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#61 Monteeun


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Posted 27 July 2012 - 02:09 PM

Back-up goalie, way down on the depth chart. Brought in for game seven of the SCF on an emergency basis because the usual starter was injured, and they couldn't get another guy in to act as back-up to the usual back-up. When the usual back-up is injured in the warm up I have to start.

I play the entire game, and most of four OT periods, facing about 100 shots, before winning the game 1 - 0, on a goal which I set-up on a break-away pass to a fourth liner who is out there only because the coach is trying to give the other guys a breather and he was stuck out there due to an icing call.

I then retire, because, how can you top that?


lol awesome!

Benning will be fired next year. Hope he enjoys screwing around for a few months. I just cant believe this. Another injured BC player. We just got rid of garrison. Seems like the canucks and linden just wanted any BC born player. Doesn't matter if hes good or not. We don't need another Linden to get us to game 7 of the Stanley cup and lose. We need someone to win us a cup.


5 million a year for Vrbata? 6 million for Miller? Kesler for Bonino and 24th instead of 10th pick or one of their top prospects? Garrison for scraps?

ive already lost faith in JB. Ive never EVER had this bad of a feeling about management.


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Posted 27 July 2012 - 02:30 PM

I'd be a big, solid shutdown d-man. I wouldn't get many points, but I would be able to muscle opponents off the puck and throw big hits, and I'd always be willing to stand up for a teammate.

I'd play with Bieksa, and I'd wear #6.

I'd make around 4 mil.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:53 PM

I play goalie in real life, so probably that, but if I had to choose something else, I would be a heavy hitter grinder/fighter.
My number would be 54
I would probably be 3rd/4th line. 2nd/1st line in the playoffs.
I'd be more than happy with $1M playing in the NHL and on my favorite team.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:21 PM

I'd be a large forward (I'm 6'5'') who plays physically and annoys people, I'd also stand up for my team mates, maybe not score a ton of points.

I think I'd play with Lappy and Hansen.

Make around $1 million.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 06:16 PM

1. I'd be 2nd line offensive material with 3 zone commitment. Most of my points come from off the rush or near the crease, because I love to use my shot and attack the net. I thrive on the physical game.

2. Probably the twins...I was never a top tier offensive talent, but I'm a net presence, I'll create space, and I can finish. If on the 2nd line, I'll play either wing.

3. $2.5-3 mill

Edited by Witchcraft and Sedinery, 27 July 2012 - 06:17 PM.


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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:42 PM

This is from NHL 12 Be A Pro

Im a right winger powerfoward, who is physical, and a good playmaker, sniper. Im on a line with Booth and higgins, and have 26 goals, 36 points, all from setting up kes, or booth. I also like to fight whenever I feel like it, and with whoever. Im making entry level money. Number 13.In the future I play 22 seasonsa as a canuck, and bring like 20 stanley cups, because not only Im I the player, Im also the gm.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 11:43 PM

When I played Jr hockey in the SJHL for 11 games I played defense.
I sucked at pretty much everthing hockey related! I was good at chirping and sticking my phantom but end into your ribs along the boards. I sucked at fighting too, because of the way I played I got beat up on a regular basis. I was back and forth between AA and A so I tried to make my games count with the big club.

I would be a John Scott with out the size.

I would be a depth defenseman called apon when we played Chicago or Boston to draw penalties and possibly take out key players.

I would make the league min whatever that is.

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 12:25 AM

fourth line enforcer making 750K year, wearing #69, lead the league in fights, with mediocre offensive production and a defensively sound game

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 10:26 AM

1. Fastest skater on the team but smallest, always in good position like Burrows. Fight anyone, good deke.

2. playing 1st line with Sedin's to 4th line with the Malhotra and Volpatti/Wiese. #89

3. 4.8 Mil

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 10:38 AM

I'd be a good 2 way D man who can help offensivly but Defense is always first (comparable to Edler)
I would like to play with a guy like Alex Edler or Kevin Bieksa
I wear number 4
my salary is at 3mill

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 10:47 AM

I've always enjoyed scoring goals at any level I've played sports at. If I were to assume the role of any type of NHL player, I would be a highly-skilled first-line winger with incredible speed, a tremendous shot, and intuitive vision. If I had the opportunity to, I would accelerate around the opposing defenseman and deke quickly around the goaltender. If not, I would evaluate my options and make the best play available to generate a scoring chance.

Naturally, I would model my game after Pavel Bure's, though I would try to incorporate some of the defensive aspects of Sergei Fedorov's game to become a dominant force at both ends of the ice. My objective would be to provide 60+ goals each season for the team and to generate excitement for the fans. The team would pay me $6 million per season for ten years, but I would remain consistent enough to keep fans happy. I could play on either of the top two lines.

I would be a team leader, and try to motivate the team especially during our struggles. I generally would not take many undisciplined penalties, though if somebody frustrated me, I would not hesitate to vent my anger. When speaking to the media, I would be very level-headed, would answer questions honestly, and would try to earn their respect.

Edited by WeatherWise, 28 July 2012 - 11:05 AM.

The greatest segue into a weather segment.

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 11:17 AM

2nd line winger, fast and agile, not necessarily a hitter but strong on the puck like Higgins. Not an elite forward but has a good rounded set of skills with a good wrist shot, maybe a Markus Naslund lite. Peak at around 80pts a year, making a max of 4-5M per.

I'd play with Kesler and Higgins/Booth. I guess I'd fall back to the playmaking role who can also score.

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 11:32 AM

LW, absolutely responsible third-line checker, great passer, not much speed on a very accurate shot, great wheels (in my prime).


I'd play for 1 million

...but sadly, I'm just waaay too small and light to play full-contact hockey against people who mean it. I do play full-contact occasionally, but only against my buddies' team

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 01:24 PM

I'd be a undersized winger with tremendous speed. Easily knocked off the puck and I would mostly just skate as fast as I can weaving around players with no clue where my line mates are.

and a serious passing problem aswell

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