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#1 Argon

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 05:05 PM

the simplest ideas are often the best, and that's the case here. forget the atkins, weight watchers or hallelujah diet, this one will work. preorder smaller pant sizes people

first off, we know fats bad right? wrong, cause how much fat really is in weight? not much i figure. but we all know that water makes up 70% of our weight, so it's simple! cut back on the water. if water is 70% of our weight, then 70% of water x 100% of weight = 7, which is about how many glasses of water people drink in a day. forget that, we should cut back to 5, 6 if you really feel like splurging. instant weight loss! less amounts of water going in, same amounts of water coming out, that sounds like a slimmer dieter in weeks!

helpful pie chart i made
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so depending on how much weight i lose i could see myself going from a 34 waist to a 28 in no time at all! better start writing my book




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Posted 06 September 2012 - 05:21 PM

You make this hypothesis yourself?

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 05:24 PM

:picard: :picard: :picard:

Oh and my banned friend wants me to post this;

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 05:27 PM

... umb that is violating the rules.

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 05:30 PM

... umb that is violating the rules.


Well it wasn't me!!!! It was InSoM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 05:52 PM

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 05:56 PM

I hope you do know the effects of crack?
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:02 PM

Well it wasn't me!!!! It was InSoM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you and your friends cdc together?
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:03 PM

you and your friends cdc together?


No; he's banned and he asked me to post that for him

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:03 PM

Taking in less water than your body needs will lead to dehydration. When this happens, you can faint,collapse,have breathing problems and in some severe cases, die.

Nice try though, I remember when I thought I was smarter than the genius' of the world.
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:09 PM

you and your friends cdc together?


aww that's cute

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well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:30 PM

aww that's cute

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:36 PM

Taking in less water than your body needs will lead to dehydration. When this happens, you can faint,collapse,have breathing problems and in some severe cases, die.

Nice try though, I remember when I thought I was smarter than the genius' of the world.

if they die, they die lookin damn spiffy lemme tell ya
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:42 PM

Your sig bothers me...


if you can't handle the awesomeness, don't look

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 06 September 2012 - 07:21 PM

Also donate blood as often as you can. Cut yourself if you have to. Losing weight and looking good isnt all easy stuff. Sometimes you gotta bleed that excess wight out of ya.

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 07:25 PM

I've heard of this wonderful new trend called bulimia where you induce vomiting to stay skinny!
All the supermodels do it, and if it's good enough for them it must be good enough for us!

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 12:18 AM

the simplest ideas are often the best, and that's the case here. forget the atkins, weight watchers or hallelujah diet, this one will work. preorder smaller pant sizes people

first off, we know fats bad right? wrong, cause how much fat really is in weight? not much i figure. but we all know that water makes up 70% of our weight, so it's simple! cut back on the water. if water is 70% of our weight, then 70% of water x 100% of weight = 7, which is about how many glasses of water people drink in a day. forget that, we should cut back to 5, 6 if you really feel like splurging. instant weight loss! less amounts of water going in, same amounts of water coming out, that sounds like a slimmer dieter in weeks!

helpful pie chart i made
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so depending on how much weight i lose i could see myself going from a 34 waist to a 28 in no time at all! better start writing my booki know i know, jus havin some fun

i barely drink 1 glass a day. i should be skeletal!
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Posted 07 September 2012 - 12:36 AM

i barely drink 1 glass a day. i should be skeletal!

im so jealous
the best i can do is 2 glasses of water and maybe some orange juice. orange juice only half counts cause it has oranges in it.
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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:13 AM


you and your friends cdc together?

aww that's cute

i agree. i vote we all lock arms and skip down the lane together

im so jealous the best i can do is 2 glasses of water and maybe some orange juice. orange juice only half counts cause it has oranges in it.

you've invented a new diet! the oj diet! 3 glasses of pulpy oj, here i come
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Posted 07 September 2012 - 01:30 AM

If I lose a litre of water then I can drink a litre of water. But if I cut off my legs, I can usually only grow one back. Statistically speaking, this is permanent weight loss, meaning it is more effective than yours. It is proven by my years of research:

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 04:52 AM

the simplest ideas are often the best, and that's the case here. forget the atkins, weight watchers or hallelujah diet, this one will work. preorder smaller pant sizes people

first off, we know fats bad right? wrong, cause how much fat really is in weight? not much i figure. but we all know that water makes up 70% of our weight, so it's simple! cut back on the water. if water is 70% of our weight, then 70% of water x 100% of weight = 7, which is about how many glasses of water people drink in a day. forget that, we should cut back to 5, 6 if you really feel like splurging. instant weight loss! less amounts of water going in, same amounts of water coming out, that sounds like a slimmer dieter in weeks!

helpful pie chart i made
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so depending on how much weight i lose i could see myself going from a 34 waist to a 28 in no time at all! better start writing my book




i know i know, jus havin some fun


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