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#31 goneforever

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 12:15 PM

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Wow, thanks for all the kudos! And I'm sorry for the Don Cherry image. Trust me, I am still having nightmares after putting it together days ago. Damaged my retinas so now I see it every time I close my eyes. But it was worth it.

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#32 mmmcookies1975

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 12:40 PM

thanks for the laugh :)
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 12:59 PM

This confirms it.

Don Cherry is a BEAST.








dat 6 pack :P

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 01:19 PM

Nicely done
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 02:00 PM

Don Cherry must get all the ladies looking like that. :lol:
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 04:01 PM

That was funnier than I thought it would be, and very nicely done, too.

Last lockout, poker on TV 'came out'. What will we get this time?

Polo? Dogfighting in ultralights equipped with paintball/airsoft guns? Competitive lawn maintenance?



Extreme hacky sack, or professional bocce.
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 10:33 PM

So yeah, there was lots of stuff that I didn't think I'd ever see in there. I seen Don Cherry's cherries, and that's terrible.
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Posted 01 September 2012 - 10:39 PM

f-ing hilarious!! best thing i have read in a long time...diving lessons with brad marchand and dress up the nude ryan kesler were my favourite...so funny!!! cannot wait to see more from you!! :)


I like how kesler has two left hands... tripped me out
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Posted 02 September 2012 - 12:16 AM

puahahhaha, well done, I had a good laugh.
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Posted 02 September 2012 - 09:50 AM

(Didn't even notice Kes' hands, imagine that. "He has hands?")

Let's get some more ideas of what to do as generated by fans here....

-Volunteer to transport a referee to his Optician's appointment
We all know that refs can suffer from a serious, progressive/contagious condition affecting their on ice eyesight, resulting in them only being able to see blue/green/white combinations and eliminating red/black/yellow from their vision. This can also impede their ability to blow their whistles, as the eyebones are connected to the blow bones. Now, generally refs do blow, but they struggle at times and we can help in that.

Why not assist the NHL by transporting a ref in your area to their local Optician, to be followed up by a trip to Lenscrafters? In some extreme cases it may be necessary to escort them to lasik surgery, as they may be afflicted with Optianal Retinitis (a crappy outlook).

You will be rewarded with a copy of Johnny Nash's "I Can See Clearly Now" Greatest Hits Compilation, as well as a copy of the NHL's latest best selling book, "Reffing By Brail - Journey Of An NHL Referee" as a token of appreciation for your efforts.
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Posted 02 September 2012 - 10:04 AM

This thread got pinned? Awesome.
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Posted 02 September 2012 - 10:10 AM

:lol: Great post GC!
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Posted 02 September 2012 - 07:45 PM

Awesome! Thanks Gaycanuck, very funny :)

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Posted 02 September 2012 - 08:49 PM

(Didn't even notice Kes' hands, imagine that. "He has hands?")

Let's get some more ideas of what to do as generated by fans here....

-Volunteer to transport a referee to his Optician's appointment
We all know that refs can suffer from a serious, progressive/contagious condition affecting their on ice eyesight, resulting in them only being able to see blue/green/white combinations and eliminating red/black/yellow from their vision. This can also impede their ability to blow their whistles, as the eyebones are connected to the blow bones. Now, generally refs do blow, but they struggle at times and we can help in that.

Why not assist the NHL by transporting a ref in your area to their local Optician, to be followed up by a trip to Lenscrafters? In some extreme cases it may be necessary to escort them to lasik surgery, as they may be afflicted with Optianal Retinitis (a crappy outlook).

You will be rewarded with a copy of Johnny Nash's "I Can See Clearly Now" Greatest Hits Compilation, as well as a copy of the NHL's latest best selling book, "Reffing By Brail - Journey Of An NHL Referee" as a token of appreciation for your efforts.

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 10:31 PM


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CanucksSayEh, on 12 March 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:
When the playoffs come around, nobody is scared of getting in a fight, but every night, they get their mom to check under the bed for Raffi Torres.

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:19 PM

I did this one for the Canucks Forum as a little "Thank You" for all the nice comments and everyone who's read my article on PuckBuddys. One more thing to do during the NHL Lockout...

Challenge Alain Vigneault to a Bubble-Gum Blowing Contest!

Canucks fans know how Alain Vigneault loves his chewing gum, frequently seen at Canucks games gnawing away on his Bubblicious like a cow chewing its cud. So, I think it would be tons of fun to challenge AV to a bubble-gum blowing contest. Although, I understand he likes to cheat at this game, so, just don't stand too close to him, otherwise he'll try to burst your bubble!

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Here's hoping we won't have to witness the above scene, and that hockey will start on time!
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:27 PM

Hahahaha, love these GC....keep 'em coming!

You are a whiz with photoshop.
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 08:04 PM

I'm sorry but bob Ross is time well spent;)
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CanucksSayEh, on 12 March 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:
When the playoffs come around, nobody is scared of getting in a fight, but every night, they get their mom to check under the bed for Raffi Torres.

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:19 PM

I'm sorry but bob Ross is time well spent;)


I loved watching Bob Ross, his voice was so soothing and mesmerizing, and I'm pretty sure a family of finches lived in his afro.
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 03:51 PM

That was classic!!!! Well done!
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 07:54 PM

Practise shooting so I can get this good.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 08:50 AM

...or we can all go back to watching *shudders* poker on TV, like the last lockout...

Yeah, that's a great substitute.

I'm cancelling my cable until there's hockey again.

Grumble, grumble, twitch, twitch...
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Posted 15 September 2012 - 08:23 AM

thanks for the laughs, that was priceless...may need therapy now. Really wish both sides could set aside the BS and go play some hockey....gonna be a LONG winter :(
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Posted 15 September 2012 - 10:39 AM

The guy with the quick draw is a freak of nature, even more so than the don cherry pic
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Posted 16 September 2012 - 10:26 AM

Pin this hope lock out is a very long one. Fans rule except for fans that give up their hard earned money for inconsiderate billionaires.
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Posted 17 September 2012 - 11:38 PM

Oh man that was awesome! Great work, I laughed so hard I was crying.
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Posted 22 September 2012 - 09:00 AM

drink?
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 12:47 AM

Great, no drinking or NHL 13, man what were you thinking
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:59 AM

Great, no drinking or NHL 13, man what were you thinking


I didn't think it was necessary to suggest that hockey fans drink, isn't that par for the course? :)
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 01:55 PM

Sorry Mr. Aquillini, but it had to be done.

Edited by RWMc1, 19 November 2012 - 05:09 PM.

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