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#1 nuckin_futz

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:40 PM

Really looking forward to the comments of the CDC crew on this one. And what is the name of this medication?

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Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike 'forces taxi driver to have sex with her at knifepoint twice' - then stabs him when he refuses a third go around
  • Luminita Perijoc, 30, had already forced cabbie at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex
  • But she flew into a rage when he refused to satisfy her again
  • Police say her behaviour may have been down to medication she was taking
By Daniel Miller
PUBLISHED: 12:41 GMT, 27 August 2012 | UPDATED: 10:51 GMT, 28 August 2012
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Femme fatale: Angelina Jolie lookalike Luminita Perijoc, allegedly stabbed a taxi driver after he refused to have sex with her for a third time
A Romanian taxi driver claims a sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike passenger stabbed him after he refused to satisfy her for a third time.
Nicolae Stan told police stunning Luminita Perijoc, 30, had already forced him at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex.
He claims Perijoc had asked him to help her with his bags but once inside her apartment she demanded sex.
When he refused she allegedly pulled out a knife and forced him to undress.
Police investigating his claims say the Perijoc's behaviour may have been down to the fact she was on medication at the time.
Mr Stan said that his life has been made a misery by pals ribbing him about the fact that he had turned down the beautiful double of the Hollywood star.
He said: 'It is terrible. I am now a local celebrity, every one is talking about me.


'They don't understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knife point.


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Perijoc, 30, forced cabbie Nicolae Stan at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex on her but flew into a rage when he refused to satisfy her again, police were told

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Mr Stan said his life has been made a misery by pals ribbing him about the fact that he turned down the beautiful double of the Hollywood star. Pictured: How the incident was reported on a Romanian website
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The original: Perijoc is a huge fan of Angelina
'They look at her, then look at me an laugh. But I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat even if they were with Miss Romania.'
'She asked me to help with her bag but when we were upstairs she got me in to her kitchen and told me she had to have sex with me,' claimed the married dad-of-three.
'I think she wasn't used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined. She took out a knife and forced me to undress and have sex with her.
'But she wasn't satisfied and wanted sex again.
'When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have oral sex with her but she still stabbed me,' he added.
Friends told local media that Perijoc is a huge fan of actress Jolie and models herself on the Tomb Raider star.
Mr Stan says he only escaped when he managed to barricade himself into a bedroom and dial 999 on his mobile phone.
Police say he was taken to hospital with more than half a dozen stab wounds.
'We are interviewing both parties to discover what could have happened,' said a police spokesman.


Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz24sKoCbzx

Edited by nuckin_futz, 28 August 2012 - 01:43 PM.

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#2 Hobble

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:41 PM

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:42 PM

I like how the cab driver had sex with her no problem, but the real issue started when he refused to go down on her a 2nd time. Typical man! Also that looks nothing like Angelina Jolie.
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:43 PM

Dude dat iz vierd
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:44 PM

If it was the real Angelina Jolie he would have gone back down for seconds.
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:47 PM

I would of gone for thirds...
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:51 PM


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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:53 PM

Still counts.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 01:56 PM

She got in more stabs than he did.
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:01 PM

This woman stabs less than the real Angelina Jolie, ask Billy Bob Thornton.
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:15 PM

Why didn't he just incorporate the 'Fake Chow'
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:15 PM

I feel for ya Nicolae. I have the same problem everytime I leave my house. Living in a real life axe commercial ain't all it's cracked up to be. ;)
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:44 PM

seems to me like there must be more to this story than we're reading..
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:45 PM

I've got three kids to think about....I would have done it again...
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:52 PM

IB4 Bert.Babe lectures to you all how unfunny rape is regardless of who's doing it....


She would have a point if she actually did.
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:52 PM

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Dudes married. loves his wife and family. Doesnt need no skinny assed, drug crazed, botoxed lipped, crazy knife wielding woman messing up his life for five minutes of hide the sausage.
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 02:58 PM

Dudes married. loves his wife and family. Doesnt need no skinny assed, drug crazed, botoxed lipped, crazy knife wielding woman messing up his life for five minutes of hide the sausage.


