Jump to content

Welcome to canucks.com Vancouver Canucks homepage

Photo

They have been waiting for 100 years: What is in the mysterious package?


  • Please log in to reply
67 replies to this topic

#31 Jai604

Jai604

    Canucks First-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,949 posts
  • Joined: 14-October 10

Posted 23 August 2012 - 07:04 PM

Whatever it ends up being, it'll probably be rather underwhelming, given the hype.
  • 0

Posted ImagePosted Image

RIP LB RR PD


#32 Kumquats

Kumquats

    Canucks Second-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,329 posts
  • Joined: 05-July 08

Posted 23 August 2012 - 07:41 PM

A letter that reads:

Dear Marty,


If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.


I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons.

I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned Delgado Mine, adjacent to the Old Boot Hill Cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 1985, destroy the time machine.


Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Einstein for me. I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them.


And so Marty, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart.


Your friend in time,

"Doc" Emmett L. Brown.


September 1, 1885.


  • 4
Posted Image

#33 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 23 August 2012 - 08:04 PM

He is probably just a giant troll.
  • 0

#34 KING ALBERTS

KING ALBERTS

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,212 posts
  • Joined: 01-May 10

Posted 23 August 2012 - 08:05 PM

i kind of hope its the black plague
  • 0
Posted ImagePosted Image

i fel off the banwagon and hit my hed on a rok


#35 VICanucksfan5551

VICanucksfan5551

    Canucks Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,032 posts
  • Joined: 11-August 04

Posted 23 August 2012 - 08:07 PM

A Chris Chelios rookie card.
  • 3
Posted Image
Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

#36 Tearloch7

Tearloch7

    Canucks First-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,021 posts
  • Joined: 15-July 10

Posted 23 August 2012 - 08:10 PM

A letter that reads:


***************** PRICELESS ****************** .. +1 ... :lol:
  • 1
"To Thine Own Self Be True"

#37 Common sense

Common sense

    Canucks Hall-of-Famer

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 21,574 posts
  • Joined: 08-January 06

Posted 23 August 2012 - 08:42 PM

Plans to invade Germany
  • 1

#38 Tearloch7

Tearloch7

    Canucks First-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,021 posts
  • Joined: 15-July 10

Posted 23 August 2012 - 08:45 PM

Plans to invade Germany


Ha ha .. cheeky buggers ... :lol:
  • 1
"To Thine Own Self Be True"

#39 JoeyJoeJoeJr. Shabadoo

JoeyJoeJoeJr. Shabadoo

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,533 posts
  • Joined: 02-September 09

Posted 23 August 2012 - 08:56 PM

A delicious fruitcake.
  • 0
Posted Image

#40 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 08:58 AM

Did they open it yet? Im guessing they have because of the time differance.
  • 0

#41 Langdon Algur

Langdon Algur

    Canucks Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,994 posts
  • Joined: 05-July 07

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:02 AM

finally, the answer to who killed JFK


written 48 years before his deathwoah!!!
  • 0
"What is the good of having a nice house without a decent planet to put it on?" ~ Henry David Thoreau

#42 GLASSJAW

GLASSJAW

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,616 posts
  • Joined: 21-February 04

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:02 AM

Did they open it yet? Im guessing they have because of the time differance.


http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544

i think they're about to, here

wait, maybe not. what is this...

Edited by GLASSJAW, 24 August 2012 - 09:04 AM.

  • 1
Posted Image
le temps restitué

#43 Everybody Hates Raymond

Everybody Hates Raymond

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,564 posts
  • Joined: 06-November 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:06 AM

http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544

i think they're about to, here

wait, maybe not. what is this...


That's the stream.
  • 0

#44 6of1_halfdozenofother

6of1_halfdozenofother

    Canucks Prospect

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,277 posts
  • Joined: 16-January 06

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:06 AM

The architectural plans of the Titanic, with red circles all over identifying flaws with the design... :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:
  • 0
People who label others as bandwagoners, people who tell other people "how" to cheer for their team, "how" they should act or what they should wear to "support" their team, people who only want to hear positive thoughts and don't want to read about how the team can do better - these are people who are insecure and uncomfortable within their own skin.

I'll support my team the way I choose, thank you very much. You can choose to support your team the way you want to, and I won't judge you on it as long as you don't try to force your beliefs on me. I'll also be quick to point out where I think the team can do better, because identifying that there is a problem is the first step to fixing it; denying or ignoring a problem won't solve anything.

Go Canucks Go.

