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Posted 09 August 2012 - 04:57 PM

So he married Rosie O'Donnell?
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 04:57 PM

The cow got more action that 90% of CDC though.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 04:59 PM

The cow got more action that 90% of CDC though.

Still seems like poor whales don't get any action.

Edited by Super19, 09 August 2012 - 05:00 PM.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 05:01 PM

1. Sex with a cow :sadno:


2. YOU MARRY IT!?!?!?!?! :picard:


Kind of like..

"You break it you buy it"

But rather

"You **** it, you marry it"

Edited by Armada, 09 August 2012 - 05:02 PM.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 05:05 PM

BREAKING: 18 year old teen has been arrested yesterday night at his house for killing his wife, Cow.



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Posted 09 August 2012 - 05:23 PM

Classic Mistake!
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 05:53 PM

Well all the puns and jokes have been milked out already. Guess I'm too late.
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:03 PM

Hopefully this is the most disturbing thing I read today.
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:08 PM

I LOVE THE INDIAN "EYE FOR AN EYE" JUSTICE SYSTEM!

That's what you get!

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:10 PM

Sounds like a moooving wedding.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:13 PM

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Poor cow.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:15 PM

lol.. kinda sick... i saw a video of a women having sex with a dockey a few years ago.. that was just nasty... remind me of that again.. <_<

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:27 PM

lol.. kinda sick... i saw a video of a women having sex with a dockey a few years ago.. that was just nasty... remind me of that again.. <_<


Yeah, you "accidentally" found that I bet... :rolleyes:

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:27 PM

I LOVE THE INDIAN "EYE FOR AN EYE" JUSTICE SYSTEM!

That's what you get!


How is this eye for an eye? If it was eye for an eye, they would make him get drilled by a bull. No lube.

Buddy I called this EXACT situtation on here two years ago and was flamed, so I guess I have a bit of hockey knowledge, not to mention the 4 years I played in the OHL idiot.


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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:28 PM

I'm getting tired of developing countries forcing rape victims to marry their attackers. This is just udderly ridiculous.

Buddy I called this EXACT situtation on here two years ago and was flamed, so I guess I have a bit of hockey knowledge, not to mention the 4 years I played in the OHL idiot.


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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:50 PM

The cow isn't even that hot.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 06:51 PM

Cow Moolestation leads to marriage.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 07:12 PM

He passed out during his own wedding?..what a Coward.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 07:21 PM

Surprised it didn't drive a steak through his heart....
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 07:23 PM

Needs more cowbell?
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Posted 09 August 2012 - 07:30 PM

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Cow puns are the best.

Edited by Squirrels.Gone.Wild, 09 August 2012 - 07:42 PM.


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Posted 09 August 2012 - 07:43 PM

Seems to me like the cow got a raw deal: it got raped, forced to marry the rapist, and then drowned for its troubles.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 08:25 PM

Seems to me like the cow got a raw deal


Not sure if that's a pun or not....

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 01:30 AM

Damn it, all the good ones have been done already.

I'm talking about cow related jokes, not the cows themselves. Just to be clear.


lol

What a weird story, hahaha. Great read, had a good laugh.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:47 AM

I'm really anxious to MILK this thread for all it's worth!

Passed out during the ceremony? Should have had more CALF-eine.

Teen was known around town for having a thing for barn animals. They call him Hugh Heifer.

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I'm saying Aladeen a lot because http://forum.canucks...dpost__10922428

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 12:46 PM

Meh. I have no beef with this...
Orland Kurtenbach and Dennis Kearns had just been torched 8-1 by the Habs, but they still took time to come out to meet us, some fellow BC boys who were playing hockey in Montreal. THAT"S what being a Canuck is!

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 01:12 PM

Gross.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 02:03 PM

The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow.


lol wtf.. embarrass the kid then kill his wife??

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