He didn't seen to mind it the first two times. Just sayin. ;)
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:04 PM

Maybe she threatened him the first couple of times. You know what they say...round 2 for us is round 1 for them...;)
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:05 PM

I've heard of Capt Stabbin' before, but this is ridiculous
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:17 PM

She would have a point if she actually did.


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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:37 PM

Dude dat iz vierd


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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:45 PM

Anyone questioning him not going a third time probably haven't had a crazy woman holding a knife to them while having sex before.

Just a hunch, but having your life threatened by a clearly unstable woman, might kill the mood a bit...
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:45 PM

So the only thing making this news is that she happens to look a bit like Jolie? Slow day or something?
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:45 PM

So the only thing making this news is that she happens to look a bit like Jolie? Slow day or something?


Which she actually doesn't
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 04:09 PM

Forget about becoming a doctor, rock star or an actor kids . Just be a cab driver ;)

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 04:31 PM

Really looking forward to the comments of the CDC crew on this one. And what is the name of this medication?

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Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike 'forces taxi driver to have sex with her at knifepoint twice' - then stabs him when he refuses a third go around

  • Luminita Perijoc, 30, had already forced cabbie at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex
  • But she flew into a rage when he refused to satisfy her again
  • Police say her behaviour may have been down to medication she was taking
By Daniel Miller
PUBLISHED: 12:41 GMT, 27 August 2012 | UPDATED: 10:51 GMT, 28 August 2012
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Femme fatale: Angelina Jolie lookalike Luminita Perijoc, allegedly stabbed a taxi driver after he refused to have sex with her for a third time
A Romanian taxi driver claims a sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike passenger stabbed him after he refused to satisfy her for a third time.
Nicolae Stan told police stunning Luminita Perijoc, 30, had already forced him at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex.
He claims Perijoc had asked him to help her with his bags but once inside her apartment she demanded sex.
When he refused she allegedly pulled out a knife and forced him to undress.
Police investigating his claims say the Perijoc's behaviour may have been down to the fact she was on medication at the time.
Mr Stan said that his life has been made a misery by pals ribbing him about the fact that he had turned down the beautiful double of the Hollywood star.
He said: 'It is terrible. I am now a local celebrity, every one is talking about me.


'They don't understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knife point.

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Perijoc, 30, forced cabbie Nicolae Stan at knifepoint to have intercourse and perform oral sex on her but flew into a rage when he refused to satisfy her again, police were told

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Mr Stan said his life has been made a misery by pals ribbing him about the fact that he turned down the beautiful double of the Hollywood star. Pictured: How the incident was reported on a Romanian website
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The original: Perijoc is a huge fan of Angelina
'They look at her, then look at me an laugh. But I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat even if they were with Miss Romania.'
'She asked me to help with her bag but when we were upstairs she got me in to her kitchen and told me she had to have sex with me,' claimed the married dad-of-three.
'I think she wasn't used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined. She took out a knife and forced me to undress and have sex with her.
'But she wasn't satisfied and wanted sex again.
'When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have oral sex with her but she still stabbed me,' he added.
Friends told local media that Perijoc is a huge fan of actress Jolie and models herself on the Tomb Raider star.
Mr Stan says he only escaped when he managed to barricade himself into a bedroom and dial 999 on his mobile phone.
Police say he was taken to hospital with more than half a dozen stab wounds.
'We are interviewing both parties to discover what could have happened,' said a police spokesman.

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz24sKoCbzx


How come I never get lucky like that. If a hot girl forces you to have sex with her, YOU DO IT! Unless you know she has aids or STD. At least you will have an excuse if your girl finds out that you had sex with another woman. You can just say "But honey, she raped me at knife point".
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 04:35 PM

Forget about becoming a doctor, rock star or an actor kids . Just be a cab driver ;)


Only one cab driver got lucky and was stabbed by a hottie. Most cab drivers usually get stabbed by hobos or get punched by Patrick Kane.

Edited by Pouria, 28 August 2012 - 04:36 PM.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 04:38 PM

I would of gone for thirds...


I would of done it til she bled lol!
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 05:06 PM

the hell she doesn't look like angelina jolie

....but i'd still hit it
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Posted 28 August 2012 - 05:09 PM

the hell she doesn't look like angelina jolie

....but i'd still hit it


Your damn right you'd hit it.
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