#45 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:07 AM

I wish I understood what they were saying :( But I think they are doing some events then thye are opening it around 10 pst.
  • 0

#46 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:10 AM

Now these oofs are back.... Are you sure this is the right thing?
  • 0

#47 Everybody Hates Raymond

Everybody Hates Raymond

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,564 posts
  • Joined: 06-November 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:13 AM

Now these oofs are back.... Are you sure this is the right thing?


Yes. They're just taking too long to open it because this is basically all they have in Norway
  • 0

#48 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:36 AM

OMG ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
  • 0

#49 Aleksandr Pistoletov

Aleksandr Pistoletov

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,845 posts
  • Joined: 07-April 03

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:37 AM

Fat lady tried to walk away and eat the package, with some ketchup.
  • 1
How do you embarrass a crackhead wearing a viking helmet?

How do you roast charcoal? -- Jeff Ross

#50 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:38 AM

Another package loool
  • 0

#51 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:39 AM

Packageception.
  • 0

#52 Aleksandr Pistoletov

Aleksandr Pistoletov

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,845 posts
  • Joined: 07-April 03

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:39 AM

Some hundred year old dish towels.. congrats.
  • 1
How do you embarrass a crackhead wearing a viking helmet?

How do you roast charcoal? -- Jeff Ross

#53 Squirrels.Gone.Wild

Squirrels.Gone.Wild

    Comets Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 432 posts
  • Joined: 16-July 09

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:42 AM

Looks like a bunch of documents and journals.

Posted Image
  • 2

#54 JLumme

JLumme

    Canucks Third-Line

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,106 posts
  • Joined: 06-January 09

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:44 AM

Yes. They're just taking too long to open it because this is basically all they have in Norway


Just this, billions of dollars, and tall, beautiful people everywhere.
  • 0

#55 GLASSJAW

GLASSJAW

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,616 posts
  • Joined: 21-February 04

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:46 AM

Looks like a bunch of documents and journals.

Posted Image


lol
  • 0
Posted Image
le temps restitué

#56 TOMapleLaughs

TOMapleLaughs

    Canucks Hall-of-Famer

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 30,408 posts
  • Joined: 19-September 05

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:47 AM

Some notes and some banners.

Woooo!
  • 0
Posted Image

#57 TOMapleLaughs

TOMapleLaughs

    Canucks Hall-of-Famer

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 30,408 posts
  • Joined: 19-September 05

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:48 AM

billions of dollars

Wait, what?

Nazi gold?
  • 0
Posted Image

#58 Versace

Versace

    Comets Star

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 733 posts
  • Joined: 31-August 11

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:48 AM

So can someone explain what it was? All I understood was a bunch of banners from the King, some newspapers, documents and journals.
  • 0

#59 GLASSJAW

GLASSJAW

    Canucks Franchise Player

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,616 posts
  • Joined: 21-February 04

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:50 AM

I'm going to make my own time capsule, just so my legacy can extend beyond "Greatest CDC Poster of All Time," and stuff some ominous wrapping with a bunch of junk. I'll be annoying people even 50 years after death. Brilliant.

Beats the previous idea of donating my skull to Hamlet productions!

Edited by GLASSJAW, 24 August 2012 - 09:51 AM.

  • 0
Posted Image
le temps restitué

#60 Aleksandr Pistoletov

Aleksandr Pistoletov

    Canucks Regular

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,845 posts
  • Joined: 07-April 03

Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:53 AM

So can someone explain what it was? All I understood was a bunch of banners from the King, some newspapers, documents and journals.

Translation: collection of crap that will go to some museum I'll avoid when visiting Norway.

It was either see what this was, or have a day off fap to some really good looking Latinas.. I obviously chose wrong.
  • 0
How do you embarrass a crackhead wearing a viking helmet?

How do you roast charcoal? -- Jeff Ross




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

Canucks.com is the official Web site of The Vancouver Canucks. The Vancouver Canucks and Canucks.com are trademarks of The Vancouver Canucks Limited Partnership.  NHL and the word mark and image of the Stanley Cup are registered trademarks and the NHL Shield and NHL Conference logos are trademarks of the National Hockey League. All NHL logos and marks and NHL team logos and marks as well as all other proprietary materials depicted herein are the property of the NHL and the respective NHL teams and may not be reproduced without the prior written consent of NHL Enterprises, L.P.  Copyright © 2009 The Vancouver Canucks Limited Partnership and the National Hockey League.  All Rights Reserved.