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10 Things To Do During the NHL Lockout


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Pinning, it's that damn good. Not really Canucks Talk, but it is.

Generally we don't like links that direct traffic elsewhere but, in this case (one involving a lot of images and clearly only meant to show the article) it can stay.

Really well done, GC!!!

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That was hilarious!! Great read my friend! I don't think I'll ever look at Don Cherry the same way again...

Let me guess, Buddy Cole is your idol?

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(Didn't even notice Kes' hands, imagine that. "He has hands?")

Let's get some more ideas of what to do as generated by fans here....

-Volunteer to transport a referee to his Optician's appointment

We all know that refs can suffer from a serious, progressive/contagious condition affecting their on ice eyesight, resulting in them only being able to see blue/green/white combinations and eliminating red/black/yellow from their vision. This can also impede their ability to blow their whistles, as the eyebones are connected to the blow bones. Now, generally refs do blow, but they struggle at times and we can help in that.

Why not assist the NHL by transporting a ref in your area to their local Optician, to be followed up by a trip to Lenscrafters? In some extreme cases it may be necessary to escort them to lasik surgery, as they may be afflicted with Optianal Retinitis (a crappy outlook).

You will be rewarded with a copy of Johnny Nash's "I Can See Clearly Now" Greatest Hits Compilation, as well as a copy of the NHL's latest best selling book, "Reffing By Brail - Journey Of An NHL Referee" as a token of appreciation for your efforts.

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