DonLever Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 A Peachland Man accidentally killed himself while vandalizing a stolen car. His body was found beside the vehicle in a remote area. The coroner thinks he missed the tire and stabbed himself in the armpit. http://metronews.ca/news/victoria/336769/man-accidentally-stabs-self-to-death-with-x-acto-knife-after-car-heist/ I heard of the Darwin award where criminals made silly mistakes. I am sure this report would be in the running for the top Darwin award for 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 He will most certainly be in the running for the Darwin Awards. What an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where's Wellwood Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Everyone knows that you always cut away from yourself whenever you use a bladed object, whether it be slashing tires or chopping stuff for your dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoneypuckOverlord Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 This scenrio will also make the "1000 ways to die" in one of the ways to die. HOnestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobble Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 How do you "miss" a tire and puncture your armpit?!? I am no expert in slashing tires, but would you not stab outwards with the knife towards the tire?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brahma Bull Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 And that's why you don't slash tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armada Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Karma. That's the only thing I believe in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 What a fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 As a species, I suspect we'll be better off without him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denguin Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Nice to know natural selection still exists... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Ed Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Funny I just watch this clip a little earlier today: [warning liveleak is an uncensored video site] http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4a2_1345042905 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Smooth move, exlax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dittohead Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 ahahaha what an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Money Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Not a goodyear for this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokasmoka Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Gonna take a stab at this and say he Tire'd himself out and fell victim to the wheel of karma. That or someone just comitted 'the perfect murder' and got away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanstorm Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Every ones got hateful things to say to a guy that died, even though his actions are not justified. Kind of sick to me, just proves that every ones got problems. R.I.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virt 'n Kass Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Hahaha, stupid prick. Maybe he shouldn't have been out vandalizing other people's property, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddhas Hand Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 A Peachland Man accidentally killed himself while vandalizing a stolen car. His body was found beside the vehicle in a remote area. The coroner thinks he missed the tire and stabbed himself in the armpit. http://metronews.ca/...fter-car-heist/ I heard of the Darwin award where criminals made silly mistakes. I am sure this report would be in the running for the top Darwin award for 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai604 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Good for the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddhas Hand Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Hahaha, stupid prick. Maybe he shouldn't have been out vandalizing other people's property, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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