23 PM

Wasn't that her jumping out of the helicopter? ::D


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Posted 12 August 2012 - 12:24 AM

I think they are rushing to London to do it themselves.


great... then they'll come back with stories of coffee being knocked out of peoples hands as being proof they were correct

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 02:02 PM

Soooooooooo....

If you like looking at statistics to determine who's better, you're just a casual fan.

2.41 season GAA isn't very impressive. Let's not get into playoffs and his SV%.

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 02:34 PM

great... then they'll come back with stories of coffee being knocked out of peoples hands as being proof they were correct


coffee... knocked out of people's hands... coffee is grown in brazil... where the 2016 games are... clearly this means the 2016 summer games will be cancelled.

zamboni_14...

1+4=5
5 = 2+3
2/3 = .666

OMG!

#366 Jägermeister

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 03:26 PM

Another theory nullified through the power of logic!

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#367 Mr. Ambien

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 03:36 PM

You guys missed it, only people with tin foil hats on could see the terrorist attack.

Rush will update us after finding some numbers or story to manipulate get the facts on.

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 04:11 PM

The local tinfoil hat wearers are indeed active on this site still, even tho they are not posting in this thread anymore. Come on out and take your medecine guys!

I wonder what it will be... will they own up to being wrong? Ignore this thread and come back after a rest period to doomsay something else? Keep on pushing the olympic theory, and go to their backup excuses?

If they choose to keep on going with I know what they are going to say as I have already scanned the tin foil hat websites and seen what their excuses are. I just couldn't wait for the local zealots to echo what their conspiracy-masters are telling them to think so I had to go look for myself.

Edited by butters, 12 August 2012 - 04:12 PM.


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Posted 12 August 2012 - 04:13 PM

when the olympic flame was being put out, the eagle on the A shaped frame reminded me of...

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KIM JONG UN'S FAVORITE HOCKEY TEAM ARE THE KELOWNA ROCKETS.

JOHN SHORTHOUSE'S VOICE REMINDS ME OF KERMIT THE FROG.


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Posted 12 August 2012 - 04:30 PM

My hope would be people come on here and say that hey maybe we need to rethink how we interpret information and be more careful with our sources...

Probability tells me that nobody who was screaming about the sky falling will make a peep...

My expectation is that Darth or Dank or any of the other will come on say "thank God nothing happened but watch out for the next time because it's for sure going to happen now but worse." (Paraphrased of course)


A good conspiracy theory is like a good movie...the other side of that though is that like most conspiracy theories most movies are crap.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 05:34 PM

My hope would be people come on here and say that hey maybe we need to rethink how we interpret information and be more careful with our sources...

Probability tells me that nobody who was screaming about the sky falling will make a peep...

My expectation is that Darth or Dank or any of the other will come on say "thank God nothing happened but watch out for the next time because it's for sure going to happen now but worse." (Paraphrased of course)


A good conspiracy theory is like a good movie...the other side of that though is that like most conspiracy theories most movies are crap.

the movie Conspiracy Theory was pretty good though.

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 05:52 PM

the movie Conspiracy Theory was pretty good though.


ya, but who knew at the time Mel GIbson was not acting

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 06:01 PM

the movie Conspiracy Theory was pretty good though.

One of a very very few good Mel Gibson movies.

ya, but who knew at the time Mel GIbson was not acting


You mean, there's really a conspiracy? And he can read women's thoughts?

Edited by zaibatsu, 12 August 2012 - 06:02 PM.


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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:18 PM

You mean, there's really a conspiracy? And he can read women's thoughts?


Lol, no just that he's actually a bit crazy and has some conspiracy leanings in real life (of the old school zionist conspriacy variety)

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:44 PM

Lol, no just that he's actually a bit crazy and has some conspiracy leanings in real life (of the old school zionist conspriacy variety)

But he knows what women want.. it's a conspiracy.

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:54 PM

coffee... knocked out of people's hands... coffee is grown in brazil... where the 2016 games are... clearly this means the 2016 summer games will be cancelled.

zamboni_14...

1+4=5
5 = 2+3
2/3 = .666

OMG!


aw crap... now I have to hunt you all down and... oh wait... we don't actually do that. Let me start over... now I have to leave a trail of clues in movies and TV shows giving you hints that I'm going to hunt you all down and... oh wait we don't actually do that either... wait... what the heck do we actually do?

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 09:29 PM

Damn, thought there was going to be a huge attack at the closing ceremonies, but nothing. I watched it a second time and still nothing. Gonna watch it again, but if nothing happens this time, I'm calling B.S. on the whole thing!

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 10:01 PM

Damn, thought there was going to be a huge attack at the closing ceremonies, but nothing. I watched it a second time and still nothing. Gonna watch it again, but if nothing happens this time, I'm calling B.S. on the whole thing!


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Posted 12 August 2012 - 11:58 PM

Iphone

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Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse.



 

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 06:51 AM

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 06:53 AM

My expectation is that Darth or Dank or any of the other will come on say "thank God nothing happened but watch out for the next time because it's for sure going to happen now but worse." (Paraphrased of course)

I was fully expecting posts from pucklovinicehockey as well but he's busy being on the conspiracy theorist down-low after changing his name to The Ratiocinator. (it took me a while to figure out why that guy was on my block list :lol:)

Now that the Olympics are over, allow Alex Jones some time to pore over the weeks of information to find some fragment of conspiracy to conjure for his conspiracy puppies to lap up.

Edited by zaibatsu, 13 August 2012 - 06:56 AM.


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Posted 13 August 2012 - 07:05 AM

They were just waiting for the Paralympics. That's where the real action is at.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 07:22 AM

Clearly their efforts were thwarted when Dank exposed them with the creation of this thread.

Thank you Dank for saving us all!!!!
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 07:32 AM

we should erect a monument in his honour, place it in the middle of nowhere, and add a bunch of strange "tennents" to the outside of it.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 12:19 PM

They were just waiting for the Paralympics. That's where the real action is at.


That's actually what some tin foil hatters are saying now.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 05:17 PM

This is what the spirit of Olympics should be about:

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