The Gary Bettman Yo Mama thread.

[Slender Man]

Bettman, yo momma so fat she has no chance of escaping me.

[Magikal]

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a XMas tree. Everyone hangs balls on her.

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a squirrel. She always got nuts in her mouth.

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a turtle. once she's on her back she's $%&#*@.

Gary Bettman yo momma's like a a bag of chips. Free-to-lay.

And Gary......yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu.