If you were a girl...

[:D]

I'd scout out the kitchen.

[î мцšт вяздк чфµ]

if i were a girl, i'd stay in the kitchen and i would let the man do all the driving. also, i would know when to stay quiet and know my role.

[Shift-4]

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.

[-Vintage Canuck-]

.....I would scream like a girl.

[250Integra]

I'd make sandwiches

[Argon]

i'd probably make a lesbian sex tape and make some money

[masutheakita]

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.

[Slender Man]

1. Grope myself

2. Become a lesbian and date Amber Heard

3. Grope Amber Heard

4. Make sammiches

[I♥Wellwood]

Obviously had to post this...

[Jai604]

Spend half the day groping/molesting myself, lol. The other half I'd spend making lesbian sex tapes.

Honestly though, it would be interesting to see how easy it is to get free crap and to get dumb men to do stuff for me and #friendzone them, lol.

[SukhKular]

So the general consensus is lots of boob touching, lesbianism and free sandwiches for all!

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

So the general consensus is lots of boob touching, lesbianism and free sandwiches for all!

[A.A.A]

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.

[hockeyville88]

If I was a boy, the first thing i'd try is pee standing up.

Amen to that!

Guys, you have no idea how lucky you are to be able to do that.

[jonnycanuck46]

all us dudes would do sexual stuff and play with our t*ts obviously lol

[Stick-in-Rink]

If I were a guy I'd... walk around shirtless everywhere on hot days because it's acceptable for guys to do that, grow a play-off beard, never go to a restroom ever again because I can just pee wherever the frack I want, go gay because all the gay men are so attractive , try to make the NHL being openly gay and if Thomas plays again I would try and run him over a couple times .

Endless possibilities.. oh and tug myself, who wouldn't.

[avelanch]

tug? i think you're doing it wrong...

[kurtis]

Be the biggest slut in Vancouver. ( with girls of course )

[Stick-in-Rink]

tug? i think you're doing it wrong...

[Jai604]

tug? i think you're doing it wrong...