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#1 SukhKular

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:05 AM

If you were a girl what do you do...

This works both ways. Girl can do the "If I was a guy" side of it.

So let's get started...

If I was a girl, aside from the obvious sexual stuff, I'd play sports. Just to see what it's like from a girl's perspective.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:16 AM

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menstruate, cry, shop, use my looks to get free stuff, <insert further stereotypes here>.


if i was a girl for a day, i wouldn't leave my room for half a day, the other half I'd go to the pool and hang out in the locker room. I'd probably check out half of the bathrooms along the way, just to see how much nicer they are than the men's too (it's like a night and day difference).

If I wasn't married, i'd probably check out a gay bar and try to pick up the hottest girl I could find. man would she be in for a surprise when we woke up in the morning and I was a man again. :bigblush:

Edited by avelanch, 02 August 2012 - 08:18 AM.

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#3 Spitfire_Spiky

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:17 AM

If i were a girl...i would no longer have my ding-a-ling and that would be sad
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:21 AM

I would finally get to ride that teetertotter in the ladies washroom
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:30 AM

I would probably lose my purse within the first few hours.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:33 AM

I wouldn't leave the house as it would take me more than a day to figure out a lifetimes worth of grooming techniques.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:34 AM

I would finally get to ride that teetertotter in the ladies washroom

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:37 AM

Would spend a lot of time naked staring at the mirror, I'm sure.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:39 AM

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.

Edited by GoaltenderInterference, 02 August 2012 - 08:49 AM.

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 08:57 AM

Jumping jacks I suppose.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:07 AM

I'd make a sammich.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:22 AM

I would still play goal.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:30 AM

Expose my chest to Ben Eager.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:48 AM

If I was a girl, I'd go to the mall with 3 other friends, take 150 pictures, upload them to Facebook, tumblr, whatever they use, and title the album some lyric from a Frank Ocean song.

If I was a woman, I'd go grocery shopping, pick up a Starbucks, go home and watch a movie, and drink my sorrows away with a few glasses of white wine, whilst, talking to a friend to complain how stressful life is.

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I'm probably better off being a male.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 09:49 AM

Head to the produce section...
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 10:24 AM

Walk around outside on hot summer days all day with a tiny bikini and shades and watch all the guys' eyes pop out.

Boobs = :bigblush: .
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 10:28 AM

Walk around outside on hot summer days all day with a tiny bikini and shades and watch all the guys' eyes pop out.

Boobs = :bigblush: .

then you would get angry at them when you caught them looking and scream "PERV!" at them.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 11:37 AM

If I was a girl I'd have two boobies and a va-jay-jay.

:bigblush:

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 02 August 2012 - 04:53 PM.

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:15 PM

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If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian. No dude is putting his junk near me.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:19 PM

If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian. No dude is putting his junk near me.


We could be lesbians together!

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.


Trust me, it's awesome!

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 02 August 2012 - 12:22 PM.

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:21 PM

I'd scout out the kitchen.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:47 PM

if i were a girl, i'd stay in the kitchen and i would let the man do all the driving. also, i would know when to stay quiet and know my role.

Edited by мцт вяздк чф, 02 August 2012 - 12:48 PM.

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:50 PM

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.


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Posted 02 August 2012 - 12:56 PM

.....I would scream like a girl.
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 03:02 PM

I'd make sandwiches
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 05:42 PM

i'd probably make a lesbian sex tape and make some money
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 06:02 PM

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.


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Posted 02 August 2012 - 11:13 PM

1. Grope myself
2. Become a lesbian and date Amber Heard
3. Grope Amber Heard
4. Make sammiches
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Posted 03 August 2012 - 12:57 AM



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Posted 03 August 2012 - 03:19 AM

Spend half the day groping/molesting myself, lol. The other half I'd spend making lesbian sex tapes.

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Honestly though, it would be interesting to see how easy it is to get free crap and to get dumb men to do stuff for me and #friendzone them, lol. :lol:
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