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#181 Intoewsables

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:24 PM

"How to Make Your Pick on Time": by SedinNumberThree (Foreward by Zach Parise)


FTFY.
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#182 Brad Marchand

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:26 PM

FTFY.


True dat.

"How to draft a franchise goaltender" by Suter
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#183 Baercheese

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:26 PM

How to have legit grammar on internet forums - UMADBRO?
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Edler, Markstrom, Hansen, 2nd round pick 2014 to Islanders for Ryan Strome, 5th overall pick 2014

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#184 Dave Bolland

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:27 PM

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PHILADELPHIA FLYERS



Zach Parise - _________ - __________
__________ - _________ - __________
__________ - _________ - __________
__________ - _________ - __________


Alexander Edler - Ryan McDonagh
Zach Bogosian - _________
__________ - _________


Jimmy Howard
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#185 Patrick Kane

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:28 PM

How to draft a cup contender - Kanye West
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#186 Ilya Kovalchuk.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:29 PM

True dat.

"How to draft a franchise goaltender" by Suter


That's mine. How dare you listen to me on XBOX then come on here and post it. grrrrr
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:29 PM

"Running a Successful Fantasy Hockey League" - Patrick Kane & Ilya Kovalchuk.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:30 PM

That's mine. How dare you listen to me on XBOX then come on here and post it. grrrrr


"How to post your joke on time" by Ilya Kovalchuk

"How to make your own jokes" by Brad Marchand
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:30 PM

"Running a Successful Fantasy Hockey League" - Patrick Kane & Ilya Kovalchuk.

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MY JOKE!

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#190 Patrick Kane

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:31 PM

LOLOLOLOL @ CAPTAIN_LU JOKE
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:32 PM

How not to pump your own tires - SheaWeber6


How not to fire 20 GMs in 2 minutes and hire them back 2 seconds later - Ilya Kovalchuk.

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#192 Intoewsables

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:32 PM

MY JOKE!



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#193 Ilya Kovalchuk.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:33 PM

How to fire 20 GMs in 2 minutes and hire them back 2 seconds later - Ilya Kovalchuk.


Thin book jokes, you're doing them wrong.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:33 PM

How to have a 1st line center by Niloc009

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:34 PM

Thin book jokes, you're doing them wrong.


Im brown, I can make my jokes as long as I want them to be.





















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#196 Ilya Kovalchuk.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:36 PM

Lol, the right way would be "How NOT to fire 20 GMs and hire them back 2 minutes later - Ilya Kovalchuk"

Because if it was "How to fire....", it would be a big ass book.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:36 PM

Lol, the right way would be "How NOT to fire 20 GMs and hire them back 2 minutes later - Ilya Kovalchuk"

Because if it was "How to fire....", it would be a big ass book.


FINE............ I'll fix it...........
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#198 Brad Marchand

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:36 PM

"How to be funny" by SheaWeber6
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:38 PM

"How to be funny" by SheaWeber6


Alright, lets try this one....

How not to do a nosejob - Brad Marchand
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#200 Kanye West

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:39 PM

How to draft a cup contender - Kanye West


How to draft a team of young studs and j*** over their potential.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:39 PM

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#202 Ilya Kovalchuk.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:19 AM

Intoewsables has been announced as Senior Vice President of the Revolutionized General Manager Game.
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#203 Patrick Kane

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:22 AM

As it stands.

Chairman - Patrick Kane
CEO - Ilya Kovalchuk
Senior VP - Intoewsable

Next up, Vice President..
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#204 JHansenFan

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:44 AM

As it stands.

Chairman - Patrick Kane
CEO - Ilya Kovalchuk
Senior VP - Intoewsable

Next up, Vice President..


Your missing Junior President.... you know
Managing Partner
Founding Partner
Senior Partner
Junior Partner
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:55 AM

Your missing Junior President.... you know
Managing Partner
Founding Partner
Senior Partner
Junior Partner


#suits :bigblush:
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 01:05 AM

#suits :bigblush:


Oh your actually in the joke this time...? All of it is from suits :P
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 04:32 AM

The New Jersey Devils are proud to select

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 05:18 AM

The Carolina Hurricanes apologize for the long wait, but are beyond pleased to select from Livonia, Michigan in the 5th round... 127th overall

Ryan "The Iron Hip" Kesler


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Not only does Kesler hold a high rating in NHL12 (88), but he also is one of the best skaters in the best hockey league in the world. Despite his problems with his shoulder, Carolina believes that he will have an dominating comeback, and produce numerous points for a team that is looking to dominate in the post season, and not just the regular season. It is said that the Carolina Hurricanes brass had a long sit down with him, before drafting him in order to discuss his tendencies for what is now known around the league as "Photobombing". From what slipped out of the cracks of that closed door session, it is believed that an understanding was reached between player and team.


Carolina: "Ryan was rated in the top 30 players that we wanted when the draft began. To see him still available at pick 127 is incredible, and even if our goaltending situation was gushing blood, we would still have chosen him. Welcome to Raleigh Ryan James Kesler!"



<_< <_< He was supposed to drop, damn
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#209 Patrick Kane

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 08:21 AM

Chicago selects Matt Carle. Off to work now.
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 09:23 AM

The New Jersey Devils are proud to select

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wildcard pick of the century
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Edler, Markstrom, Hansen, 2nd round pick 2014 to Islanders for Ryan Strome, 5th overall pick 2014

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