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JohnLocke

Ask YOURSELF Anything

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Alright, it's time to step away from the original "ask ... anything" format.

In this thread, you can ask yourself any question that you want answered.

Some acceptable questions include:

Will I ever get married?

Where do I see myself in three years?

Why do I continue to procrastinate?

Did I ever enjoy wearing turtlenecks or was it just a fashion statement?

It doesn't matter what you ask, the trick is you can answer your own question.

Take this however you want; you can use this as a serious time to reflect on where you are in your life or use this to ask yourself goofy questions, or, of course, you could also just "insert troll reply".

...Let the games begin!

I'll start it up:

Q: Why do I spend countless hours on CDC instead of studying for college?

A: Truthfully, it's because I don't want to study. The more time I spend on CDC, the longer I have before I have to start studying.

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Q: You know what I always wanted to ask Jeeves?

A: Why do you suck?

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Why am I in this thread?

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Q: Why am i constantly on CDC?

A: Cause i have nothing better to do

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Q: Why do I lack the ability to make my own decisions?

A: The liquor's callin' the shots now.

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Q: Why can't I get any girls?

A: Because you're asian

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Hmm.. interesting thread OP.

Q: Why am I avoiding people IRL?

A: Because I'd have to shell out money for other people - weddings, babies, birthdays and on top of that, listen to them spout on about their happiness.

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Thread is deep.

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Q: Why can't I get any girls?

A: Because you're asian

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Gonna go even deeper now. This is completely true.

Q: Why am I not going after the "girl of my dreams"?

A: Because she's hurt me once before and I am reluctant to give my heart out that easily now.

Edit: that felt really good to get off my chest. Sometimes we get into a habit of lying to ourselves.

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Q. Why am I so irresistable to women??

A. Cuz I'm DEAD SEXY!!!

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Gonna go even deeper now. This is completely true.

Q: Why am I not going after the "girl of my dreams"?

A: Because she's hurt me once before and I am reluctant to give my heart out that easily now.

Edit: that felt really good to get off my chest. Sometimes we get into a habit of lying to ourselves.

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Q: Why am I trying to hide that I'm a belieber?

A: I don't know.

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Fixed that for you.

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Q: Am I a belieber?

A: No.

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Q: Why do people think I'm a belieber?

A: Because I had a Bieber avatar

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Q: Why did you have a Bieber avatar

A: Because I gave my avatar rights away in a contest

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Q: So because someone made you change your avatar to Bieber, people think you're a belieber?

A: Yes

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Q: But are you a belieber?

A: Yes

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Fixed that for you.

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Aha, no you didn't, it clearly says here after you fixed it:

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Contradictions happen.

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Yea but since it clearly says no it means I'm not a Belieber B)

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